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51 minutes ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Vic Mackey to the wide courtesy phone.

Fixed

I could only understand about every third word. Still wood. Also, I haven't heard that song in ages.

Did she say, "I don't wanna fuck in your ma's crib"?  

I'm gonna go join instagram now for the first time ever.  Not because she told me to...but because I choose to

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

PM Vick Mackey

Maybe Michael Vick Mackey cuz she's a dog.....rough

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1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

I'd definitely fuck.

it's because she's gonna cram a plug up yer ass, isn't it.

be honest...

Just now, Kyrie Eleison said:

it's because she's gonna cram a plug up yer ass, isn't it.

be honest...

I mean I'm not opposed....She can do as she pleases.

2 hours ago, Sandman said:

I could only understand about every third word. Still wood. Also, I haven't heard that song in ages.

La Bouche! That was my jam in grade school.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

She can do as she pleases.

She’s nobody’s fool...

 

poor of choice of dress but I’m digging those curves in it. 

 

 

 

so I guess she finally figured out she was the side chick all this time?

9 hours ago, Parliament said:

PM Vick Mackey

 

8 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Vic Mackey to the white courtesy phone.

 

7 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

Fixed

 

y'all gay.  that girl is fuckin sexy. 

Ho: all psycho and shit “blah blah blah”

The sad ass old beat drops: ho can’t help but do a couple booty drops.

This is exactly the kind of chick I normally end up fucking.
Not at my momma house.
Her house, never mine.
They track me down any fucking way.
Lots of screaming hit close to home.

Lets take her to the cabin!!

That's the kitchen of the poors......or a tinyhome.

Well..... thanks to that little jewel, I am now familiar with the catatonic state. 

On 2/15/2019 at 11:28 PM, futureman said:

 

 

 

y'all gay.  that girl is fuckin sexy. 

Yeah I ain't saying she ain't sexy, I'm saying you'd wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney.

1 hour ago, Nole-4-Life said:

 I'm saying you'd wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney.

don’t care, had sex. 

I mean I'm not opposed....She can do as she pleases.

I had no idea that one drunken night you had with zepol would have such a lingering effect: and to think it all started with just a pillow fight

5 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Yeah I ain't saying she ain't sexy, I'm saying you'd wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney.

You can afford to lose one for pussy.  

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

You can afford to lose one for pussy.  

Yeah, I gotta spare.

On 2/16/2019 at 7:26 PM, Doze said:

That's the kitchen of the poors......or a tinyhome.

looks pretty clean though.  utensils in drainer indicates she can do sammiches.

 

55 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

looks pretty clean though.  utensils in drainer indicates she can do sammiches.

 

Surly you jest - there are some trash bags on the floor behind her and cluttered stuff up on the counter. Hardly a half star kitchen

What the hell is that blinking thing on the counter?

10 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

What the hell is that blinking thing on the counter?
 

The 50 shades of cray meter...

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