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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

And the Nobel Prizes in bootlicking and false humility go to...

 

 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Mike Roach: hip to the youth

 

So Mike's talking about the pickup with the big cock and balls in the back?

Roach is currently retweeting every high school coach/analyst begging for McGuire to become Baylor's HC. The TXHSFB bubble is so weird.

18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Roach is currently retweeting every high school coach/analyst begging for McGuire to become Baylor's HC. The TXHSFB bubble is so weird.

Roach apparently is as much of a jock sniffer as EJ was, just in his own way. 

I'd be really intrigued to see Maguire to get the job, and then hire a staff composed entirely of Texas HS coaches. Fucking bring that shit on, imo. 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Roach is currently retweeting every high school coach/analyst begging for McGuire to become Baylor's HC. The TXHSFB bubble is so weird.

Between that and the Stone love...just weird

5 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Between that and the Stone love...just weird

just cockgobbling for the bizness

Whoa. Mike Roach, expressing an actual emotion.

 

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Remember guys, follow 247 for the latest news as it breaks

 

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Remember guys, follow 247 for the latest news as it breaks

 

Look at the time stamps on these two tweets. lol. Roach must be the one running the 247 twitter account.

 

 

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Well if DansterTx says it then i BeLiEve it.

I havent ventured over to 247 since i left it but it was the weirdest collection of posters I had ever seen.  And I've been to Shaggy. 

Speaking as a fan of much of TSwift's oeuvre, I can't imagine actually wanting to watch this as an adult male

 

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Speaking as a fan of much of TSwift's oeuvre, I can't imagine actually wanting to watch this as an adult male

 

CTJ sock confirmed

Nick Harris is joining Horns247 as a recruiting reporter. He’s coming over from HornSports, but I don’t know much about him. 

Hopefully this means Roach can go back to selling Amway with his hot wife.

22 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Nick Harris is joining Horns247 as a recruiting reporter. He’s coming over from HornSports, but I don’t know much about him. 

He's that useless kid from Baylor's site, Bears Illustrated

 

1 hour ago, Goodman said:

Hopefully this means Roach can go back to selling Amway with his hot wife.

The only thing holding the fragile deck of cards that is Surly together is the time honored code by which all of us posters agree to abide. You know what you must do.

 

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If Hamm, EJ AND Roach all managed to hit way out of their league I might be forced to admit there's something to this recruiting analyst mystique after all.

6 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:
1 hour ago, Goodman said:

Hopefully this means Roach can go back to selling Amway with his hot wife.

The only thing holding the fragile deck of cards that is Surly together is the time honored code by which all of us posters agree to abide. You know what you must do.

First, Macklin, you're getting lazy.  This was findable in 30 seconds from her publicly available twitter account:

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Second, Goodman has a weird definition of "hot."  She's a generic Brenda-ass looking borderline-chonk "let me speak to the manager" kinda gal.

JFC, mouth breather Roach constantly talks about how his "hot" wife has him whipped. He's probably allowed in the room on party night.

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With all the flack Roach is getting for his podcast, somewhere @OnAComputeris very awkwardly giggling into a microphone.

4 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

First, Macklin, you're getting lazy.  This was findable in 30 seconds from her publicly available twitter account:

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Second, Goodman has a weird definition of "hot."  She's a generic Brenda-ass looking borderline-chonk "let me speak to the manager" kinda gal.

First, you can go fuck yourself, pal. It’s not about whether I could find pictures of her if I tried. It’s the principle of the matter.
 

Second, yeah... “hot” is not a word I’d use to describe her. Those pictures are much more in line with what I thought Roach could pull. 

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

With all the flack Roach is getting for his podcast, somewhere @OnAComputeris very awkwardly giggling into a microphone.

At least now DT calls him out on the spot and that has made their work worth a listen. DT has a great eye for football.

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

First, you can go fuck yourself, pal. It’s not about whether I could find pictures of her if I tried. It’s the principle of the matter.

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Gotta go with Katfid here. For starters, he knows fat. On top of that, I also have eyes. And my eyes tell me that that woman is a No Filter pic away from being a 4 on the 10 point scale. 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

[M]y eyes tell me that that woman is a No Filter pic away from being a 4 on the 10 point richter scale. 

Fify.

Let her live..it takes a special type of love to be able to withstand his heavy ass breathing

6 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

With all the flack Roach is getting for his podcast, somewhere @OnAComputeris very awkwardly giggling into a microphone.

