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Isn't Rojo going to the Senior Bowl?  He seems like a ride or die guy so it would surprise me a lot if he was gonna sit our bowl game out but play in that.

4 minutes ago, Hozz said:

Isn't Rojo going to the Senior Bowl?  He seems like a ride or die guy so it would surprise me a lot if he was gonna sit our bowl game out but play in that.

The Senior Bowl is a bit of a glorified exhibition. Instead, it's for senior prospects to get facetime with NFL coaches and scouts. So consider it an audition for RoJo or any other player that has been invited.

Isn't Rojo going to the Senior Bowl?  He seems like a ride or die guy so it would surprise me a lot if he was gonna sit our bowl game out but play in that.

RoJo is one of my favorite Longhorns in a long time but he should definitely skip the Alamo Bowl. He was in a boot after KU. Get ready for the draft
30 minutes ago, Hozz said:

Isn't Rojo going to the Senior Bowl?  He seems like a ride or die guy so it would surprise me a lot if he was gonna sit our bowl game out but play in that.

Rojo played hurt vs baylor... his 2nd injury this year.  Might be time to sit out this Alamo Bowl, and get ready for Senior Bowl. 

 

I'm just saying, I feel like he would play in both or neither.  I guess we'll see.

 

When Ketch says "edibles", I'm guessing he's talking about a shitload of Ham. Or really just anything edible, right?

 

I've never seen a business in any walk of life where the business owner insults and threatens his customers constantly like Looch.

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Liucci:

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On 12/8/2022 at 4:43 PM, Hozz said:

Isn't Rojo going to the Senior Bowl?  He seems like a ride or die guy so it would surprise me a lot if he was gonna sit our bowl game out but play in that.

 

On 12/8/2022 at 6:28 PM, Hozz said:

I'm just saying, I feel like he would play in both or neither.  I guess we'll see.

Well, I guess you saw, huh?

14 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I've never seen a business in any walk of life where the business owner insults and threatens his customers constantly like Looch.

Well, because it's not normal for a culture of beaten so habitually used to being emotionally beaten down. At some point it because their default.  

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Well, because it's not normal for a culture of beaten so habitually used to being emotionally beaten down. At some point it because their default.  

That's valid.  BAS.

4 hours ago, Scholz said:

I've never seen a business in any walk of life where the business owner insults and threatens his customers constantly like Looch.

Hey just for this comment you got a vacation from Texags

6 hours ago, Scholz said:

I've never seen a business in any walk of life where the business owner insults and threatens his customers constantly like Looch.

You, sir, have never been to a Dick’s Last Resort. 

16 hours ago, Scholz said:

I've never seen a business in any walk of life where the business owner insults and threatens his customers constantly like Looch.

From the outside you can’t explain it…

12 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Hey just for this comment you got a vacation from Texags

I would really enjoy seeing you wield a Looch-style ban hammer around here. 
 

And by Looch-style, I do mean a dildo. 
 

 

 

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39 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Fuck the NCAA. "We can't get what we want as it is, so we'll just lobby for it."

 
Politician as NCAA chief, what could possibly go wrong?

huh

 

 

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Athletes who join and verify their accounts unlock the platform, which allows them access to see what goes into their NIL valuation, report and verify NIL deals to build that value, and see how that valuation changes based on which school they attend or are considering.

 

Think we recruited #33- Prince Umanmielen   lutz😋

 

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Roach is just leaning into the fat jokes at this point

 

Bobby looks... different. Hormone therapy looks like it's going great!

(Seriously I'm sure his wife and kids are lovely but that's not exactly the point of a profile picture)

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

What the shit is this

 

I’ve seen a lot of stupid things on the internet, but this may be rhe leader in the clubhouse. 

What the shit is this
 
Wow, that's not a good look[emoji85]

If he had specified "crunchy, taco bell style" then maybe I'd agree, and it would certainly look less dumb.
18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

What the shit is this

 

 

@texifornia, you asking for a neggin' posting that Wescunt BON shit.

And for the record, Wescunt deserves a huge corn cob shoved up his cornhole for dissing the corn tortilla. Fucking hipster SJW retard douche that he is.

On most tacos I can go with either corn or flour tortillas. When eating lengua, barbacoa, or menudo, corn tortillas are a must have.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

What the shit is this

 

Half Baked Boo GIF

 

not Tex, but the cuntster who tweeted that

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1 minute ago, Lone Star Horn said:

On most tacos I can go with either corn of flour tortillas. When eating lengua, barbacoa, or menudo, corn tortillas are a must have.

Half Baked Boo GIF

Al pastor in flour? Oh hell no. 

I’d like to see that no talent ass clown make an enchilada with no corn tortilla.  

15 hours ago, texifornia said:

What the shit is this

 

Flour tortillas are for fajitas, quesadillas and burritos... Corn for anything else

Edited by Mr. Mojo Risin'

Now you assholes got me hungry for enchiladas

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Nothing better than plate full of brown and yellow 

On 12/13/2022 at 10:29 PM, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

You, sir, have never been to a Dick’s Last Resort. 

Apparently too young to have known the greatness of GM Steakhouse…

Just now, Ignatius said:

Apparently too young to have known the greatness of GM Steakhouse…

I’ll have you know I’m old enough to have eaten in a GM Steakhouse with Bob Bullock as he smoked a cigarette with his steak and eggs.

10 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Apparently too young to have known the greatness of GM Steakhouse…

 

8 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I’ll have you know I’m old enough to have eaten in a GM Steakhouse with Bob Bullock as he smoked a cigarette with his steak and eggs.

 

Great memories...

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11 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I’ll have you know I’m old enough to have eaten in a GM Steakhouse with Bob Bullock as he smoked a cigarette with his steak and eggs.

Hah I stand corrected. I lived in condos behind Choate’s Chevron for two years, I probably ate at GM 10 times a week…

13 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Hah I stand corrected. I lived in condos behind Choate’s Chevron for two years, I probably ate at GM 10 times a week…

These pics might be from "The Drag" location

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19 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

These pics might be from "The Drag" location

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That’s the Luncheonette location that used to be at 9th and Lamar….

Yup, then became Counter Cafe. 

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