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These are dark days.  There is so much that divides us: healthcare, taxes, immigration, #MeToo and #MAGA.  Thankfully there is one topic that crosses party lines to bring us together: the objectification of hot women.  This thread to provide that neutral ground where we can all contribute to the healing that our message board, and frankly our country, so desperately needs.

I ask you to join me in posting pictures of hot women in politics and political reporting below.  Together, we can make a better future - for our children.  #HornofGabriel2020

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Elizabeth Halseth - Nevada representative

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SE Cupp - Republican pundit

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Dana Perino - Fox personality

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Dana Loesch

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Erika Harold - (R) Candidate (twice) in Illinois

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Kyrsten Sinema - (D) congresswoman from Arizona, openly bisexual

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Crystal Ball - (D) candidate for Congress, political pundit

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Kate Bouldan - CNN personality

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Eva Kaili - Greece

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Orly Levy - Isreal

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Belinda Stronch - Canada

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Nikita Klæstrup

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Dana Loesch is an evil disgusting vile harpy.

Equal time, bitch.

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SE, please help my Cupp runneth over. 

12 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Dana Loesch is an evil disgusting vile harpy.

You're being too kind.

Dana Loesch is an evil, disgusting, vile harpy who still isn't hot after six figures of plastic surgery.  She somehow has little dick syndrome in spite of not having a dick.  She's got the brain power of a sack of hammers.  She makes Tomi Lahren seem reasonable and well-adjusted.  Everyone who likes her is stupid.

32 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Dana Loesch is an evil disgusting vile harpy.

Equal time, bitch.

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Adam Sandler?

1 hour ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Crystal Ball

She has to be one of those porn stars that runs for Congress in Nevada as a publicity stunt types, right? 

If this is the best you got then I guess it's true when they say Washington D.C. is Hollywood for ugly people.

For the record, I hate her politics and every fiber of her being but I would love to throw a hate fuck into the chocolate starfish of Candace Owens.

Her and that Flip chick Michelle Malkin.

44 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

SE, please help my Cupp runneth over. 

 In this crazy political world there is something on which you and I can agree. 

Wait, that's what CB stands for? 

 

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Hope springs eternal...

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Dana Loesch is an evil disgusting vile harpy.

Equal time, bitch.

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I got you girl

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Is O'Rourke doing a gummy in that photo?  I mean, I've heard people do those in El Paso.  Of course, I never have but I hear things...

9 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

Wait, that's what CB stands for? 

 

Also:TELEMMGLPICT000145869762_trans_NvBQzQNjv

Hope springs eternal...

wheelhouse.  Just a total smoke show

6 minutes ago, Goredho said:

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How dare they. Natalie would never.

Dana perino has been my kryptonite for a while 

58 minutes ago, seven said:

Dana perino has been my kryptonite for a while 

You need to get your eyes checked.

18 hours ago, seven said:

Dana perino has been my kryptonite for a while 

Mine too. Until

 

I would eat her pussy full of that queso...  shit, throw Jade’s chili in there also.  I’m sure there’s plenty of room for it. 

19 hours ago, trauma babe said:

How dare they. Natalie would never.

That's not Natalie, that's Tiffany Tumbles.

I’m a big Kat Timpf fan personally. 

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Shocked. shocked I am that you fuckers would be so shallow, and sexist.

 

 

More please.

3 hours ago, GRHorn said:

I’m a big Kat Timpf fan personally. 

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Go on...

I like her friend.

6 hours ago, Underdog said:

I would eat her pussy full of that queso...  shit, throw Jade’s chili in there also.  I’m sure there’s plenty of room for it. 

I just gagged in disgust. Eww

SE Cupp isn't hot, isn't blonde, is a moron. 
And i would still like her to gag on my dick. What's your point?

Guilty.  

I just called M. Pence, Nancy.  Apologies to Nancies everywhere.  

Orly is from Israel or did it mean those Isreal? 

Oy Vey!.

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
17 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:
SE Cupp isn't hot, isn't blonde, is a moron. 

And i would still like her to gag on my dick. What's your point?

Woof. 

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23 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Woof. 

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On 2/15/2019 at 5:49 PM, 'stache said:

Fuck yeah

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damn.  socialist ass and titties.  nice. 

14 hours ago, Post Oak said:

 

This is a great argument for immigration.

I think both wings can hate - but also acknowledge that - Megyn Kelly is sexy.

 

 

 

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I would hate-fuck Megyn Kelly to Bolivian.

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I would hate-fuck Megyn Kelly to Bolivian.

You'd come in 4 seconds after begging her to let you switch parties.

Yeah right, hate fuck.

8 hours ago, Blotto said:

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Thicc.  No hesitation on my part, absolutely smash. 

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Catalan opposition leader, Inés Arrimadas.

 

All day, errrrday.

24 minutes ago, Shady Ray said:

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Catalan opposition leader, Inés Arrimadas.

 

All day, errrrday.

Yep. That’s how revolutions start.

Viva Catalan!

I feel like the international entries are compelling. Mrs Greece and Mrs Catalonia ftw. 

Whole lotta extremely crazy pictured on this page. 

These are the kinds of bitches you fuck but only at her place or 3rd party location and always with an eye on the door and plan of escape. 

2 hours ago, Shady Ray said:

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Catalan opposition leader, Inés Arrimadas.

 

All day, errrrday.

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