Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

1 minute ago, CashMcCoy said:

IMG_3303.png.b622fdf1aa9dc68d6bd77887849bd8af.png

Rumor is OTF will be hiring 6th street for the X's and O's pieces. 

  • Replies 5.4k
  • Views 650.7k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • There is a guy who frequently hosts named Erin Hogan who’s been an Austin radio personality for a really long time. I don’t know him, but Rod Babers speaks highly of him. His lighting situation can ge

  • I’ll take any help/suggestions I can get. Seriously, I know I need them.

  • Well I guess it’s time to spill the beans if Monroe already did in his stream. We were going to wait till tomorrow. Yes I’m involved and yes it’s something you should definitely support.  There a

Posted Images

1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

Rumor is OTF will be hiring 6th street for the X's and O's pieces. 

LTTxFan will be handling the beat and compensated per tweet posted.

17 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Rumor is OTF will be hiring 6th street for the X's and O's pieces. 

Can we get Helobious to do a weekly gambling article? Call it The Constanza Principle Pick'ems

2 hours ago, immamac said:

If I wasn't successful in a completely unrelated field professionally and made this my full time job/source of income then Surly would have already crushed everyone and they wouldn't exist anymore. We'd have had beat writers, player correspondents, a media pass, etc. I don't want Surly to be that, I want surly to be what it's always been - a community for people to be able to freely discuss anything they want centered around a core that is Texas Football.

Skipped the humblebrag and went right to the declaration of greatness. 
 

Sexy Well Done GIF by RTL
Sexy Well Done GIF by RTLSexy Well Done GIF by RTLSexy Well Done GIF by RTL

Edited by Junior Bonner

1 hour ago, CashMcCoy said:

LTTxFan will be handling the beat and compensated per tweet posted.

 

giphy.gif

52 minutes ago, immamac said:

lol I saw you already jabbing at bobby about the recruit I think that's about as "edgy" as will be allowed there. 

I figured biblical jokes would be safe enough.

3 hours ago, immamac said:

 

2. This site and discussion is about the Texas Longhorns. It's not about how one of us is any smarter or dumber than the other…

You should make posters pay extra or donate to TOF before they can be immune from being made fun of for the dumb takes they post. 
 

Kidding aside, exciting stuff and kudos for getting this off the ground.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

lol I saw you already jabbing at bobby about the recruit I think that's about as "edgy" as will be allowed there. 

We're all getting banned.

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

We're all getting banned.

Imagine the OTF regulars that will be exposed to Surly for the first time. 😳

1 hour ago, Junior Bonner said:

Skipped the humblebrag and went right to the declaration of greatness. 
 

Sexy Well Done GIF by RTL
Sexy Well Done GIF by RTLSexy Well Done GIF by RTLSexy Well Done GIF by RTL

2

3

4

1

2 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

Skipped the humblebrag and went right to the declaration of greatness. 
 


Sexy Well Done GIF by RTL

shes definitely knifed a boyfriends tire

21 minutes ago, Hornmatic said:

Imagine the OTF regulars that will be exposed to Surly for the first time. 😳

Just send them over to the CR.

Edited by David Dennison

16 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The new thumbnail

 

image.png.ef85c16dda7a283316280deb937e23e2.png

Hopefully the AZ DT. But could be Muhammad or any 2025.

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

Do you have to create a new username or can you login using your surly credentials? 

just click the "login with surly" whatever option and that's it, super easy

2 hours ago, Gidnik said:

shes definitely knifed a boyfriends tire

Let me cut your cake with my knife

/ACDC

5 hours ago, utfan87 said:

How much did you get for selling out to ontexasfootball? 

Are you trying to be funny?  Or just an asshole by nature?   Either way, fuck you and negged!

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

We're all getting banned.

So I can’t tell prople there - even just SECSECSEC people - to lick rancid asshole? 

that place is scary I mean great for content like imma says but I don’t know how to act. Hi, thank you, awesome, thanks, appreciate you, great pick up, he seems great. Is that how I do it?

Edited by troph

5 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Rumor is OTF will be hiring 6th street for the X's and O's pieces. 

“Can Tapp move to DT? Click here to find out” 

14 hours ago, immamac said:

Well I guess it’s time to spill the beans if Monroe already did in his stream. We were going to wait till tomorrow. Yes I’m involved and yes it’s something you should definitely support. 

There are significantly more rules on the ontexasfootball.com site, but we will have a deep community integration. Go there to get the news/scoop, post articles from there here use the player pages from over there here etc etc. the idea for that site is to let people ask questions and get quick unfiltered and de-corporated and non google seo bullshitted news. Just straight news from the source from the guys who are the best in the business. 

No fluff pieces. No clickbait bullshit. Just quick hitter news sometimes as small as a few sentences sometimes stuff that’s worth having a longer form article written.

rules here:

Together these 2 sites and content sources will effectively give anyone who cares about Texas football an outlet and a way to interact with people who share that passion. 

