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On 2/15/2019 at 10:54 PM, MrPhlegm said:

Real life Tinkles.

Ps Jimbo offered this guy.

So SEC good?

Nonsense. $9.95-ers live such interesting lives. How else would I be able to appreciate E.J.'s riveting tales of finesse?

 

12 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Nonsense. $9.95-ers live such interesting lives. How else would I be able to appreciate E.J.'s riveting tales of finesse?

 

EJ owes DeAndre McNeil money.

On the Longhorn Blitz, Howe bravely came out that he has sleep apnea... a real hero..and it didn't cost $9.95

6 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

On the Longhorn Blitz, Howe bravely came out that he has sleep apnea... a real hero..and it didn't cost $9.95

Howe is a big fat motherfucker. Isn't saying he has sleep apnea akin to him saying his diet sucks, he farts up a storm, and he doesn't get to the gym too often?

Let me guess, that motherfucker snores too?

42 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Howe is a big fat motherfucker. Isn't saying he has sleep apnea akin to him saying his diet sucks, he farts up a storm, and he doesn't get to the gym too often?

Let me guess, that motherfucker snores too?

If he has sleep apnea, he probably snores.

Hilarious. I guess I could see an intern or some low-level social media employee throwing his name into their database and giving a 3-star rating based on his offer list. But the post says Rivals also “gave him a full article on his evaluation.” How is that possible? And is it even real? Do recruiting services write full articles on every single person they give a rating to?

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5 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Hilarious. I guess I could see an intern or some low-level social media employee throwing his name into their database and giving a 3-star rating based on his offer list. But the post says Rivals also “gave him a full article on his evaluation.” How is that possible? And is it even real? Do recruiting services write full articles on every single person they give a rating to?

get your questions answered for the low low price of $9.95!!!

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Howe is a big fat motherfucker. Isn't saying he has sleep apnea akin to him saying his diet sucks, he farts up a storm, and he doesn't get to the gym too often?

Let me guess, that motherfucker snores too?

 

1 hour ago, Eggo said:

If he has sleep apnea, he probably snores.

ED won't be far behind on his list of symptoms. Just sayin'.

Tyson Kellog's conversation is my favorite part.  That or the 247 guy's inability to spell.  

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13 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

 

ED won't be far behind on his list of symptoms. Just sayin'.

ehh he just needs to pop a tape of the 1995 Summer Slam WWF video and he'll be ready..

7 hours ago, runthebone said:

Tyson Kellog's conversation is my favorite part.  That or the 247 guy's inability to spell.  

Spell, punctuate,  reason, count, discern. I can go on. 

That was my takeaway from this article.

The CEO of 247 doesn't know the difference between 'insure' and 'ensure'?

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13 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Anyone know what EJ's referring to here?

 

I believe he is complaining about this:

 

16 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Anyone know what EJ's referring to here?

 

not sure but he got a good dig in on Hamm

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

Anyone know what EJ's referring to here?

 

Orangebloods has a pic of Preston Stone that I believe came from EJ.

 

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preston stone will experience the gunnell effect.  he’ll be a three star when he signs.  his highlights look like a JV kid playing freshmen.  the varsity athletes must have been on the next field.  

Lol. So Orangebloods stole EJ's picture, but not before applying some hideous filter to it:

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Bringing you a sneak peek of Episode #89475925023 of EJ's Air Travel Travails

 

 

7 hours ago, satyanash said:

Bringing you a sneak peek of Episode #89475925023 of EJ's Air Travel Travails

 

 

I travel way more than EJ and this happens so much less to me than him. Karma is real.

 

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I travel way more than EJ and this happens so much less to me than him. Karma is real.

 

If you fly American thru DFW and don't have delays, your karma is real. AA sux.

1 minute ago, Sabalo said:

If you fly American thru DFW and don't have delays, your karma is real. AA sux.

Mostly Delta. Me and ATL are buds.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

I travel way more than EJ and this happens so much less to me than him. Karma is real.

 

I'm so glad to hear E.J.'s vacation is going poorly. 

8 hours ago, satyanash said:

Bringing you a sneak peek of Episode #89475925023 of EJ's Air Travel Travails

 

 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Mostly Delta. Me and ATL are buds.

I fucking despise the ATL airport. 

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20 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

I fucking despise the ATL airport. 

why

38 minutes ago, futureman said:

why

Because I never make my connecting flights. Never. The airport itself is fine, I guess. Haven’t really seen much of it because I’m usually at a full sprint when I’m passing through. 

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

Mostly Delta. Me and ATL are buds.

You forgot your obligatory OutKast reference.

 

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7 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

You forgot your obligatory OutKast reference.

 

sorry miss jackson

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1 minute ago, satyanash said:

EJ bringing the hard-hitting updates once again

 

I have never felt more validated in my love of In-N-Out.

8 minutes ago, satyanash said:

EJ bringing the hard-hitting updates once again

 

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6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I have never felt more validated in my love of In-N-Out.

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On 2/19/2019 at 3:03 PM, satyanash said:

Nonsense. $9.95-ers live such interesting lives. How else would I be able to appreciate E.J.'s riveting tales of finesse?

 

Hey but for real tho. What the fuck does this mean? Not up on the "finesse" lingo, I suppose. 

On 2/22/2019 at 11:09 PM, Chili dog said:

Because I never make my connecting flights. Never. The airport itself is fine, I guess. Haven’t really seen much of it because I’m usually at a full sprint when I’m passing through. 

The tram is fast but it can be a lonnnnng way from the tram to the gates.   I never schedule less than an hour layover there and prefer 1.5.   I usually walk underground to be cooler and get some exercise.  Some of the decorations down there are interesting too.  The MILF factor is pretty high in ATL as well.  

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

I have never felt more validated in my love of In-N-Out.

Maybe go fuck yourself

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