December 30, 20195 yr 2 minutes ago, texifornia said: And the Nobel Prizes in bootlicking and false humility go to...
January 7, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, texifornia said: Mike Roach: hip to the youth So Mike's talking about the pickup with the big cock and balls in the back?
January 7, 20205 yr Roach is currently retweeting every high school coach/analyst begging for McGuire to become Baylor's HC. The TXHSFB bubble is so weird.
January 7, 20205 yr 18 minutes ago, texifornia said: Roach is currently retweeting every high school coach/analyst begging for McGuire to become Baylor's HC. The TXHSFB bubble is so weird. Roach apparently is as much of a jock sniffer as EJ was, just in his own way. I'd be really intrigued to see Maguire to get the job, and then hire a staff composed entirely of Texas HS coaches. Fucking bring that shit on, imo. Edited January 7, 20205 yr by SydneyCarton
January 7, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, texifornia said: Roach is currently retweeting every high school coach/analyst begging for McGuire to become Baylor's HC. The TXHSFB bubble is so weird. Between that and the Stone love...just weird
January 7, 20205 yr This will get lots of clicks for $9.95ers.... Thx for finding this tweet @Ricky's one-hitter
January 8, 20205 yr 5 hours ago, RGBIII said: Between that and the Stone love...just weird just cockgobbling for the bizness
January 13, 20205 yr Whoa. Mike Roach, expressing an actual emotion. Edited January 13, 20205 yr by texifornia
January 18, 20205 yr 12 minutes ago, texifornia said: Remember guys, follow 247 for the latest news as it breaks Look at the time stamps on these two tweets. lol. Roach must be the one running the 247 twitter account. Edited January 18, 20205 yr by Burt Macklin
January 20, 20205 yr Well if DansterTx says it then i BeLiEve it. I havent ventured over to 247 since i left it but it was the weirdest collection of posters I had ever seen. And I've been to Shaggy.
January 22, 20205 yr Speaking as a fan of much of TSwift's oeuvre, I can't imagine actually wanting to watch this as an adult male
January 22, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, texifornia said: Speaking as a fan of much of TSwift's oeuvre, I can't imagine actually wanting to watch this as an adult male CTJ sock confirmed
January 28, 20205 yr Nick Harris is joining Horns247 as a recruiting reporter. He’s coming over from HornSports, but I don’t know much about him.
January 28, 20205 yr 22 minutes ago, Poe It Up said: Nick Harris is joining Horns247 as a recruiting reporter. He’s coming over from HornSports, but I don’t know much about him. He's that useless kid from Baylor's site, Bears Illustrated
January 28, 20205 yr 16 minutes ago, texifornia said: He's that useless kid from Baylor's site, Bears Illustrated He'll need to take pool notes and have someone else write because this is....I mean.... https://hornsports.com/index.php/2019/11/07/all-access-dajon-harrison-fulfills-familys-burnt-orange-bloodline-and-mothers-wish/
January 28, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Goodman said: Hopefully this means Roach can go back to selling Amway with his hot wife. The only thing holding the fragile deck of cards that is Surly together is the time honored code by which all of us posters agree to abide. You know what you must do. Edited January 28, 20205 yr by Burt Macklin
January 28, 20205 yr If Hamm, EJ AND Roach all managed to hit way out of their league I might be forced to admit there's something to this recruiting analyst mystique after all.
January 28, 20205 yr 6 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said: 1 hour ago, Goodman said: Hopefully this means Roach can go back to selling Amway with his hot wife. The only thing holding the fragile deck of cards that is Surly together is the time honored code by which all of us posters agree to abide. You know what you must do. First, Macklin, you're getting lazy. This was findable in 30 seconds from her publicly available twitter account: Second, Goodman has a weird definition of "hot." She's a generic Brenda-ass looking borderline-chonk "let me speak to the manager" kinda gal.
January 28, 20205 yr JFC, mouth breather Roach constantly talks about how his "hot" wife has him whipped. He's probably allowed in the room on party night.
January 28, 20205 yr With all the flack Roach is getting for his podcast, somewhere @OnAComputeris very awkwardly giggling into a microphone.
January 28, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, Katfid54 said: First, Macklin, you're getting lazy. This was findable in 30 seconds from her publicly available twitter account: Second, Goodman has a weird definition of "hot." She's a generic Brenda-ass looking borderline-chonk "let me speak to the manager" kinda gal. First, you can go fuck yourself, pal. It’s not about whether I could find pictures of her if I tried. It’s the principle of the matter. Second, yeah... “hot” is not a word I’d use to describe her. Those pictures are much more in line with what I thought Roach could pull.
January 28, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said: With all the flack Roach is getting for his podcast, somewhere @OnAComputeris very awkwardly giggling into a microphone. At least now DT calls him out on the spot and that has made their work worth a listen. DT has a great eye for football.
January 28, 20205 yr Just now, Burt Macklin said: First, you can go fuck yourself, pal. It’s not about whether I could find pictures of her if I tried. It’s the principle of the matter.
