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My rider specifically states that I only accept cash,  Paypal or Venmo for any staged hate-related beatings.

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2 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Good on the Chief for calling the media the cunts that they are right to their faces.

Big fan.

Me too! I’ve never seen anything like it in my life. He’s my hero

Easy Nicole, he didn't reinvent righteous anger, but the dude did a good job calling them on the carpet.

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5 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Lol fuck that guy.

Yes, fuck him for hitting the nail squarely with the hammer!

He's a regular on a popular show you don't watch.

Was it a popular show? I think I’ve heard the show mentioned twice before this came up. Admittedly, I’m not up to speed on anything other than kid shows. Or was it just popular with the black demographic?
5 minutes ago, smuggs said:

My rider specifically states that I only accept cash,  Paypal or Venmo for any staged hate-related beatings.

That's just stupid. The olds like to write checks. You're cutting yourself off from a sizeable portion of the population who could use your services.

edit: N/M, you said staged.

So what was this chucklefuck's motive?  To try to get himself off the d-list?

3 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

That's just stupid. The olds like to write checks. You're cutting yourself off from a sizeable portion of the population who could use your services.

edit: N/M, you said staged.

Yeah, but that's only in the express lane at HEB.

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5 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Easy Nicole, he didn't reinvent righteous anger, but the dude did a good job calling them on the carpet.

I know but he was poignant and powerful when most needed to hear this shit

That cop wants Smollett to ultimately be punished by having to “apologize” ?

What in the actual fuck?!?

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I know but he was poignant and powerful when most needed to hear this shit

He was, but he still ain't no Gundy...

 

12 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Was it a popular show? I think I’ve heard the show mentioned twice before this came up. Admittedly, I’m not up to speed on anything other than kid shows. Or was it just popular with the black demographic?

I watched some of the first season and it was pretty good. They did all of their original music which was kind of neat. 

Then again, I only watched it because my girlfriend at the time was into it. 

Oh also, Taraji is fucking smoke so that helps. 

Just now, Cajun said:

He was, but he still ain't no Gundy...

 

Nooo. He is not hot. Noooooo! he is like a fly in the ointment of God

14 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Was it a popular show? I think I’ve heard the show mentioned twice before this came up. Admittedly, I’m not up to speed on anything other than kid shows. Or was it just popular with the black demographic?

Yes. It was a popular show. Its first two seasons had huge ratings. Then it fell off.

I've never seen it.

Tongue firmly planted in cheek Nicole.

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I watched some of the first season and it was pretty good. They did all of their original music which was kind of neat. 

Then again, I only watched it because my girlfriend at the time was into it. 

Oh also, Taraji is fucking smoke so that helps. 

First season was good. It’s weird what happened after that. I watched two episodes of season two it was like wtf? Jmo

It was a popular show early on.  TV is consumed differently today than 10+ years ago.  It's almost impossible to have a show that's unavoidable in popularity.  So you never knowing something existed doesn't make it unpopular. 

Just now, Cajun said:

Tongue firmly planted in cheek Nicole.

Do I know you? 

 

Just now, Gene Parmesan said:

It was a popular show early on.  TV is consumed differently today than 10+ years ago.  It's almost impossible to have a show that's unavoidable in popularity.  So you never knowing something existed doesn't make it unpopular. 

That was a tightly worded and pithy comment. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I watched some of the first season and it was pretty good. They did all of their original music which was kind of neat. 

Then again, I only watched it because my girlfriend at the time was into it. 

Oh also, Taraji is fucking smoke so that helps. 

Surprised she is your type.  Old enough to be your mother.  NTTAWWT

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I watched some of the first season and it was pretty good. They did all of their original music which was kind of neat. 

Then again, I only watched it because my girlfriend at the time was into it. 

Oh also, Taraji is fucking smoke so that helps. 

Surprised she is your type.  Old enough to be your mother.  NTTAWWT

4 minutes ago, huge said:

Surprised she is your type.  Old enough to be your mother.  NTTAWWT

I don't discriminate. 

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Do I know you? 

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Does anybody really care?

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:
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"It feels like if I had said it was a Muslim or a Mexican or someone black, I feel like the doubters would have supported me a lot much more," Smollett said. "And that says a lot about the place where we are as a country right now."

Yes, because it's all about how you feel about everything.

JFC

Wonder how he's feeling now?

21 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I watched some of the first season and it was pretty good. They did all of their original music which was kind of neat. 

Then again, I only watched it because my girlfriend at the time was into it. 

Oh also, Taraji is fucking smoke so that helps. 

