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6 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Ghost nipples...now there's one I've never heard of. 

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  • He's just reversing his Dad's college career, who started out as a Sooner and ended it wearing orange.      

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    Shit man, I used to study film 12 hours a day pretty much every day. Then one time my wife walked in and we had to go to fucking marriage counseling…

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    FORTY NINE TO ZERO

    Casey would have beat arky.  I will believe that until the day I die. 

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19 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

Those are heavy hangers, my friends and they are glorious. 

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3 hours ago, Deej said:

He's probably got PTSD from his saggy man boobs. 

Not gonna lie. I do push-ups and sit ups to avoid this issue. 😁

Hey, I love tits! Something caught me funny about hers and, while pretty, her tits just look like saddlebags to me. I’d still suck on them MFer’s and give her 4 minutes of my time. 😎

I hope Casey never reads this thread.

He doesn't deserve to cast his eyes upon surly-curated funbags. 

24 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Not gonna lie. I do push-ups and sit ups to avoid this issue. 😁

Hey, I love tits! Something caught me funny about hers and, while pretty, her tits just look like saddlebags to me. I’d still suck on them MFer’s and give her 4 minutes of my time. 😎

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7 hours ago, derpyhorndog said:

I hope Casey never reads this thread.

He doesn't deserve to cast his eyes upon surly-curated funbags. 

Didnt someone say he was banging formerly OUsux Gundys daughter?  

I dont think hes hurting. 

24 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Didnt someone say he was banging formerly OUsux Gundys daughter?  

I dont think hes hurting. 

As long as he’s not using his thumb.

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

As long as he’s not using his thumb.

"We started fiveplay, she said that she would cum. I said it wasn't foreplay, because I used my thumb."

19 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

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You guys are slipping:

 

On 8/31/2022 at 12:15 PM, Deej said:

So Sanders is better?

 

On 8/31/2022 at 12:16 PM, Nope said:

I would say no

Maybe I'm wrong, we'll see, but I'm gonna have to disagree here.   I say Spencer is better than the OU drug dealer legacy. 

Already with a sack and fumble and a quick visit to the medical tent in the 1st Q

Just now, immamac said:

It's almost like Casey fucking sucks. 

He sure seems like he sucks.

15 minutes ago, immamac said:

It's almost like Casey fucking sucks. 

It’s not that he sucks.

it’s just that he doesn’t not suck.

Does Frost even make it to October 1 if they lose to North Dakota?

Thompson went to the injury tent? Well now he has his excuse for the rest of the season.

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Thompson went to the injury tent

He just has an abnormally heavy flow this month. 

1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

Already with a sack and fumble and a quick visit to the medical tent in the 1st Q

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15 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Does Frost even make it to October 1 if they lose to North Dakota?

Your season would already be fucked. no reason to blow the extra $7.5 million, that your AD cant afford. 

1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

Already with a sack and fumble and a quick visit to the medical tent in the 1st Q

Thumb has pyronies disease.

Those Nebraska fans wearing red/white stripes overall clothes is a really bad look.

There you go, Casey. Haha.

Nebraska not covering 28.5, at home. 

 

Tie game. 

Casey is going to get his coach fired. 

2 minutes ago, XForce said:

Casey is going to get his coach fired. 

Let's be real, Scott Frost is getting himself fired.

7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Damn Casey just threw an interception...

Laaaadies and gentlemen,  Casey2H is in the house!

2 minutes ago, XForce said:

Casey is going to get his coach fired. 

 

4 minutes ago, XForce said:

Nebraska not covering 28.5, at home. 

 

Tie game. 

 

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Damn Casey just threw an interception...

Shocked I say… shocked…

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2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

But @Hermanator said Thompson is the real deal and was going to win 10 games this year. 

On Playstation maybe...

Casey's not even going to get the start against the Sooners.

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Texas still finding ways to beat Nebraska. 

I'l just wait to watch the highlights Casey posts on social media.

23 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

But @Hermanator said Thompson is the real deal and was going to win 10 games this year. 

I said IF you illiterate cunt. 

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

I said IF you illiterate cunt. 

You've been slobbering over Thompson for months. Just own up to it that you were wrong.  

1 hour ago, Horn80 said:

Those Nebraska fans wearing red/white stripes overall clothes is a really bad look.

Work release crew? 

31 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

You've been slobbering over Thompson for months. Just own up to it that you were wrong.  

Months? Dipshit I just mentioned it on the Nebraska v Northwestern game thread last week. I said IF he has a big year the pressure is on Ewers to match or Sark will look like an idiot. Which was true. 

And Thompson is an alumni. Has a degree from UT like me. He's part of the brotherhood and I never wish failure on the brotherhood. So I'd like to see him turn it around and have a good year. 

I wouldn't expect an immature cunt or a tee shirt fan who isn't a part of this to understand. 

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3 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Months? Dipshit I just mentioned it on the Nebraska v Northwestern game thread last week. I said IF he has a big year the pressure is on Ewers to match or Sark will look like an idiot. Which was true. 

And Thompson is an alumni. Has a degree from UT like me. He's part of the brotherhood and I never wish failure on the brotherhood. So I'd like to see him turn it around and have a good year. 

I wouldn't expect an immature cunt or a tee shirt fan who isn't a part of this to understand. 

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Lol I have two degrees from UT and there are plenty of people I went to school with that I wouldn’t piss on if they were burning to death…

4 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Months? Dipshit I just mentioned it on the Nebraska v Northwestern game thread last week. I said IF he has a big year the pressure is on Ewers to match or Sark will look like an idiot. Which was true. 

And Thompson is an alumni. Has a degree from UT like me. He's part of the brotherhood and I never wish failure on the brotherhood. So I'd like to see him turn it around and have a good year. 

I wouldn't expect an immature cunt or a tee shirt fan who isn't a part of this to understand. 

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I gather that your degree wasn’t in Classics.

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