March 4, 20205 yr 36 minutes ago, texifornia said: Ahahahahahahaha absolute peak BON here  BON is truly an embarrassment to UT. Edited March 4, 20205 yr by Burt Macklin
March 5, 20205 yr You think that's bad...  I’m embarrassed to admit that I fell asleep on my sofa about 10 minutes before that 4th and 5. — Burnt Orange Nation (@BON_SBNation) January 4, 2006
March 22, 20205 yr Bidets are great, but I'm not sure I'd be telling everyone about my preferred ass-cleaning method all over the same Twitter I use for work. Â
March 24, 20205 yr On 3/22/2020 at 12:00 PM, texifornia said: Bidets are great, but I'm not sure I'd be telling everyone about my preferred ass-cleaning method all over the same Twitter I use for work. Â To be fair, bidets are amazing.
April 7, 20205 yr 48 minutes ago, texifornia said: ......................the fuck? Â Jesus, Geoff. Have some fucking perspective.
April 7, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said: Jesus, Geoff. Have some fucking perspective. He has perspective. His personal perspective is one that hasn't allowed him to see his fucking dick when he looks down since the early 80's. But it's still a perspective.Â
April 7, 20205 yr On 3/5/2020 at 8:25 AM, Chopper said: You think that's bad...  I’m embarrassed to admit that I fell asleep on my sofa about 10 minutes before that 4th and 5. — Burnt Orange Nation (@BON_SBNation) January 4, 2006 Firing off a tweet before the advent of Twitter is pretty damn impressive if you ask me
April 7, 20205 yr Wescott. You're white. You're from not-Chicago Illinois. I'm pretty sure you're in your 30s. And you're named Wescott. Return the ugly shoes and take "copped" out of your vocabulary. Â
April 9, 20205 yr Who better to opine on UT system academics, administration and politics than the 247 crew? Â
April 10, 20205 yr Let me guess Burton: I’m told Texas was caught off guard but change happens. Texas has a few names already on a very short list. This will happen in due time, but it won’t be a long process. Howe: When I was I a kid eating ice cream sandwiches, my dad told about the UT President. He told me the President of Texas is just as important as the US President. Then I pictured him as an ice cream sandwich and I ate him Mike Roach: This is going to be edgy Chip Brown: My sources told me he covered up multiple cheating scandals and Texas is a cesspool.  My sources could also break my legs.  Â
April 10, 20205 yr 8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said: Let me guess Burton: I’m told Texas was caught off guard but change happens. Texas has a few names already on a very short list. This will happen in due time, but it won’t be a long process. Howe: When I was I a kid eating ice cream sandwiches, my dad told about the UT President. He told me the President of Texas is just as important as the US President. Then I pictured him as an ice cream sandwich and I ate him Mike Roach: This is going to be edgy Chip Brown: My sources told me he covered up multiple cheating scandals and Texas is a cesspool.  My sources could also break my legs.   That Howe one is poetry
April 18, 20205 yr Gotta say Bobby Burton and 247 did a low down dirty deed by having FCB interview Coach Herman this week. Being forced to listen to FCB has been the low point of this whole kung flu episode   Â
April 24, 20205 yr I swear @satyanash runs the BON Twitter account. They picked up right where they left off from their game threads. Â
April 24, 20205 yr 17 minutes ago, texifornia said: I swear @satyanash runs the BON Twitter account. They picked up right where they left off from their game threads. It's gotten worse, lol. CeeDee Lamb, Jalen Reagor, and Kenneth Murray have also all gone first round... meanwhile Jordan Pouncey transferred, Damion Miller failed to qualify, and we ended up without a true Mike in the 2017 class. What a year for Strong to fuck up.
April 24, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, satyanash said: It's gotten worse, lol. CeeDee Lamb, Jalen Reagor, and Kenneth Murray have also all gone first round... meanwhile Jordan Pouncey transferred, Damion Miller failed to qualify, and we ended up without a true Mike in the 2017 class. What a year for Strong to fuck up. Well he fucked up all three years, he just hit the end of his rope that year. Â Edited April 24, 20205 yr by texifornia
April 24, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, texifornia said: Well he fucked up all three years, he just hit the end of his rope that year. Probably not over either, Baron Browning could be a Day 1 pick next year barring any unforeseen injuries. Depending on how Walker Little rebounds from his injury, could be another gut punch.
