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  • He's just reversing his Dad's college career, who started out as a Sooner and ended it wearing orange.      

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    Shit man, I used to study film 12 hours a day pretty much every day. Then one time my wife walked in and we had to go to fucking marriage counseling…

  • FORTY NINE TO ZERO
    FORTY NINE TO ZERO

    Casey would have beat arky.  I will believe that until the day I die. 

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8 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

Those are heavy hangers, my friends and they are glorious. 

Great for motorboating.

Don’t ask me how I know.

17 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Great for motorboating.

Don’t ask me how I know.

You old sailor, you!

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26 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Great for motorboating.

Don’t ask me how I know.

This made me wonder, what did you used to call it before the motor was invented? 

14 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:


He blamed the Texas fans and media for misinterpreting what he said.

lol. It was all our fault. 

2 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

lol. It was all our fault. 

Well , at least there is something he’s consistent with… because it is damn sure not throwing the football 

13 hours ago, Droopy said:

Mesmerizing, in that, they are tits, but at the same time they are disappointing because those things are pointing way too downward for her age. Is she somehow 45? My grandma’s tits are more perky and she’s dead. (No pics)

Hold up...  Droopy doesn't like droopy tits?  WTF man?

So he spends a week getting mocked on social media, maybe needled by former teammates over texts/DM's, and due to his mega thin skin, gets super duper butthurt over being made to look like a fool. Then decides to grandstand for two minutes on a topic from which the rest of the world has moved on. And declares "no more Texas questions" even though it seems nobody asked him one this week.

Don't wanna crush a college kid for having a bad moment in a press conference, but yeesh. It's become glaringly obvious that he was part of the problem last season.

 

The more I observe the Casey Thompson show at Nebraska, the more I think to myself, "Man, Sark did a hell of a job to go 5-7 with that guy as his team leader."

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5 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

The more I observe the Casey Thompson show at Nebraska, the more I think to myself, "Man, Sark did a hell of a job to go 5-7 with that guy as his team leader."

How does that calculus change when Scott Frost goes 5-7.  

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Just now, ClubWhatever said:

How does that calculus change when Scott Frost goes 5-7.  

"Man, Frost did a hell of a job to go 5-7 with this guy as his team leader."

13 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

The more I observe the Casey Thompson show at Nebraska, the more I think to myself, "Man, Sark did a hell of a job to go 5-7 with that guy as his team leader."

Don’t do that.

9 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

How does that calculus change when Scott Frost goes 5-7.  

 

8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

"Man, Frost did a hell of a job to go 5-7 with this guy as his team leader."

well it WOULD be an improvement over the 3-9 record they posted last year.

Thompson is the antithesis of QBs like Vince and Ehlinger. Depending on who you talk to, locker-room cancer (at worst) or significant distraction (at best). Falls apart at crunch time on the field, unable to take a team on his shoulders and drag them to a victory. Looks externally to excuse poor play, whether it be injuries, coaching staff or otherwise, then uses media mouthpieces to message publicly. Lacks confidence in his abilities: would rather move three states away than face a QB competition. And last but not least, a Husker with Sooner blood.

Fuck em.  

33 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

The more I observe the Casey Thompson show at Nebraska, the more I think to myself, "Man, Sark did a hell of a job to go 5-7 with that guy as his team leader."

Look man, Casey was a malcontent and part of the problem, but there’s no set of circumstances that can result in Sark doing a good job going 5-7. Our coaching staff fucking sucked last year. There’s no ifs, ands, or buts about it. 

42 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

The more I observe the Casey Thompson show at Nebraska, the more I think to myself, "Man, Sark did a hell of a job to go 5-7 with that guy as his team leader."

Gundy would have won the conference with him, if he almost did it with Spencer fucking Sanders

Mesmerizing, in that, they are tits, but at the same time they are disappointing because those things are pointing way too downward for her age. Is she somehow 45? My grandma’s tits are more perky and she’s dead. (No pics)

Ron White says hi!
9 minutes ago, Nope said:

Gundy would have won the conference with him, if he almost did it with Spencer fucking Sanders

What makes you think Thompson is better than Sanders? 

47 minutes ago, Nope said:

Gundy would have won the conference with him, if he almost did it with Spencer fucking Sanders

How many times did Sanders quit and clean out his locker?

2 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

This made me wonder, what did you used to call it before the motor was invented? 

Buggy whipping. 

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

What makes you think Thompson is better than Sanders? 

I’ve never seen Sanders be good?

His ceiling seems to be “didn’t hurt us today”

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3 minutes ago, Nope said:

I’ve never seen Sanders be good?

His ceiling seems to be “didn’t hurt us today”

So Sanders is better?

Just now, Deej said:

So Sanders is better?

I would say no

2 minutes ago, Nope said:

I would say no

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3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Great for motorboating.

 

3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

This made me wonder, what did you used to call it before the motor was invented? 

broomski

2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

How does that calculus change when Scott Frost goes 5-7.  

