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Damn...Blake Monroe's son had a pretty significant football injury.  Spleen. Currently reported by Bobby. 

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48 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Damn...Blake Monroe's son had a pretty significant football injury.  Spleen. Currently reported by Bobby. 

Oh no that's terrible.  Who is Blake Monroe?

49 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Oh no that's terrible.  Who is Blake Monroe?

Co host with Bobby Burton on the morning show. 

14 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Co host with Bobby Burton on the morning show. 

Oh gotcha. Not in that market. Hope he's going to be ok 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Apparently pretty significant and had to be starflighted to a big ER 

Rupturing a spleen or damage to the splenic artery is 100% life threatening. It’s the most vascular organ in the body. You can bleed enough internally pretty quickly to die without intervention.

I’m assuming one of those things happened here. Chris Simms had to have his spleen removed after rupturing it in a game in 2006. Needed a blood transfusion because of the blood loss. 

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2 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

Damn...Blake Monroe's son had a pretty significant football injury.  Spleen. Currently reported by Bobby. 

Damn... prayers 🙏🙏🙏

36 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Apparently pretty significant and had to be starflighted to a big ER 

Yeah very scary stuff. Sincerest hopes for his recovery 

1 hour ago, MuellerHorn said:

You can bleed enough internally pretty quickly to die without intervention.

I’m assuming one of those things happened here.

It did. Lost a lot of blood. 

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I wonder what that did to the superchat volume on Coffee and Football?

Ps: get well soon , kid. 

4 hours ago, FCB said:

I wonder what that did to the superchat volume on Coffee and Football?

Ps: get well soon , kid. 

There was a big increase. Bobby said he's giving all of them to Blake and his family 

 

How about "Not Dies" ... the typos, the rogues gallery,  a guy named dick ... sheesh.

 

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On 11/8/2024 at 6:50 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

 

 

🤘 Colt might go home tomorrow 🙏

45 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Anyone miss this douchebag?

CTJ, obviously.

2 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:

Anyone miss this douchebag?

I do, recruiting is more fun with harmless weirdos you can make fun of that aren't actively making your program worse like Ketch

One of the more cheap feeling aspects of the new IT's social presence (outside of the avalanche of video content I will never watch) is they've started posting these really granddad-at-a-keyboard posts.

Content-free fanboying using a logo UK hasn't used since 2005, just kind of cringeworthy all around for a media outlet.

 

1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

Butterbean is leaving Twitter?

So far roughly millon people have. These new "AI rights" that's you can't opt out of from Elon on X have people closing accounts. 

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21 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

So far roughly millon people have. These new "AI rights" that's you can't opt out of from Elon on X have people closing accounts. 

Meanwhile, the other Geoff Ketchum account remains open becuase what we really need is AI learning from that template. 

 

You people DID hear that shit here first. 

That is disturbing.  I'm not good with Surly humor.  Is this a valid thing? I hope not for kids, parents, etc.

11 minutes ago, hornlife said:

That is disturbing.  I'm not good with Surly humor.  Is this a valid thing? I hope not for kids, parents, etc.

You tell us.

Ryan Day (American football) - Wikipedia

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

You tell us.

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I’m not saying he’s a pedophile, I’m just saying he gives off vibes like Dylan Baker in Happiness. 

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, Olin

 

This SEC stuff is so new to us I forget aggy has had 11 years to annoy everyone with their insecure, cringey bullshit 

Just now, Hermanator said:

This SEC stuff is so new to us I forget aggy has had 11 years to annoy everyone with their insecure, cringey bullshit 

12*

So Olin sent a strongly worded email, but wants this guy to say stuff to his face? Back story?

That limp dick loser tweeted four times during his school's giga superbowl.

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On 11/21/2024 at 6:36 PM, Hornmatic said:

I’m not saying he’s a pedophile, I’m just saying he gives off vibes like Dylan Baker in Happiness. 

Years ago I actually bought the DVD of Happiness based on a Rolling Stone review and I figured that's the only way I'd get to watch it. Watched it once and then gave it to a secretary at work who liked uh interesting stuff. Next day she tried to give it back to me but I reminded her no take-backs

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On 12/1/2024 at 12:11 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

You have any Leon tweets?

 

 

1 minute ago, Big Woodrows said:

 

"There's a difference between scooping and reporting responsibly" - football recruiting writer ethics are one fuzzy space

Just now, closetojumping said:

This is awesome. Holland is a fucking douche.

 

He's not going to go on another date with you to Chili's if you keep badmouthing him like that. 

51 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

He's not going to go on another date with you to Chili's if you keep badmouthing him like that. 

I thought it was Applebee's

12 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

He's not going to go on another date with you to Chili's if you keep badmouthing him like that. 

We talking airport grab-and-go chili's or 45th and Lamar Michelin star chili's? 

Ketch getting Community Noted from OU fans is funny as fuck to me.

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1 minute ago, Mittens said:

Ketch getting Community Noted from OU fans is funny as fuck to me.

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That's A1 shit right there. 

Eleven Warriors absolutely demolish Ryan Day here while also convincing any future HC candidates that it's the worst job in the country. Truly incredible, FCB level stuff. On signing day, no less. 

 

 

On 12/2/2024 at 5:34 PM, closetojumping said:

This is awesome. Holland is a fucking douche.

 

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