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5 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

I just.....I can't

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Translation: When a talented kid chooses not to attend a Rivals camp it's a BIG FREAKIN' DEAL! They should do everything they can to not make that mistake and be a little more pragmatic in their approach if they want to stick their final ranking. 

6 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

I just.....I can't

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This man has possibly the best QB prospect in the last 20 years ranked like 10th in the state of Texas right now. 

51 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

This man has possibly the best QB prospect in the last 20 years ranked like 10th in the state of Texas right now. 

Trevor Lawrence was a 3 star on rivals...probably

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Translation: When a talented kid chooses not to attend a Rivals camp it's a BIG FREAKIN' DEAL! They should do everything they can to not make that mistake and be a little more pragmatic in their approach if they want to stick their final ranking. 

Also, continuously evaluating recruits and their growth is exhausting. If you don't do it, then you have no basis to change your opinion.

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Also, continuously evaluating recruits and their growth is exhausting. If you don't do it, then you have no basis to change your opinion.
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Particularly exhausting if you are a grotesquely obese lazy fraud like Fat Ketch.

Moving here:

Harris is a good technician in terms of the jersey flip, but he needs someone that knows graphic design to teach him how to do the rest.

2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Petty Hamilton is my favorite Hamilton

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Well that went flying over my head, what is he talking about?

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Well that went flying over my head, what is he talking about?

Pretty sure he's saying Ketch is a fatass that doesn't know shit about where players should be ranked because he doesn't leave the Austin metro.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Well that went flying over my head, what is he talking about?

He's basically saying that Jabba the Ketch won't wheel his fat fucking ass out to look at any prospect unless it's 5 blocks from his house, and he's biased towards anyone who lives in his not insubstantial gravitational-geographic pull.  

Think Greg Davis never leaving Travis County to visit QB recruits. 

8 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Petty Hamilton is my favorite Hamilton

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Ha.  Gerry just slid the blade between the 2nd and 3rd ribs.  The other guy never felt it.

7 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

He's basically saying that Jabba the Ketch won't wheel his fat fucking ass out to look at any prospect unless it's 5 blocks from his house, and he's biased towards anyone who lives in his not insubstantial gravitational-geographic pull.  

Think Greg Davis never leaving Travis County to visit QB recruits. 

 

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Anyone with a recent picture of Ketch? I take it he has found all the lard he once lost?

2 hours ago, Bear19 said:

Anyone with a recent picture of Ketch? I take it he has found all the lard he once lost?

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I could have sworn Chin Pubes was ranting about other writers overemphasizing Covid and being fear mongers just last week...

What I really like is when Nahlin retweets Looch's covid taeks onto my feed. It's the intelligent #content I crave.

4 hours ago, MagicSoccerSpray said:

Ketch is such a little bitch. Dictionary definition of a man raised by a woman.

Vince Young was raised by a woman.Three of them, actually. 

6 hours ago, MagicSoccerSpray said:

Ketch is such a little bitch. Dictionary definition of a man raised by a woman.

Found the sock

2 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

Vince Young was raised by a woman.Three of them, actually. 

Lots of men are raised by women, do they all act like little bitches? Did Vince Young act like a little bitch? No

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Huskers and Buckeyes media/fans are having a normal one

 

Are any of those complete sentences? I didn’t understand a fucking thing 

15 hours ago, texifornia said:

Huskers and Buckeyes media/fans are having a normal one

 

This country has literally lost its mind with conspiracy theories.

Anyone that supports that clown deserves ridicule 

The fuck is this nonsense? Same as any other year, and we all get to point and laugh as tOSU flails around.

 

50 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The fuck is this nonsense? Same as any other year, and we all get to point and laugh as tOSU flails around.

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

The fuck is this nonsense? Same as any other year, and we all get to point and laugh as tOSU flails around.

 

It’s called click generation, good sir. 9.95ers are some of the world’s preeminent authorities on this topic. 

18 hours ago, squeegeedegg said:

TFB just going fuck it no more open posts 

You have been heard

20 hours ago, OnAComputer said:

You have been heard

I need a song to parody burning your sock. 

I'm torn between Kenny Rogers " somethings burning" and Midnight oils " beds are burning"

 

While this is funny, it's also a great bit of coaching to get a guy who's a bit of a diva in front of the cameras as much as possible after he's bought into a tough position switch

 

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

While this is funny, it's also a great bit of coaching to get a guy who's a bit of a diva in front of the cameras as much as possible after he's bought into a tough position switch

 

Was the " situation he was going thru " just the position change?  I kinda got the impression the social stuff kinda caused more issues with him. Maybe a combo of the 2?

I really don't remember him being all that vocal prior to this past off season. 

6 minutes ago, Xian said:

Now I really want to win the nc this year. 

You know I'd actually already arrived at that hope before Alan's defection, but I'll go ahead and co-sign

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