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Seahorn's at BON now? He's going to have to adapt his writing style to be MUCH more Eeyore-y

 

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Hahaha. One of the blOU writers for Rivals was stuck on a Southwest plane singing the A&M fight song. Poor guy

 

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5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Seahorn's at BON now? He's going to have to adapt his writing style to be MUCH more Eeyore-y

 

Sea horn knows less than Roach. Does nothing .Offers nothing. Sort of like an appendix. 

6 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

Sea horn knows less than Roach. Does nothing .Offers nothing. Sort of like an appendix. 

Or Tristan Houston 

On 9/5/2019 at 11:20 PM, Thiefery said:

yeah i was surprised.. it was actually a good listen..

Thanks, I'll check it out.  Longhorn Blitz is generally the best (by far) of the Texas podcasts I've listened to.  

50 minutes ago, Keef said:

Thanks, I'll check it out.  Longhorn Blitz is generally the best (by far) of the Texas podcasts I've listened to.  

4th and 5 and the eyes of Texas are both better than blitz IMO

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

4th and 5 and the eyes of Texas are both better than blitz IMO

Will Blazer’s football takes makes my ears bleed.

16 hours ago, Keef said:

Thanks, I'll check it out.  Longhorn Blitz is generally the best (by far) of the Texas podcasts I've listened to.  

Except the sound guy needs to shut his mouth.  I just fast forward 30 seconds whenever he talks.  

key to a good texas recuiting podcast is good info, and people who can present that info and not sound like they have a brain injury.  

do with that what you will. 

2 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

key to a good texas recuiting podcast is good info, and people who can present that info and not sound like they have a brain injury.  

do with that what you will. 

brain injured sock indentified. 

I give Mike a lot of shit at time here but he was a breath of fresh air in this week's Longhorn Blitz.  I was cringing listening to  Matt interrupting Rod, then Jeff interrupting everyone with Matt ad libbing in the background with nothingness.  

On 9/7/2019 at 1:01 AM, Keef said:

Will Blazer’s football takes makes my ears bleed.

Me too

I give Mike a lot of shit at time here but he was a breath of fresh air in this week's Longhorn Blitz.  I was cringing listening to  Matt interrupting Rod, then Jeff interrupting everyone with Matt ad libbing in the background with nothingness.  

I hate you for bringing this to my attention and my curiosity getting the best of me. STFU and let Rod talk FFS.

Ah damn, I hadn't seen that you posted this already but I am gonna say a dude from South Africa -> Wisconsin -> Masters at DePaul ->  SMU isn't going to be culture fit with Aggy. Just wild speculation on my part. 

5 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Ah damn, I hadn't seen that you posted this already but I am gonna say a dude from South Africa -> Wisconsin -> Masters at DePaul ->  SMU isn't going to be culture fit with Aggy. Just wild speculation on my part. 

But white guy from South Africa = super racist, probably, so he'll fit right in?

Inter-aggy crime! (string is a GBH writer, Olin is a fucking nute that writes for TexAgs)

 

Is Olin the dweeb that used to work at the statesman and is bff’s with Kurt and the other fat asses?

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

 

Mike Roach would get a lot more good Will if he would troll aggy like EJ did 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

 

Seems EJ learned to genuinely dislike aggy during his time here.

1 minute ago, Sabalo said:

Seems EJ learned to genuinely dislike aggy during his time here.

It's like being made called "Gay," "Pizza Boy," "Poser," and "Poor" by a group of people will make you harbor negative feelings for them.

Weird.

5 hours ago, Sabalo said:

Seems EJ learned to genuinely dislike aggy during his time here.

Most people dislike the stench of outhouses, getting a rash, having rug burn, being exposed to toxic chemicals, watching road kill get eaten by vultures, and a host of other things about as pleasant as aggy. I don't think anyone should be surprised that EJ thinks as poorly of them as the rest of us do.

Head ref for Navy/Memphis is Mike Roach. How many of them are there???

Perhaps his dad had the Memphis to DFW route similar to Sterns Sr. owning I-35.

36 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Head ref for Navy/Memphis is Mike Roach. How many of them are there???

roaches errrrywhere

Not technically a 995er, but holy shit how vestigial must this man's sense of humor be?

 

14 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I thought OJ was pretty funny in the naked gun movies. 

Yeah, he was a real cut-up.

4 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I thought OJ was pretty funny in the naked gun movies. 

who didn't love this moment

 

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

Not technically a 995er, but holy shit how vestigial must this man's sense of humor be?

 

Maybe he meant funniest looking?

7 hours ago, HornSinceBirth said:

Maybe he meant funniest looking?

nah. that's Eli

Not really a 9.95er but I notice that our favorite SpursTalk aggregator TFloss has been made a moderator on HornSports.

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

Not really a 9.95er but I notice that our favorite SpursTalk aggregator TFloss has been made a moderator on HornSports.

Machinator, if you become a mod on OB, I'm going to come over there and infect you with malware right now.

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being the helpless Texas longhorn podcast addict I am, I tuned into FCBs new podcast. 

I lasted less than 30 seconds. I cannot and will not listen to that person. 

 

FCB!!!

1 minute ago, NorLa Horns said:

being the helpless Texas longhorn podcast addict I am, I tuned into FCBs new podcast. 

I lasted less than 30 seconds. I cannot and will not listen to that person. 

 

FCB!!!

Interesting time to start getting into Chip Brown's podcast

I have never seen an "analyst" melt down quicker and more pathetically than Will Curry manning the BON account. 

It hasn't been a good game in a lot of ways but this is one of the saddest emotional breakdowns I've ever seen.

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

I have never seen an "analyst" melt down quicker and more pathetically than Will Curry manning the BON account. 

It hasn't been a good game in a lot of ways but this is one of the saddest emotional breakdowns I've ever seen.

That dude needs to take a breather..good lord, it’s like satya took his phone

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

Interesting time to start getting into Chip Brown's podcast

247 started another new one cohosted by FCB and Taylor Gaspar this week. Came out Thursday night I think. I can't imagine a bigger snooze fest.

nm dp fcb

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BON has GOT to change their in-game Twitter dude (it's Curry Schoff now). This kid is panicky, pessimistic, not funny, it's embarrassing.

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

BON has GOT to change their in-game Twitter dude (it's Curry Schoff now). This kid is panicky, pessimistic, not funny, it's embarrassing.

He must’ve trained under Wescott.

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

He must’ve trained under Wescott.

Oh definitely. Someone complained to Wescott about it during the OU game (when he was saying "game over" when it was tied in the second quarter) and Wescott was defending him to the hilt.

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