I wonder what sock Baizer uses on Surly to bash Roach? 70Nickels? 14Quarters?  

Just now, Thiefery said:

Let her live..it takes a special type of love to be able to withstand his heavy ass breathing

I'm sure her ears are fat too, so I bet she can't hear shit. 

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

I wonder what sock Baizer uses on Surly to bash Roach? 70Nickels? 14Quarters?  

He goes British and gets to reference his favorite band, 6PenceNoneTheRicher

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

He goes British and gets to reference his favorite band, 6PenceNoneTheRicher

I thought that was his cloak room sock. 

4 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

heavy ass breathing

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3 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I thought that was his cloak room sock. 

I just assumed that sock was Iceman/Slorch.

I heard from a coaching colleague, that warehime found out over text that he was fired while on recruiting trip. 

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1 hour ago, utfan87 said:

I heard from a coaching colleague, that warehime found out over text that he was fired while on recruiting trip. 

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So, my issues with Roach thus far:

a) Deadly fucking boring. Dude hasn't quite learned he's not actually a journalist. There's an element of storytelling and surprise to recruiting. And even trolling - EJ didn't like Texas, but him poking aggy sometimes for shits and giggles was awesome. Roach treats a CB like a cancer diagnosis and by the time he puts it in, shit's terminal.

b) Don't give a shit about the Dallas Stars (go Sharks) or Buffalo Bills (go Texans). Even cat fancier extraordinaire EJ did a better job of keeping his Twitter generally Texas-related. Even his extracurricular nonsense was generally funny to kick around.

c) No sources. EJ at least gave a point of view. Sure it was the world's most corrupt trainers and loudmouth recruits, but it was SOMETHING we could bat around.

d) He's totally starstruck with the TXHSFB corches. I don't know if this is an attempt to groom sources or what, but it's kind of embarrassing at this point. He retweets them and flatters them constantly, and when one strikes it big-ish (Traylor, Jones, McGuire) he attaches himself to their dick with a quickness that would make a candiru proud.

In total, he's not very entertaining, he doesn't bring any new info, and he's attached himself to a pretty boring group of people that don't particularly like Texas football. 

And. Scene.

4 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Well this is interesting AF.
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Pretty stupid 9.95er bullshit to write anymore comments about Mehringer... Meh should have been fired a Hell of a lot sooner than Dec 2019.

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

So, my issues with Roach thus far:

a) Deadly fucking boring. Dude hasn't quite learned he's not actually a journalist. There's an element of storytelling and surprise to recruiting. And even trolling - EJ didn't like Texas, but him poking aggy sometimes for shits and giggles was awesome. Roach treats a CB like a cancer diagnosis and by the time he puts it in, shit's terminal.

b) Don't give a shit about the Dallas Stars (go Sharks) or Buffalo Bills (go Texans). Even cat fancier extraordinaire EJ did a better job of keeping his Twitter generally Texas-related. Even his extracurricular nonsense was generally funny to kick around.

c) No sources. EJ at least gave a point of view. Sure it was the world's most corrupt trainers and loudmouth recruits, but it was SOMETHING we could bat around.

d) He's totally starstruck with the TXHSFB corches. I don't know if this is an attempt to groom sources or what, but it's kind of embarrassing at this point. He retweets them and flatters them constantly, and when one strikes it big-ish (Traylor, Jones, McGuire) he attaches himself to their dick with a quickness that would make a candiru proud.

In total, he's not very entertaining, he doesn't bring any new info, and he's attached himself to a pretty boring group of people that don't particularly like Texas football. 

And. Scene.

Just a few years ago, my opinion of Roach was pretty high. He was a very good listen on Hornscast (the podcast he co-hosted with @OnAComputer) and took the time to properly scout recruit and share his evaluations which were pretty accurate and in-depth. He also wasn't drunk on the kool-aid, didn't talk in circles or spin fantastical tales of BS like the other $9.95-ers, and generally knew his stuff. Don't know what happened since then.

8 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Just a few years ago, my opinion of Roach was pretty high. He was a very good listen on Hornscast (the podcast he co-hosted with @OnAComputer) and took the time to properly scout recruit and share his evaluations which were pretty accurate and in-depth. He also wasn't drunk on the kool-aid, didn't talk in circles or spin fantastical tales of BS like the other $9.95-ers, and generally knew his stuff. Don't know what happened since then.

Anoxic brain injury?

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