They have a smoking plot now. Art imitates life imitates art. I abandoned he show after season two bc (wtf) they should exploit his. He exploited them. 

3 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Yes, because it's all about how you feel about everything.

JFC

Wonder how he's feeling now?

Once the shock and shame wear off, he'll probably do a morning show confessional, go to rehab if that's needed, and write a book. He'll probably make money off of infamy.

Sadly, there are enough suckers out there that will probably make that true DD.

But right about now I'm thinking he's watching his bunghole.

So what's the latest?  The White Nationalists in MAGA hats were actually the Carolina shoe bombers?

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Duke fragging?

6 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Yes, because it's all about how you feel about everything.

JFC

Wonder how he's feeling now?

I think what "says a lot about our country right now" is that fucksticks like you, Jussie, feel the need to yell "FIRE!" in a crowded movie theater when the only thing burning is your entitled dissatisfaction with what has been given to you. 

5 minutes ago, Cajun said:

 

But right about now I'm thinking he's watching his bunghole.

Maybe that was the plan all along, not that there’s anything wrong with that

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Nttawwt

1 minute ago, The Maestro said:

Maybe that was the plan all along

I don’t think he had a plan other than aligning himself with a community. Which he has brothers and sisters...oh wait one of which just landed a role in a Marvel 🍿 

3 minutes ago, The Maestro said:

Maybe that was the plan all along, not that there’s anything wrong with that

Bob Cobb?

Just now, David Dennison said:

Once the shock and shame wear off, he'll probably do a morning show confessional, go to rehab if that's needed, and write a book. He'll probably make money off of infamy.

sadly you are probably right. 

 

Yeah, I won’t be surprised if Smollett doesn’t eventually end up getting standing ovations as a special guest at some of the entertainment award shows.

All I know is the sad lot of hopefuls should add a strong candidate. Crazy. I swear to God up until today the Democrat race looked like: 

damn man

Just now, Texas_Rocks said:

Yeah, I won’t be surprised if Smollett doesn’t eventually end up getting standing ovations as a special guest at some of the entertainment award shows.

He has a good voice. Singing wise I admit. But he is cancelled now. Who will work with him?

I think the stink and embarrassment of this will stick with him longer than some of y'all think.

Lot of people ran to rescue ranger him and they are full on exposed now.  That won't be forgotten soon.

Just now, Cajun said:

I think the stink and embarrassment of this will stick with him longer than some of y'all think.

Lot of people ran to rescue ranger him and they are full on exposed now.  That won't be forgotten soon.

eh.  hollywood is saturated with radical leftist wingnuts.  if he eventually becomes a hero to them I won’t be surprised at all. 

eh.  hollywood is saturated with radical leftist wingnuts.  if he eventually becomes a hero to them I won’t be surprised at all. 


“At least he tried.”
1 minute ago, Texas_Rocks said:

“At least he tried.”

 

“started a conversation”

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

eh.  hollywood is saturated with radical leftist wingnuts.  if he eventually becomes a hero to them I won’t be surprised at all. 

I don’t think he can pull an Alec Baldwin. But you never know 

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

“started a conversation”

This.  It will be like that bitch writer for the Rolling Stone article on the made-up rape story at UVA (I think that was the university).  She never apologized and basically said that if her story wasn't true it's still happening all over the country and she was a hero for raising awareness.  

After re-watching Tucker Carlson’s Tuesday? commentary on this subject, I’m convinced that JS is a poster on Surly. 

 

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

Carl Winslow is pissed.

Thanks, katfid.

56 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Yes, because it's all about how you feel about everything.

JFC

Wonder how he's feeling now?

Claustrophobic

25 minutes ago, Cajun said:

I think the stink and embarrassment of this will stick with him longer than some of y'all think.

Lot of people ran to rescue ranger him and they are full on exposed now.  That won't be forgotten soon.

No shit.  How did those followup Milli Vanilli albums do?

Someone said he would write a book?  Anyone stupid enough to support this fuckstain isn't smart enough to read a book, so he's not going to make money on that. 

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

No shit.  How did those followup Milli Vanilli albums do?

Someone said he would write a book?  Anyone stupid enough to support this fuckstain isn't smart enough to read a book, so he's not going to make money on that. 

He can actually sing. Milli Vanili was the first CD I bought with my allowance. One of them is dead suicide I think and the other maybe also. Sad. But you think Christopher Cross (fug  as fuck white dude) amazing voice that eclipsed right before mtv. Music shouldn’t be visual. 

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