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On 7/1/2025 at 5:44 PM, Delta Charlie said:

I'll pay $9.95 for Rod to stop calling CJ Vogel "the young Phenom".

Someone needs to buy CJ a shirt that says "Euphamism Champ". I would swear it is a schtick to fuck up as many sayings as he does. 

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13 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

When is ketch not flat footed? It’s been a hella long time since his feet had arches, not that he could see them. I’d be surprised if he still had toes. 

There is nothing flat about Ketchs feet. They are extremely round due to the lymphedema 

On 7/15/2025 at 10:23 PM, Vertigo said:

Someone needs to buy CJ a shirt that says "Euphamism Champ". I would swear it is a schtick to fuck up as many sayings as he does. 

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When Mack had to be begged to recruit vince*

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Josh Pate just left 247Sports for On3. Probably the death knell for the former.

 

33 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Josh Pate just left 247Sports for On3. Probably the death knell for the former.

 

What happens to that JD guy that was the on3 version of pate?

5 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

What happens to that JD guy that was the on3 version of pate?

Seems like On3/Rivals going for that ESPN approach. Probably only a matter of time before they try and purchase 247 as well.

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41 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Josh Pate just left 247Sports for On3. Probably the death knell for the former.

 

^^^ IMV, josh pate is unabashedly HYPER AMBITIOUS, and just tells people what they already know.  nothing to see here.  wash, rinse, repeat...

3 hours ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

What happens to that JD guy that was the on3 version of pate?

JD is TERRRRRIBLE. 

12 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

JD is TERRRRRIBLE. 

Still around tho

J.D. PicKell

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20 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Anwar can kick rocks

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On 10/24/2024 at 7:40 PM, HellesBier said:

You are arguing with poor, entitled...and for the most part liberal people. The idea of working hard and reaping the rewards is as foreign as Cantonese. Dont bother.

Just reminded and thought I'd remind everyone what a gaping, bloody, syphilitic cunt this guy was.  And he's still here.

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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Jesus Christ. 

*Jesus C

12 minutes ago, AP101S said:

*Jesus C

Hey, let’s not overlook Daniel Onerato over there. That guy just went and laid the whole thing out there. He probably has his SSN pasted on his profile page. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Can you change my name to F Yu?

Prefer to be known as Wi Tu Lo from now on.

Ahh, the calm before the RT misses a block on the first drive in Ohio and the board almost crashes. Enjoy these quiet times

2 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Ahh, the calm before the RT misses a block on the first drive in Ohio and the board almost crashes. Enjoy these quiet times

I just wanna feel again! Anything! 

31 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

I just wanna feel again! Anything! 

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On 8/19/2025 at 3:38 PM, Hermanator said:

Ahh, the calm before the RT misses a block on the first drive in Ohio and the board almost crashes. Enjoy these quiet times

Fucking Rodney Terry just can't do anything right! 

I'm back to watching a lot of Texas stuff on YouTube. 

- It's weird how unlikeable the InsideTexas guys are. They report on Texas with such a lack of enthusiasm, like they're not even enjoying their job. I like that they're willing to discuss Xs & Os, but it's a shame that Ian Boyd is leading it. 

- On Texas Football is still my go-to, but things feel a little stale. Jeff Howe seems like a good dude and is knowledgable, but his inclusion feels a little redundant with CJ Vogel. Really like Gerry. Babers should not be doing solo segments, he tends to drone and it's a hard listen sometimes. I was hoping they'd add a film study analyst/segment this year, that is such an opportunity for them with so many eyes on Arch and the program right now.

- I don't watch Orangebloods stuff. Can't do it. 

I'm back to watching a lot of Texas stuff on YouTube. 
- It's weird how unlikeable the InsideTexas guys are. They report on Texas with such a lack of enthusiasm, like they're not even enjoying their job. I like that they're willing to discuss Xs & Os, but it's a shame that Ian Boyd is leading it. 
- On Texas Football is still my go-to, but things feel a little stale. Jeff Howe seems like a good dude and is knowledgable, but his inclusion feels a little redundant with CJ Vogel. Really like Gerry. Babers should not be doing solo segments, he tends to drone and it's a hard listen sometimes. I was hoping they'd add a film study analyst/segment this year, that is such an opportunity for them with so many eyes on Arch and the program right now.
- I don't watch Orangebloods stuff. Can't do it. 