This is bad ass. I don't pay for any $9.95 shit, but if they go that route, especially if Gerry is back, I'll happily pay for a subscription. Surly + OTF is orgasmic. 

IMG_8862.gif

19 hours ago, immamac said:

Well I guess it’s time to spill the beans if Monroe already did in his stream. We were going to wait till tomorrow. Yes I’m involved and yes it’s something you should definitely support. 

There are significantly more rules on the ontexasfootball.com site, but we will have a deep community integration. Go there to get the news/scoop, post articles from there here use the player pages from over there here etc etc. the idea for that site is to let people ask questions and get quick unfiltered and de-corporated and non google seo bullshitted news. Just straight news from the source from the guys who are the best in the business. 

No fluff pieces. No clickbait bullshit. Just quick hitter news sometimes as small as a few sentences sometimes stuff that’s worth having a longer form article written.

rules here:

Together these 2 sites and content sources will effectively give anyone who cares about Texas football an outlet and a way to interact with people who share that passion. 

So we go there to get the news & come here to bitch about it & argue with each other? Or do we bitch first, then go get the news, then come back to update our bitching?  Or, both?

49 minutes ago, hook me said:

So we go there to get the news & come here to bitch about it & argue with each other? Or do we bitch first, then go get the news, then come back to update our bitching?  Or, both?

... and r/LonghornNation is just over there in the corner, being weird. 

Just now, immamac said:

image.thumb.png.1b2a4ce85e0c21ada9e97c09494e7706.png

New news widget live on the homepage. 

Nice! I haven't subscribed to a 9.95 site since leaving 247 a decade ago. But I'll gladly support a Surly/OTF mashup that combines the best of degenerate assholery and real UT information on the web. 

  • Popular Post
25 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

... and r/LonghornNation is just over there in the corner, being weird. 

image.png

27 minutes ago, satyanash said:

image.png

Not gonna lie. I absolutely love that.

By chance, i caught my first video of Justin Wells and Eric Nahlin yesterday.  Damn, Nahlin still sucks.  He has a face for radio and a voice for silent film.  Justin was tolerable when on with Bobby and Gerry.  He is not a good host and seems out of place in his new role.    

I want Gerry back with Bobby.  That team rocked.  Everyone else can stay away.  

 

When will the new site be available on Tapa?

2 hours ago, Bbonds said:

When will the new site be available on Tapa?

2017

12 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

 

IMG_0133.jpeg

“Get this G-D thing off my head” meme/gif…

Edited by Grimas

Fun little diversion.

Mike Farrell started mikefarrellsports.com (purposely unlinked, fuck that guy) and began advertising that he was apart of the Sports Illustrated network. Seemed silly for all parties, but okay. 

Upon the recent demise of SI, I looked back to see what happened to Farrell, and as it turns out, he was never an SI "brand", but rather pays them to publish on The Arena Group's platform. Like paying shopify to hawk your chachki and calling yourself a shopify brand. So cringy. 

21 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

IT introduced a new recruiting analyst on tonight's livestream, Coach Charlie Williams.

Who?

On 1/23/2024 at 10:37 AM, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Fun little diversion.

Mike Farrell started mikefarrellsports.com (purposely unlinked, fuck that guy) and began advertising that he was apart of the Sports Illustrated network. Seemed silly for all parties, but okay. 

Upon the recent demise of SI, I looked back to see what happened to Farrell, and as it turns out, he was never an SI "brand", but rather pays them to publish on The Arena Group's platform. Like paying shopify to hawk your chachki and calling yourself a shopify brand. So cringy. 

apart?

On 1/22/2024 at 2:44 PM, Bbonds said:

When will the new site be available on Tapa?

I dunno, but I just found out you can’t say “Fuck!” over there. Fuck. 

9 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

IT introduced a new recruiting analyst on tonight's livestream, Coach Charlie Williams.

As in the former WR coach under Charlie Strong?

3 hours ago, RollingPresidential said:

As in the former WR coach under Charlie Strong?

i assumed maybe it was the former cowboy DB?

we're both wrong.

https://twitter.com/CoachWilliamsII

image.png.6b67ebd8a542449f9182b54f8eafc5bd.png

dude tweets a LOT

it's some dude who worked as a (low level) staffer for UNLV evidently last year w/ Marion?

dude has been there for 2 full weeks writing articles: https://www.on3.com/user/charliewilliams/

and the Managing Partner at IT still has not found the time to get him added to their Masthead/staff list:

image.png.001e3983ca8d0b931868fb0d724bd367.png

nor have they posted a "here is this guy and why you should listen to him" article as far as I can tell.

the managing partner for IT really is a fucking moron who is terrible at his job (and has been for a long time)

 

Edited by NoName

So we go over there to say things like:

"That's quite interesting. I believe the Texas coaches saw Jabbar Muhammad in person on his visit and decided to wait for other options"

then come back here to tell the same person:

"You fucking idiot. Of course they never offered Muhammad, they knew Harbaugh was leaving and kept the powder dry for the next chain reaction of coaching change madness. Go fuck yourself"

That seems like a lot of extra work. 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.