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11 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

The one where the two worst people on earth annoy each other

 

 

Annoyed each other like a married couple. Never forget.

Billy Liucci on Twitter: "You guys are mildly entertaining… "

5 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

That may be the deal he wants to make, but the deal Mike Roach NEEDS to make is with fucking Lipitor. 

Bulletin Board Material... 

(Who the HELL at CBS hates the Longhorns)

 

7 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Bulletin Board Material... 

(Who the HELL at CBS hates the Longhorns)

 

He hasn't done that much as a head coach since reviving UW. And they'll get a bunch of retweets out of it.

Bulletin Board Material... 
(Who the HELL at CBS hates the Longhorns)
 

Explain why Sark should be higher? What has he accomplished as a HC?

They’re giving Leopold a lot of credit but bring that, looks right. Fairly easy ranking honestly, Oak off season puff content.
3 hours ago, gmr548 said:

They’re giving Leopold a lot of credit but bring that, looks right. 

Starting your career 109-6, including 34-1 in the playoffs, at any level will get you some respect. 

4 hours ago, gmr548 said:


Explain why Sark should be higher? What has he accomplished as a HC?

They’re giving Leopold a lot of credit but bring that, looks right. Fairly easy ranking honestly, Oak off season puff content.

That last paragraph isn’t English. I’ve tried to read it three times and can’t crack the code. 

That last paragraph isn’t English. I’ve tried to read it three times and can’t crack the code. 
...but bring that = ...but be that as it may...

I'm guessing
16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

They’re giving Leopold a lot of credit but bring that, looks right. Fairly easy ranking honestly, Oak off season puff content.

“They’re giving Leopold a lot of credit but barring (beyond?) that, looks right. Fairly easy ranking honestly, peak off season puff content.”

My take. 

 

 

I guess we're just gonna refer to Lance Leipold now as Leopold? If so, please accept the following:

 

Bugs Bunny... "Leopold!" on Make a GIF

 

Beyond @Elmer_Fudd, I don't know who else would get the reference.

So, did Cade commit to Clemson way back when Quinn was committed to us?

27 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

So, did Cade commit to Clemson way back when Quinn was committed to us?

no, Quinn was already committed to tosu when Klubs committed to Clemson.. hell I think Maalik was already committed to us before Klubs announced Clemson IIRC

7 hours ago, alphahorn said:

So, did Cade commit to Clemson way back when Quinn was committed to us?

Nah. The staff prioritized Murphy.  High ceiling over high floor.

4 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

@RGBIII 

 

 

 

Do It GIF by Breaking Bad

 

DM sent. If anyone’s on Twitter, make your opinion heard on the matter. I will ask about 3rd and 17 as a fair warning

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Had been mooted for Harris' job

 

How long till Texas adds more resources to their recruiting staff??

Any one out there right now available that makes sense to be brought in immediately??

34 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

How long till Texas adds more resources to their recruiting staff??

Any one out there right now available that makes sense to be brought in immediately??

Tyron Carrier

59 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

How long till Texas adds more resources to their recruiting staff??

Any one out there right now available that makes sense to be brought in immediately??

I think our athletic department should just get out of the fucking way and let us get to hiring who we need.

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I think our athletic department should just get out of the fucking way and let us get to hiring who we need.

You talkin' SURLY doing the hiring...  😋

2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Tyron Carrier

Interesting...

Why was Tyron not retained at UH ??

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Interesting...

Why was Tyron not retained at UH ??

I don’t know. He was the ahc and wr coach and was let go at an inopportune time. Makes me think there’s more to the story which creates an ideal candidate for the first student at the Steve Sarkisian school for coaches who do bad things. 

Carrier would be a hell of an analyst with a Houston sized recruiting patch. 

Not sure if this has been mentioned here, but, with Bobby Burton and Gerry Hamilton both being involved with the development of On3, that Inside Texas will be absorbed into that network once it goes live in August

6 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:

Not sure if this has been mentioned here, but, with Bobby Burton and Gerry Hamilton both being involved with the development of On3, that Inside Texas will be absorbed into that network once it goes live in August

Where are you seeing that they sold?

4 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Where are you seeing that they sold?

Ross sold IT a while back. The plan has always been to have IT become a flagship of On3 and has been discussed here for a while. 

3 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Fuck the Brocks.  

I hereby adopt this post in full and incorporate by reference…

On 7/19/2021 at 12:37 PM, Big Woodrows said:

 

So we can assume this ass will be reading our posts now? 

Hey Blake your kids aren't going to be legendary at Bama.  Saban is legendary and your one kid might enjoy some of that by mere association to the team he coaches. Am I wrong?  Tell me most BAMA fans don't parrot that it doesn't matter who the oc or line coach is, its all Saban, right?  Right? 

Good luck with BOB by the way.  O'brien sucks ass and we are all laughing.  Also you would have been a better hire than that quitter MORONee!  Way better.  Its not even close.  What a joke.  I look forward to seeing the Bama offense this year.  It should be "Legendary"!

At Texas your boyS would not only have continued your family legacy but also would have had the legendary opportunity to carve out names for themselves as they would be part of bringing Texas back to prominence.  You and your boyS credited Flood as being a difference maker.  Well, Flood chose Texas, and the opportunity to get credit for what Saban takes and over being "Legendary".

I don't wish ill on your kid, quite the opposite.  All the best to him except when he plays Texas.  On that day i hope he gets nipples rubbed raw, dropped to his knees then his ass and then gets dirt kicked in his face while Seagram Steve hangs a fifty burger on the fightin Nicky Satans. Again, other than that, all the best.  

Lastly, I look forward to your analysis.    

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3 hours ago, RollLeft said:

So we can assume this ass will be reading our posts now? 

Hey Blake your kids aren't going to be legendary at Bama.  Saban is legendary and your one kid might enjoy some of that by mere association to the team he coaches. Am I wrong?  Tell me most BAMA fans don't parrot that it doesn't matter who the oc or line coach is, its all Saban, right?  Right? 

Good luck with BOB by the way.  O'brien sucks ass and we are all laughing.  Also you would have been a better hire than that quitter MORONee!  Way better.  Its not even close.  What a joke.  I look forward to seeing the Bama offense this year.  It should be "Legendary"!

At Texas your boyS would not only have continued your family legacy but also would have had the legendary opportunity to carve out names for themselves as they would be part of bringing Texas back to prominence.  You and your boyS credited Flood as being a difference maker.  Well, Flood chose Texas, and the opportunity to get credit for what Saban takes and over being "Legendary".

I don't wish ill on your kid, quite the opposite.  All the best to him except when he plays Texas.  On that day i hope he gets nipples rubbed raw, dropped to his knees then his ass and then gets dirt kicked in his face while Seagram Steve hangs a fifty burger on the fightin Nicky Satans. Again, other than that, all the best.  

Lastly, I look forward to your analysis.    

You are aware that Surly isn’t part of the 247 network…right? Why would he read our posts any more than before?

26 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You are aware that Surly isn’t part of the 247 network…right? Why would he read our posts any more than before?

Don't you know?  They all read the Surly.  What starts here changes the interwebs.  

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

smdh...

 

Wow. I see a weird lurking burnout, 3 dorky kids who can barely buy beer and a young, fat Jerry Garcia. 

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