I watched some of a Wadlington/Ian Boyd YouTube deal the other day. I’m not quite sure how to say this, but I spent the first 10 minutes or so wondering if Boyd was in the middle of some kind of breakdown. I don’t think he likes being on camera, and/or has some kind of condition.
1 minute ago, Red Five said:


I watched some of a Wadlington/Ian Boyd YouTube deal the other day. I’m not quite sure how to say this, but I spent the first 10 minutes or so wondering if Boyd was in the middle of some kind of breakdown. I don’t think he likes being on camera, and/or has some kind of condition.

Yeah, I don't know what to make of it. 

 

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

It's weird how unlikeable the InsideTexas guys are

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2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I was hoping they'd add a film study analyst/segment this year, that is such an opportunity for them with so many eyes on Arch and the program right now.

This is a difficult person to find. The people who would accept this job are either:

  • Former coaches that are unlikely to be good on camera. Also, most football coaches are dumb. 
  • Connor Stallion adjacent manifesto writers who are also bad on camera. Ian Boyd falls into this camp. These guys are also dumb, but they want SO BADLY for you to believe they're geniuses. 

The Film Guy is an exception - he came from 9.95ing, but is a unicorn among that lot in that he understands football. 

I’m continually befuddled that these dudes are broadcasting videos using laptop cameras.  
 

You can get a Logitech pro webcam for $60, mount it at eye level, and it actually looks like you’re not living in your mom’s basement anymore.  

2 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

I’m continually befuddled that these dudes are broadcasting videos using laptop cameras.  
 

You can get a Logitech pro webcam for $60, mount it at eye level, and it actually looks like you’re not living in your mom’s basement anymore.  

Yeah... I've talked to them about this. 

15 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I'm back to watching a lot of Texas stuff on YouTube. 

- It's weird how unlikeable the InsideTexas guys are. They report on Texas with such a lack of enthusiasm, like they're not even enjoying their job. I like that they're willing to discuss Xs & Os, but it's a shame that Ian Boyd is leading it. 

- On Texas Football is still my go-to, but things feel a little stale. Jeff Howe seems like a good dude and is knowledgable, but his inclusion feels a little redundant with CJ Vogel. Really like Gerry. Babers should not be doing solo segments, he tends to drone and it's a hard listen sometimes. I was hoping they'd add a film study analyst/segment this year, that is such an opportunity for them with so many eyes on Arch and the program right now.

- I don't watch Orangebloods stuff. Can't do it. 

I’ve made the comment before that Nahlin looks like he is an ISIS hostage pleading to his family that he is being treated well. I will not watch nor read anything Ian Boyd does. I cannot believe they put him on camera. I like Waddlington but he’s not everyone’s cup of tea. Joe Cook seems like he thinks missionary is a risky position. 

21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I guess I was wondering more if anyone on here had gone / how it was. I meant to go but was need elsewhere. 

19 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I'm back to watching a lot of Texas stuff on YouTube. 

- It's weird how unlikeable the InsideTexas guys are. They report on Texas with such a lack of enthusiasm, like they're not even enjoying their job. I like that they're willing to discuss Xs & Os, but it's a shame that Ian Boyd is leading it. 

- On Texas Football is still my go-to, but things feel a little stale. Jeff Howe seems like a good dude and is knowledgable, but his inclusion feels a little redundant with CJ Vogel. Really like Gerry. Babers should not be doing solo segments, he tends to drone and it's a hard listen sometimes. I was hoping they'd add a film study analyst/segment this year, that is such an opportunity for them with so many eyes on Arch and the program right now.

- I don't watch Orangebloods stuff. Can't do it. 

The only person associated with IT that I still listen to is Wadlington and I really enjoy his content. But I mostly listen to EGAT and read his prospectus, I don't watch the youtube channel. I used to like it when he had Ian Boyd on because Boyd would say some of the most bizarre, dumbass shit you had ever heard and Wadlington would be flummoxed. But even that is not enough to make me sit through a whole segment with Boyd. Randy isn't great, but he is miles better.  