 

2 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Don’t do that.

 

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Look man, Casey was a malcontent and part of the problem, but there’s no set of circumstances that can result in Sark doing a good job going 5-7. Our coaching staff fucking sucked last year. There’s no ifs, ands, or buts about it. 

 

I never said it was a sober thought.

20 minutes ago, Nope said:

I’ve never seen Sanders be good?

His ceiling seems to be “didn’t hurt us today”

Compare the last game each of them played and get back to us. Hell, compare the last game Sanders played to any full game Thompson has played. Started a bit slow, got better, never panicked or forced the ball into triple coverage, led his team back against a quality opponent despite several drops by his receivers during the game. 

34-51, 374 yards, 4 TD, 0 INT, 125 on the ground

If you're claiming you've never seen Sanders be better than Thompson you're on crack. Or you haven't watched Sanders play much. 

6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Compare the last game each of them played and get back to us. Hell, compare the last game Sanders played to any full game Thompson has played. Started a bit slow, got better, never panicked or forced the ball into triple coverage, led his team back against a quality opponent despite several drops by his receivers during the game. 

34-51, 374 yards, 4 TD, 0 INT, 125 on the ground

If you're claiming you've never seen Sanders be better than Thompson you're on crack. Or you haven't watched Sanders play much. 

I don’t put much stock into what thumbless Casey did

It’s really not that complicated to me, Sanders has a lower ceiling and a lower floor when both are healthy 

4 minutes ago, Nope said:

I don’t put much stock into what thumbless Casey did

It’s really not that complicated to me, Sanders has a lower ceiling and a lower floor when both are healthy 

Thanks, Mr. Thompson. 

Thompson vs. Sanders

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4 hours ago, General Specific said:


Ron White says hi!

WAs that a line he says? I've heard that for years from my Dad.

5 hours ago, Creasy Bear said:

Hold up...  Droopy doesn't like droopy tits?  WTF man?

I'm Droopy, so they don't have to be. 😁

2 hours ago, Nope said:

I don’t put much stock into what thumbless Casey did

It’s really not that complicated to me, Sanders has a lower ceiling and a lower floor when both are healthy 

Sanders has the higher ceiling.  He has a better arm and is more athletic than Casey. Both need to join R.I.F, because they can not read shit. 

Mesmerizing, in that, they are tits, but at the same time they are disappointing because those things are pointing way too downward for her age. Is she somehow 45? My grandma’s tits are more perky and she’s dead. (No pics)

Some people will complain about anything
5 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

It's become glaringly obvious that he was part of the problem last season.

 

In fairness, he still is part of the problem.  Just not in Texas this year. 

5 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

The more I observe the Casey Thompson show at Nebraska, the more I think to myself, "Man, Sark did a hell of a job to go 5-7 with that guy as his team leader."

Well, IMO he may have been a starting quarterback but he was about as far from being a leader as one could be. 

I don’t put much stock into what thumbless Casey did
It’s really not that complicated to me, Sanders has a lower ceiling and a lower floor when both are healthy 
Is Casey still unhealthy? Because he looked the same to me last week.
4 hours ago, Nope said:

I don’t put much stock into what thumbless Casey did

It’s really not that complicated to me, Sanders has a lower ceiling and a lower floor when both are healthy 

You still believe the bullshit thumb thing? It got hurt, then it healed. He still sucked. Did you not notice the same wobbling ducks against Northwestern? That's who he is. 

And saying Sanders's ceiling is lower is spectacularly bad. 

Imagine the world if we all had to agree

2 hours ago, Droopy said:

I'm Droopy, so they don't have to be. 😁

Ih, with a chick, that might be a bad thing, counting on taste. 

With dudes?  I wouldn't be bragging.  Js. 

21 minutes ago, Nope said:

Imagine the world if we all had to agree

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22 hours ago, Droopy said:

Mesmerizing, in that, they are tits, but at the same time they are disappointing because those things are pointing way too downward for her age. Is she somehow 45? My grandma’s tits are more perky and she’s dead. (No pics)

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but seriously man…. How can you ever besmirch those funbags?!

I bet you shit on Kate Uptons tits too. 
So sad.

We should celebrate all of gods breastly bounties.

Large and low.

Small and firm.

Young and high.

Post child and deflated.

Brail or ghost nipples.

Banana tits or puffies.

Boobs are great.

Tits are fun.

 

He's probably got PTSD from his saggy man boobs. 

22 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Username does not check out

 

 

 

 

 

but seriously man…. How can you ever besmirch those funbags?!

I bet you shit on Kate Uptons tits too. 
So sad.

We should celebrate all of gods breastly bounties.

Large and low.

Small and firm.

Young and high.

Post child and deflated.

Brail or ghost nipples.

Banana tits or puffies.

Boobs are great.

Tits are fun.

 

Ghost nipples...now there's one I've never heard of. 

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