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I love this! 

Algebra? More like Al Jazeera!

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It’s a total blackout 

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Holy fuck 

The Chinese just delivered.

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Nice to see Dan get the shaft 

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Amy is 100% Kellyanne Conway now 

Goddamn that was a fantastic episode

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13 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Amy is 100% Kellyanne Conway now 

That was so awesome and then they even threw in that CNN was covering Jonah's next rally live.

One of the funniest episodes ever.

And one of the most depressing in how accurate it was about politics in America 2019.

Really going out on a high note.

We're working with FEMA to bring in emergency supplies and cigarettes.

I've never been so proud that I taught that man to ejaculate into a cup.

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I’m so black, people are going to start calling me “articulate.” 

9 hours ago, Js1 said:

Nice to see Dan get the shaft 

He has to be fired every season. It’s part of his contract (I don’t actually know that last part).

I forget the exact quote, but something about Selina “Lion Kinging” little Richard all around South Carolina.

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6 minutes ago, qwertyu1234 said:

I still don't know why Amy decided to join Jonah's failing campaign. 

Because she was offered campaign manager.

Don't discount why these people join failing campaigns - power. It's sometimes better to be the top dog on a middling campaign than a mid-level staffer on a big successful campaign.  

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5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I forget the exact quote, but something about Selina “Lion Kinging” little Richard all around South Carolina.

"I’m going to be Lion Kinging Little Richard all around until I tear my rotator cuff." 

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“Honeydew?! If I wanna pretend I’m in the CNN green room, I’ll draw a face on Ben’s ass and call it Christiane Amanpour”

16 hours ago, Js1 said:

Nice to see Dan get the shaft 

 

No, it was Selina that got Dan's shaft. 

That new campaign manager went from an incompetent, just happy to be here type to a stone cold killer.   Figured out the Chinese angle right away and then just throttled Dan without remorse. 

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1 minute ago, Not a cat said:

That new campaign manager went from an incompetent, just happy to be here type to a stone cold killer.   Figured out the Chinese angle right away and then just throttled Dan without remorse. 

Paul Manafort. 

I really hope they aren't setting up a Selina/Jonah ticket but I think that is where we are headed. 

3 hours ago, JimmyHoffa said:

I really hope they aren't setting up a Selina/Jonah ticket but I think that is where we are headed. 

Well, of course.

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1 hour ago, SizzleChest said:

Well, of course.

Selina/Ryan wins. She’s arrested for the Meyer Fund and the Chinese collusion. Ryan becomes president. 

Fin. 

Willa is fair game and DTF - diverticulitis flare up so if you go out to eat she can only have rice.

the 7/11 truthers were pointing out there weren't any jews in the store.

splett is going to have a meteoric rise and win the presidency.

I'm calling my shot-

Jonah names Splett as his running mate.    Jonah wins because Dan and Amy gang up and get vengeance on Selina but between election day and inaugaration is impeached because incest is a high crime.  Splett is inaguarated. 

 

 

3 hours ago, sidis said:

the 7/11 truthers were pointing out there weren't any jews in the store.

splett is going to have a meteoric rise and win the presidency.

7-11 truthers had me rolling.

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6 hours ago, sidis said:

the 7/11 truthers were pointing out there weren't any jews in the store.

splett is going to have a meteoric rise and win the presidency.

Yup. Awesome. 

8 hours ago, Not a cat said:

I'm calling my shot-

Jonah names Splett as his running mate.    Jonah wins because Dan and Amy gang up and get vengeance on Selina but between election day and inaugaration is impeached because incest is a high crime.  Splett is inaguarated. 

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I lost it when Jonah thought the SS agent was like a British palace guard. He wasn't.

"I'm not touching you and you can't do a thing about it. OH SHIT!"

The show kind of a took a dark turn there having Andrew murdered. Still really funny, but Selina is depraved at this point. 

MUCH better than last season thus far. 

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The show kind of a took a dark turn there having Andrew murdered.

But is he really dead? Did they find a body? Wasn't the first time that boat sank.

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6 hours ago, RPM said:

But is he really dead? Did they find a body? Wasn't the first time that boat sank.

No body = I don’t believe it. Maybe Selina/Splett does win and Andrew pops up and BAM, Richard is now president. 

The Furlong cameo had me rewinding it was so funny.  “Congressman Slenderman - beat ya to it” and “Hope you have a nice weepy slide down the shower wall tonight” killed me. 

They are really taking it up a notch this season. 

"We're spending an hour and a half in Oklahoma.  That's an hour and twenty nine minutes too long in that Indian concentration camp."

"Give the money to some gay converting Baptist college so they can build a gold plated statue of Jesus fucking a dinosaur."

20 hours ago, Not a cat said:

I'm calling my shot-

Jonah names Splett as his running mate.    Jonah wins because Dan and Amy gang up and get vengeance on Selina but between election day and inaugaration is impeached because incest is a high crime.  Splett is inaguarated. 

 

 

Then Splett needs a Vice. So he appoints Selina and she's VEEP again. 


THE END

6 minutes ago, RedDirtTexan said:

 Then Splett needs a Vice. So he appoints Selina and she's VEEP again. 


THE END

I like this.  Ties in with Richard saying that he wishes both Jonah and Selina can win, they're both such good people.

2 hours ago, RedDirtTexan said:

Then Splett needs a Vice. So he appoints Selina and she's VEEP again. 


THE END

Yeah, I have to think the show ends with Selina back in the VP office and hating her existence.

3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Same difference.

Yeah but that’s kind of the point.  “Triceratops” is just that little bit more polished and funny than “dinosaur.”   Really amazing how often they do that.  

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

id watch the splett spin off show 

A talking company...hilarious...where would the mouth even go.

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