April 24, 20205 yr Those players would have sucked at Texas. It’s not the players. We have highly recruited players. They are just coached by morons.Â
April 24, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said: Those players would have sucked at Texas. It’s not the players. We have highly recruited players. They are just coached by morons. If Strong/Herman had landed Chaisson, Little, Dobbins, Okudah, Lamb and Reagor, we would have been a better team. Gene Chizik and Ed Orgeron have won national championships on the basis of "get all the good players and have a couple decent assistants".
April 24, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, satyanash said: Â But what does the Liucci 44 look like? I want to see what the list that matters looked like
April 24, 20205 yr 22 minutes ago, satyanash said: It's gotten worse, lol. CeeDee Lamb, Jalen Reagor, and Kenneth Murray have also all gone first round... meanwhile Jordan Pouncey transferred, Damion Miller failed to qualify, and we ended up without a true Mike in the 2017 class. What a year for Strong to fuck up. Pretty sure Murray wanted to come to Texas but Strong was still chasing the pipe dream of Hines/Moses/Browning.
April 24, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said: Pretty sure Murray wanted to come to Texas but Strong was still chasing the pipe dream of Hines/Moses/Browning. Correct! Which is another kind of fuckup. Edited April 24, 20205 yr by texifornia
April 24, 20205 yr 30 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said: Pretty sure Murray wanted to come to Texas but Strong was still chasing the pipe dream of Hines/Moses/Browning. Thankfully, the subsequent staff didn't repeat a silly mistake like that.
April 24, 20205 yr Of course satya was just bird dogging all these threads during the draft last night.Â
April 28, 20205 yr Wescott's having a normal one on Twitter - sample quotes: "Capitalism is a death cult" "There's... people making walls and furniture from fungi" "We need to radically reimagine how we live together... [with] communal restrooms and showers" "The simulation glitching seems like the feature and not the bug now"
April 28, 20205 yr 41 minutes ago, texifornia said: Wescott's having a normal one on Twitter - sample quotes: "Capitalism is a death cult" "There's... people making walls and furniture from fungi" "We need to radically reimagine how we live together... [with] communal restrooms and showers" "The simulation glitching seems like the feature and not the bug now" His father must be a babyboomimgthumbsuckingsonofabitch.Â
April 28, 20205 yr 8 hours ago, texifornia said: Wescott's having a normal one on Twitter - sample quotes: "Capitalism is a death cult" "There's... people making walls and furniture from fungi" "We need to radically reimagine how we live together... [with] communal restrooms and showers" "The simulation glitching seems like the feature and not the bug now" This was actually pretty fucking cool:Â https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/student-grows-canoe-out-of-mushrooms/
April 28, 20205 yr The one in which 247 dunks on the other services https://247sports.com/Article/2020-NFL-Draft-rankings-247Sports-college-football-recruiting--146580349/
April 28, 20205 yr 9 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said: The one in which 247 dunks on the other services https://247sports.com/Article/2020-NFL-Draft-rankings-247Sports-college-football-recruiting--146580349/ Interesting article. That definitely seems to track with my perception of the services’ accuracy and shows why the composite is probably still the most reliable.  Also funny to see that Rivals consistently low rankings for Texas prospects is screwing up their rankings. They were the only service to have Denzel Mims, Jordan Elliott and Ross Blacklock as 3 stars.Â
April 28, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, UDontKnow said: This was actually pretty fucking cool:Â https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/student-grows-canoe-out-of-mushrooms/ Whoa, that's actually awesome
April 28, 20205 yr 14 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said: The one in which 247 dunks on the other services https://247sports.com/Article/2020-NFL-Draft-rankings-247Sports-college-football-recruiting--146580349/ How pissed do you think that old bag of milk Ketchum gets about this article
April 28, 20205 yr 6 minutes ago, RGBIII said: How pissed do you think that old bag of milk Ketchum gets about this article Extremely.  https://twitter.com/gkketch/status/1253707005761593346 https://twitter.com/gkketch/status/1253707834325381120 Â
April 28, 20205 yr 6 hours ago, UDontKnow said: This was actually pretty fucking cool:Â https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/student-grows-canoe-out-of-mushrooms/ Â
April 28, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, texifornia said: Meanwhile, in Louisiana, the state government has to say shit like this: Â
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