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15 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The show kind of a took a dark turn there having Andrew murdered. Still really funny, but Selina is depraved at this point. 

MUCH better than last season thus far. 

 

"You don't look like a chicken caesar salad and a Miller Lite".

 

 

7 hours ago, Js1 said:

No body = I don’t believe it. Maybe Selina/Splett does win and Andrew pops up and BAM, Richard is now president. 

 

Agreed. 

 

 

Also, he is pissed because she tried ti whack him(even though she personally didn't, he does not know that). He pins everything on her, including trying to shut him up.

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I will say I 100% lost it at:
 

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Hi Ellen, I'm your Auntie Selina and this is Uncle Benny and this is.......

Kent Davidson, Chief Strategist, how do you do? 

 

 

I was half in the bag but wasn't there a line from Selina about her thinking the kid's name was Ping Pong? 

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Oh yeah and:

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Holy shit, Bruckheimer, when you get an abortion, you're supposed to leave the mangled fetus at the clinic, not staple it to the skeleton of a gay condor and run it for president.

 

 

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Just now, Red Five said:

I was half in the bag but wasn't there a line from Selina about her thinking the kid's name was Ping Pong? 

Yes. Mike says "bye bye ping pong" and Selina goes "Oh that's a cute name, are you going to keep it?" 

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Underrated line was when the woman she got deported referred to her as "President Montez."

The writing on this show, and the delivery of the lines by the actors, are beyond any comedy I've ever watched.  Arrested Development and Curb are up there, but pale in comparison to Veep imo.  I can't wait to binge the entire series again as soon as it's over in a couple of weeks.

This one wasn't even close to the best line last week, but still had me rolling:

There's just so many things I still want to do for the good people here in Lurlene, like my own pet issue, which, as many of you know, is pet issues.

Also:

Rosa was deported this morning.
They identified her from details in your speech.
Well, that's impossible, because I made her up.
Well, no, actually, ma'am, there's a Rosa Sanchez in Tennessee who has four kids and the exact same dead-end jobs.
Oh, my God, you conjured her! Yeah, right out of my Stephen Glass-hole.

 

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4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Underrated line was when the woman she got deported referred to her as "President Montez."

Oh that must be your mother.

That's my sister.

..…..

4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Underrated line was when the woman she got deported referred to her as "President Montez."

Yeah, they just blew by that.

Tomato, mulato
Finnish furburger
Manhattan Date Rape Mystery
Stack of retarded raccoons in a trench coat
Those sandwiches aren’t going to finger themselves
Two Osama Bin Shits

And Richard Splett is totally going to be the deciding vote at the convention, right?

And choose Kemi because he can’t choose between Selina and Jonah.

OK, love the show but how are they going to wrap this up in one more episode, unless she just does not win the nomination at the convention. We know she must lose, if they are just going to leave the general election out.

16 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Tomato, mulato

The set up was just as funny: 

That guy is a half-wit.

I think that's pronounced half-white.

I can’t believe you gave him chicken pox.  I always had you pegged as an AIDS guy.

5 minutes ago, RPM said:

The set up was just as funny: 

That guy is a half-wit.

I think that's pronounced half-white.

That was my "Need to pause because I'm laughing so hard moment." 

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Holy fuck Iowa Governor was hilarious 

27 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Holy fuck Iowa Governor was hilarious 

 

Michael McKean crushed it 

The lecture from Minna on labeling your food in the fridge nearly killed me.  I totally lost it on “see, I have written Minna here, in permanent marker...”

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

The entire episode was classic Veep 

I am going to watch it again as the number of great one liners was off the charts.

He eye fucked her so bad he got retinal herpes.

As the former president of the United States truth and justice can gargle on my balls.

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I feel like the grim reaper just dropped his scythe and started eating me out.

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You won’t have a Gary in prison. 

OH I WILL be there 

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Oh I thought you were talking about the wedding of your daughter to your homosexual doppelgänger 

The Great Lakes could be the spooey.

Two things Americans don't like being killed: animals and white girls on spring break.

2 hours ago, BNB said:

I feel like the grim reaper just dropped his scythe and started eating me out.

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Gary's reaction to that line was perfect as usual. 

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13 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Tomato, mulato
Finnish furburger
Manhattan Date Rape Mystery
Stack of retarded raccoons in a trench coat
Those sandwiches aren’t going to finger themselves
Two Osama Bin Shits

And Richard Splett is totally going to be the deciding vote at the convention, right?

And choose Kemi because he can’t choose between Selina and Jonah.

Splett will be the compromise choice somehow 

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12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Michael McKean crushed it 

You know who is going to be Ag Sec? This pig fucker. 

Oh I didn’t know that was a requirement for the job. 

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

You won’t have a Gary in prison. 

OH I WILL be there 

i was just about to post this.  i lost it.

although i think he said, "no no, i'll be there."

classic subtle gary.

 

that was a great story.

yep, had a beginning, middle, an end, and a lesson.

 

so many great lines, can't wait to rewatch.

6 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

The lecture from Minna on labeling your food in the fridge nearly killed me.  I totally lost it on “see, I have written Minna here, in permanent marker...”

I could just watch and entire of show of Selena and Minna getting on each others' nerves.  They are amazing together.

Oh and what about some more gold from Uncle Jeff:

“I can’t believe you gave him chikenpox. I always pegged you as an AIDS guy”

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1 hour ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Oh and what about some more gold from Uncle Jeff:

“I can’t believe you gave him chikenpox. I always pegged you as an AIDS guy”

I’ll pay double if you have a dick 

On 4/29/2019 at 11:36 AM, sidis said:

the 7/11 truthers were pointing out there weren't any jews in the store.

splett is going to have a meteoric rise and win the presidency.

telling you...this is where this is going.  and meyer is going to end up vp.

 

"uhhh, yeah dan, we've met."

"oh! that's right, you two know each other...classic eagan move."

On 5/6/2019 at 2:20 PM, oSuJeff97 said:

I could just watch and entire of show of Selena and Minna getting on each others' nerves.  They are amazing together.

Wow, talk about inhumane droning. 

Loved the shot where Selina saw Andrew standing on side of the road during her escape from the embassy.

13 hours ago, C-Man said:

Loved the shot where Selina saw Andrew standing on side of the road during her escape from the embassy.

Yeah, I called that last week. That boat sinks a lot.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

im curious if that was uncle jeff's swan song for this series ?

i kinda hope so.  i know i'm in the minority, but for me he's a 'small doses' type of character.

minna however, i could watch an entire spinoff.  she cracks me up.

On May 8, 2019 at 11:55 PM, Radical Larry said:

The cast will be on Colbert tomorrow night.

Man, Julia looked good. 

On 5/6/2019 at 4:34 PM, Red Five said:

Who the fuck is this asshole?

I’m the governor of Iowa!!

 

fuck me sideways with a side of ranch

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