January 28, 20205 yr Gotta go with Katfid here. For starters, he knows fat. On top of that, I also have eyes. And my eyes tell me that that woman is a No Filter pic away from being a 4 on the 10 point scale.
January 28, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said: [M]y eyes tell me that that woman is a No Filter pic away from being a 4 on the 10 point richter scale. Fify.
January 28, 20205 yr Let her live..it takes a special type of love to be able to withstand his heavy ass breathing
January 28, 20205 yr 6 minutes ago, Katfid54 said: With all the flack Roach is getting for his podcast, somewhere @OnAComputeris very awkwardly giggling into a microphone. I wonder what sock Baizer uses on Surly to bash Roach? 70Nickels? 14Quarters?
January 28, 20205 yr Just now, Thiefery said: Let her live..it takes a special type of love to be able to withstand his heavy ass breathing I'm sure her ears are fat too, so I bet she can't hear shit.
January 28, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said: I wonder what sock Baizer uses on Surly to bash Roach? 70Nickels? 14Quarters? He goes British and gets to reference his favorite band, 6PenceNoneTheRicher
January 28, 20205 yr Just now, SydneyCarton said: He goes British and gets to reference his favorite band, 6PenceNoneTheRicher I thought that was his cloak room sock.
January 28, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said: I thought that was his cloak room sock. I just assumed that sock was Iceman/Slorch.
January 30, 20205 yr I heard from a coaching colleague, that warehime found out over text that he was fired while on recruiting trip. Edited January 30, 20205 yr by utfan87
January 30, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, utfan87 said: I heard from a coaching colleague, that warehime found out over text that he was fired while on recruiting trip.
January 30, 20205 yr So, my issues with Roach thus far: a) Deadly fucking boring. Dude hasn't quite learned he's not actually a journalist. There's an element of storytelling and surprise to recruiting. And even trolling - EJ didn't like Texas, but him poking aggy sometimes for shits and giggles was awesome. Roach treats a CB like a cancer diagnosis and by the time he puts it in, shit's terminal. b) Don't give a shit about the Dallas Stars (go Sharks) or Buffalo Bills (go Texans). Even cat fancier extraordinaire EJ did a better job of keeping his Twitter generally Texas-related. Even his extracurricular nonsense was generally funny to kick around. c) No sources. EJ at least gave a point of view. Sure it was the world's most corrupt trainers and loudmouth recruits, but it was SOMETHING we could bat around. d) He's totally starstruck with the TXHSFB corches. I don't know if this is an attempt to groom sources or what, but it's kind of embarrassing at this point. He retweets them and flatters them constantly, and when one strikes it big-ish (Traylor, Jones, McGuire) he attaches himself to their dick with a quickness that would make a candiru proud. In total, he's not very entertaining, he doesn't bring any new info, and he's attached himself to a pretty boring group of people that don't particularly like Texas football. And. Scene.
January 30, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said: Well this is interesting AF. Pretty stupid 9.95er bullshit to write anymore comments about Mehringer... Meh should have been fired a Hell of a lot sooner than Dec 2019.
January 30, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, texifornia said: So, my issues with Roach thus far: a) Deadly fucking boring. Dude hasn't quite learned he's not actually a journalist. There's an element of storytelling and surprise to recruiting. And even trolling - EJ didn't like Texas, but him poking aggy sometimes for shits and giggles was awesome. Roach treats a CB like a cancer diagnosis and by the time he puts it in, shit's terminal. b) Don't give a shit about the Dallas Stars (go Sharks) or Buffalo Bills (go Texans). Even cat fancier extraordinaire EJ did a better job of keeping his Twitter generally Texas-related. Even his extracurricular nonsense was generally funny to kick around. c) No sources. EJ at least gave a point of view. Sure it was the world's most corrupt trainers and loudmouth recruits, but it was SOMETHING we could bat around. d) He's totally starstruck with the TXHSFB corches. I don't know if this is an attempt to groom sources or what, but it's kind of embarrassing at this point. He retweets them and flatters them constantly, and when one strikes it big-ish (Traylor, Jones, McGuire) he attaches himself to their dick with a quickness that would make a candiru proud. In total, he's not very entertaining, he doesn't bring any new info, and he's attached himself to a pretty boring group of people that don't particularly like Texas football. And. Scene. Just a few years ago, my opinion of Roach was pretty high. He was a very good listen on Hornscast (the podcast he co-hosted with @OnAComputer) and took the time to properly scout recruit and share his evaluations which were pretty accurate and in-depth. He also wasn't drunk on the kool-aid, didn't talk in circles or spin fantastical tales of BS like the other $9.95-ers, and generally knew his stuff. Don't know what happened since then.
January 30, 20205 yr 8 minutes ago, satyanash said: Just a few years ago, my opinion of Roach was pretty high. He was a very good listen on Hornscast (the podcast he co-hosted with @OnAComputer) and took the time to properly scout recruit and share his evaluations which were pretty accurate and in-depth. He also wasn't drunk on the kool-aid, didn't talk in circles or spin fantastical tales of BS like the other $9.95-ers, and generally knew his stuff. Don't know what happened since then. Anoxic brain injury?
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