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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

 

I hope he means the open wounds, preferably from meth addiction. It would be manlier than needing the band-aids for cat scratches.

This fashionista little bitch is what gives me night terrors about the world my son will grow to inhabit.  

On 3/4/2019 at 10:52 PM, satyanash said:

 

 

I hate to be on the side of EJ but that place is like eating out of a toilet. The fascination with the cheapest food possible is lost on me. 

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I hope he means the open wounds, preferably from meth addiction. It would be manlier than needing the band-aids for cat scratches.

This fashionista little bitch is what gives me night terrors about the world my son will grow to inhabit.  

A couple of ounces of good parenting go a long way. Do you think this Tweet came from a man with a strong father figure?

 

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

 

I hate to be on the side of EJ but that place is like eating out of a toilet. The fascination with the cheapest food possible is lost on me.  

Honestly, the burgers are fine. But the fries are inedible.

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

A couple of ounces of good parenting go a long way. Do you think this Tweet came from a man with a strong father figure?

 

I was always told liberal arts colleges taught you to think. 

That theory has been proven wrong again. 

On 3/6/2019 at 2:20 PM, SydneyCarton said:

This fashionista little bitch is what gives me night terrors about the world my son will grow to inhabit.  

Humanity has survived fops before; it will survive fops again.

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2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

EJ reminding everyone he wears 'designer garments'.

 

Raf Simons: Best in the world

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A Raf Simons work of art:

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For a second, I thought the model wearing that abomination was EJ .

I mean we all would love to wear an oversized, striped button down shirt with an image of an old lady having an orgasm where the left breast pocket is supposed to be.

9 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

For a second, I thought the model wearing that abomination was EJ .

OH WOW YOU CAN'T TELL TWO PEOPLE APART YOU MUST BE REALLY RACIST

/surly

/not defensive

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Raf Simons: Best in the world

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$2,300 after 70% off. 

But why do that when for only $1,300 , you can look like the trash lady from walking dead.

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On 3/6/2019 at 2:22 PM, texifornia said:

A couple of ounces of good parenting go a long way. Do you think this Tweet came from a man with a strong father figure?

 

I missed this gem a week ago. Don't hate on EJ, he was raised by Bruno Mars. 

 

51 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Raf Simons: Best in the world

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Any relation to Ro?

GoPokes writer Robert Allen is getting some heat on Twitter for a sexist joke in one of his reports

 

He should have better judgement, but damn that was a pretty gentle joke.

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that fat cunt katie mcinerney won’t ever challenge my focus.  stupid bitch. 

11 minutes ago, satyanash said:

This will end well

 

EJ seems like a steak well done kind of guy.

4 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:

with ketchup

I didn't know frappuccino-flavored ketchup was a thing.

On 3/21/2019 at 4:30 PM, satyanash said:

This will end well

 

Don't get too close to the grill with all your glittery hair treatment and odd synthetic blend textiles. Or, maybe, do... but make sure the film is running.

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On 3/8/2019 at 3:07 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

Humanity has survived fops before; it will survive fops again.

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Is fops so old that it is ok to say?   I can't keep up.  (No CR)

I don't want Fop, goddamnit. I'm a dapper dan man.

Looking at his twitter, it says Pylon 7v7 Ambassador. Is that because they pay him for some role (he's always sucking off their tournaments and attending them on twitter) or just his clever way of saying he's a fan? If he's employed by them, in what capacity is that, exactly? 

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23 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If he's employed by them, in what capacity is that, exactly? 

influencer. 

36 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Looking at his twitter, it says Pylon 7v7 Ambassador. Is that because they pay him for some role (he's always sucking off their tournaments and attending them on twitter) or just his clever way of saying he's a fan? If he's employed by them, in what capacity is that, exactly? 

He's an Ambassador because he is obviously completely foreign to any sort of athletic endeavor.

37 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If he's employed by them, in what capacity is that, exactly? 

mover and shaker

mover of cones

shaker of the equipment to remove rubber pellets

5 hours ago, satyanash said:

So apparently 'Modern Cat Magazine' is a thing

 

It used to be called “Mature Pussy” magazine but they changed the name to keep  from scaring people like EJ away

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

It used to be called “Mature Pussy” magazine but they changed the name to keep  from scaring people like EJ away

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Doesn't really explain it, EJ. We know you just want to hump the Adidas coaches so you can take pictures of their gear.

 

18 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

It used to be called “Mature Pussy” magazine but they changed the name to keep  from scaring people like EJ away

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GoPokes writer Robert Allen is getting some heat on Twitter for a sexist joke in one of his reports
 
He should have better judgement, but damn that was a pretty gentle joke.
Hell, I get distracted when covering shirtless football players too.

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1 hour ago, satyanash said:

Rivals is doing a series of articles where they explain how they build/use their rankings. Here's Part 1.

Step 1:  Cut a hole in a box...

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1 hour ago, satyanash said:

Rivals is doing a series of articles where they explain how they build/use their rankings. Here's Part 1.

“Rivals: Rankings for Dummies.”

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Looks like there's something going on with EJ. Bobby Burton says he will make an announcement on Monday.

https://247sports.com/college/texas/Board/21/Contents/EJ-after-dark-131305878/

Holy shit the subs there seem to really love the guy. What a bunch of mongoloids.

(and even they admit that they couldn't give two shits about blanket 7v7 coverage).

Horns247 subscriber base makes me sad. and angry.  

 

3 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Horns247 subscriber base makes me sad. and angry.  

 

That about sums it up. They're fucking Texags levels of stupid and myopic, and honestly probably worse. I actually see the occasional critical post on Texags. The average IQ on 247 has an IQ of about 16.

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Holy shit the subs there seem to really love the guy. What a bunch of mongoloids.

(and even they admit that they couldn't give two shits about blanket 7v7 coverage).

They love him because he's the guy writing the most recruiting stuff - Roach, Howe, and Burton don't put out the same volume of articles. If he's replaced, they'll soon be fawning over his replacement in the same way.

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