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6 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

smdh...

 

Damn homies.  Save some pussy for the rest of us.

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

HaHaHaHa  😂😂😂 

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Without a doubt, Liucci going through his midlife crisis. No question about it.

10 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Without a doubt, Liucci going through his midlife crisis. No question about it.

I do not foresee an aggy football national championship in his lifetime.  

39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Tooooo baaaaad

 

this is an incredible self own considering A&M has actually BEEN in 3 conferences between 95 and now.

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The Longhorns now want to align themselves with a third conference since 1995? They are becoming the vagabonds of college football. If there were a transfer portal for entire programs, the Longhorns would be permanent guests.

and evidently maps are hard.

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If expansion is inevitable, and by all indications it appears to be, then a much more palatable addition might be Oklahoma and Oklahoma State. That would make for a more geographically correct divide of East and West Divisions, with Texas A&M joining OU and Okie State in the West along with LSU, Missouri, Ole Miss, Mississippi State and Arkansas. The revamped East could look like this: Alabama, Auburn, Kentucky, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Tennessee and Vanderbilt.

 

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To be fair to Mike, I had a visceral reaction to how tasty this looks

 

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

To be fair to Mike, I had a visceral reaction to how tasty this looks

 

 

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7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

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Does he have toothpaste stains on his shirt? JFC Roach
 

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7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

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It's not often that reporters have such acute sex appeal

8 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Does he have toothpaste stains on his shirt? JFC Roach
 

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6 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

It's not often that reporters have such acute sex appeal

I mean...pretty high chance that's some Texas HS football player or coach Roach just finished off. 

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Tooooo baaaaad

 

Makes sense when you pay your program savior 7.5 million to barely win 9 games.

2 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Does he have toothpaste stains on his shirt? JFC Roach
 

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Anwar we're going to need you out of this state by the end of the week.

 

Ketch is such a fucking moron. He runs a goddamn Texas site and decided to tweet “#RIPEarl” without any other context.

It’s a Ted Lasso reference, but holy shit how can you be so dumb?

18 hours ago, texifornia said:

Anwar we're going to need you out of this state by the end of the week.

 

Why is every “reporter” that covers Texas such a fucking moron? Anwar and Kurt have both talked about moving the RRS as if that would ever happen in a million years. Just complete and total dumbasses.

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Why is every “reporter” that covers Texas such a fucking moron? Anwar and Kurt have both talked about moving the RRS as if that would ever happen in a million years. Just complete and total dumbasses.

 

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4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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i don't know, but it looks like he still lives in a dorm room or perhaps in his mother's garage

On 7/23/2021 at 10:03 AM, Big Woodrows said:

It's not often that reporters have such acute sex appeal

You misspelled 

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23 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

WE NEED TO STAY RELEVANT

 

 

Orangebloods when Jordan sends Carl for the interview instead.

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On 7/23/2021 at 9:15 AM, texifornia said:

Tooooo baaaaad

 

Seems the ultimate would be for us to join the SEC, win it in every sport and THEN go independent.

On 7/24/2021 at 12:59 PM, NorLa Horns said:

You misspelled 

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He got the sugar foot?

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Always remember, Brando hates TEXAS...

 

To fuck with the Big 12 we should demand that the contract with Fox be tweaked to require that their pregame show feature him getting beat with a tube sock full of quarters. Every week 

11 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

To fuck with the Big 12 we should demand that the contract with Fox be tweaked to require that their pregame show feature him getting beat with a tube sock full of quarters. Every week 

Best post of the day.

14 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Its obvious that walking sack of diabetes is paying these dudes to try and get additional team sources for baseball and football. Sure they will do some appearances or some shit but this is him trying to get more info

5 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Ok... MR. SOLO DOLO ???  

 

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On 7/25/2021 at 5:56 PM, LTtxfan said:

Always remember, Brando hates TEXAS...

 

fk him

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Oh no way?
Also that is a hilariously narrow first reaction. 

“Man invents time machine.”

Mike Roach: “Sources say his family will miss him when he’s gone.”
16 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh Kurt

 

Yes Kurt it never occurred to us to put a better product on the field. Where’s my notepad? Wait I’ve got a computer in front of me 

Kurt might have won a Pulitzer Prize for journalism if he was worth a shit at his job.  I guess it never occurred to him to get better and now the final straw is that he is a worthless troll for a worthless rag.  

On 7/25/2021 at 5:56 PM, LTtxfan said:

Always remember, Brando hates TEXAS...

 

 

Fuck Brando...

 

13 hours ago, texifornia said:

Oh Kurt

 

The part of Ace Ventura where the old lady says how she wants Dan Marino to suffer then die…I hope that shit happens to Kurt.  Laces out Kurt 

On 7/30/2021 at 4:43 AM, NorLa Horns said:

Wow. Bowels and Brando together. 

Why am i not suprised?

 

Don't forget this shit...

 

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