10 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

This is a difficult person to find. The people who would accept this job are either:

  • Former coaches that are unlikely to be good on camera. Also, most football coaches are dumb. 
  • Connor Stallion adjacent manifesto writers who are also bad on camera. Ian Boyd falls into this camp. These guys are also dumb, but they want SO BADLY for you to believe they're geniuses. 

The Film Guy is an exception - he came from 9.95ing, but is a unicorn among that lot in that he understands football. 

I agree it's not an easy hire, but I'm sure they could find someone if they prioritized it. With Arch Manning season(s) ahead and program looking elite, it's a golden opportunity to elevate the channel. 

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The only person associated with IT that I still listen to is Wadlington and I really enjoy his content. But I mostly listen to EGAT and read his prospectus, I don't watch the youtube channel. I used to like it when he had Ian Boyd on because Boyd would say some of the most bizarre, dumbass shit you had ever heard and Wadlington would be flummoxed. But even that is not enough to make me sit through a whole segment with Boyd. Randy isn't great, but he is miles better.  

In November of 2023, when we were fighting for one of the four playoff spots, Paul had to explain to Ian why we wanted teams ranked ahead of us to lose. At first I think he thought Ian was messing with him, but then realized it was something else entirely. Something very strange.
1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

I guess I was wondering more if anyone on here had gone / how it was. I meant to go but was need elsewhere. 

 

Oh I know what you meant, I'm just an asshole. 

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I agree it's not an easy hire, but I'm sure they could find someone if they prioritized it. With Arch Manning season(s) ahead and program looking elite, it's a golden opportunity to elevate the channel. 

I'm shocked with Bobby's connections they can't get access to all-22 while a guy like Brooks Austin can. If they can get access to all-22 and bring on a legit analyst to breakdown stuff along with CJ/Jeff, one of the coaches, Bobby or even Rod that would literally widen the gap and give them a complete stranglehold on competition.

Haven't seen Kelson on any IT video in a while.  They finally piss him off with their cringy whiteness?

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I'm shocked with Bobby's connections they can't get access to all-22 while a guy like Brooks Austin can. If they can get access to all-22 and bring on a legit analyst to breakdown stuff along with CJ/Jeff, one of the coaches, Bobby or even Rod that would literally widen the gap and give them a complete stranglehold on competition.

Tom Herman isn't doing anything at the moment 

11 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Did anyone got to the OTF happy hour in Houston yesterday?

I went. I saw a lot of folks I hadn't seen in a long time, which was nice. 3rd and Longhorn did a show with Vince Young, and then at one point brought Royal Ivey up to the stage. I felt like I was the only one who recognized Ivey. That's an exaggeration, but it sure felt like he was a bit more anonymous at the event than I would have preferred. But that's okay. 

I met a bunch of CJ Vogel's friends, who told me he was a contrarian who would argue about anything, and I told them that sounded like a load of horse shit to me. I've seen him agree with people all the time, and in any case I hate anyone who would argue about anything. 

Most of the time I would talk to people for so long without them being able to get in a word edgewise that finally they would find an exit and steer clear of me the rest of the evening. Rod Babers is the only one who seemed to be able to put up with me for a significant amount of time. I told him my joke about his quote after the Colorado game, "No one catches the ball on my side of the field. Not even me." ("yeah, Mack Brown wasn't a fan of that quote" "well, I thought it was hilarious at the time") I said my motto for last year's team was, "No one scores from the 1 yard line. Not even us!"

It was a nice event to help kick off the season, and I'm glad I went. I have a high opinion of On Texas Football and the product they put out. I feel like they have a different level of integrity, in a business that so often has none. I enjoy all their contributors a great deal. Bobby Burton in particular seems like the Godfather of recruiting services, and I consider Gerry Hamilton the single best person who does what he does. But I also feel like Howe, Vogel, and Babers add a great deal to the dynamics as well. 

2 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

I met a bunch of CJ Vogel's friends, who told me he was a contrarian who would argue about anything, and I told them that sounded like a load of horse shit to me. I've seen him agree with people all the time, and in any case I hate anyone who would argue about anything. 

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I never know if I like it better when people get the joke, or when they don't, because I like both scenarios so much. So thank you. 

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