April 30, 20196 yr 15 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said: The show kind of a took a dark turn there having Andrew murdered. Still really funny, but Selina is depraved at this point. MUCH better than last season thus far. "You don't look like a chicken caesar salad and a Miller Lite". 7 hours ago, Js1 said: No body = I don’t believe it. Maybe Selina/Splett does win and Andrew pops up and BAM, Richard is now president. Agreed.
April 30, 20196 yr Also, he is pissed because she tried ti whack him(even though she personally didn't, he does not know that). He pins everything on her, including trying to shut him up.
April 30, 20196 yr Author I will say I 100% lost it at: Quote Hi Ellen, I'm your Auntie Selina and this is Uncle Benny and this is....... Kent Davidson, Chief Strategist, how do you do?
April 30, 20196 yr I was half in the bag but wasn't there a line from Selina about her thinking the kid's name was Ping Pong?
April 30, 20196 yr Author Oh yeah and: Quote Holy shit, Bruckheimer, when you get an abortion, you're supposed to leave the mangled fetus at the clinic, not staple it to the skeleton of a gay condor and run it for president.
April 30, 20196 yr Author Just now, Red Five said: I was half in the bag but wasn't there a line from Selina about her thinking the kid's name was Ping Pong? Yes. Mike says "bye bye ping pong" and Selina goes "Oh that's a cute name, are you going to keep it?" Edited April 30, 20196 yr by Js1
May 1, 20196 yr Underrated line was when the woman she got deported referred to her as "President Montez."
May 1, 20196 yr The writing on this show, and the delivery of the lines by the actors, are beyond any comedy I've ever watched. Arrested Development and Curb are up there, but pale in comparison to Veep imo. I can't wait to binge the entire series again as soon as it's over in a couple of weeks. This one wasn't even close to the best line last week, but still had me rolling: There's just so many things I still want to do for the good people here in Lurlene, like my own pet issue, which, as many of you know, is pet issues. Also: Rosa was deported this morning. They identified her from details in your speech. Well, that's impossible, because I made her up. Well, no, actually, ma'am, there's a Rosa Sanchez in Tennessee who has four kids and the exact same dead-end jobs. Oh, my God, you conjured her! Yeah, right out of my Stephen Glass-hole.
May 1, 20196 yr Author 4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said: Underrated line was when the woman she got deported referred to her as "President Montez." Oh that must be your mother. That's my sister. ..…..
May 1, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said: Underrated line was when the woman she got deported referred to her as "President Montez." Yeah, they just blew by that.
May 6, 20196 yr Tomato, mulato Finnish furburgerManhattan Date Rape MysteryStack of retarded raccoons in a trench coat Those sandwiches aren’t going to finger themselvesTwo Osama Bin ShitsAnd Richard Splett is totally going to be the deciding vote at the convention, right?And choose Kemi because he can’t choose between Selina and Jonah.
May 6, 20196 yr OK, love the show but how are they going to wrap this up in one more episode, unless she just does not win the nomination at the convention. We know she must lose, if they are just going to leave the general election out.
May 6, 20196 yr 16 minutes ago, Bama Chick said: Tomato, mulato The set up was just as funny: That guy is a half-wit. I think that's pronounced half-white.
May 6, 20196 yr 5 minutes ago, RPM said: The set up was just as funny: That guy is a half-wit. I think that's pronounced half-white. That was my "Need to pause because I'm laughing so hard moment."
May 6, 20196 yr 27 minutes ago, Js1 said: Holy fuck Iowa Governor was hilarious Michael McKean crushed it
May 6, 20196 yr The lecture from Minna on labeling your food in the fridge nearly killed me. I totally lost it on “see, I have written Minna here, in permanent marker...”
May 6, 20196 yr 18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said: The entire episode was classic Veep I am going to watch it again as the number of great one liners was off the charts.
May 6, 20196 yr He eye fucked her so bad he got retinal herpes.As the former president of the United States truth and justice can gargle on my balls.Sent from my SM-G955U1 using Tapatalk
May 6, 20196 yr I feel like the grim reaper just dropped his scythe and started eating me out.Sent from my SM-G955U1 using Tapatalk
May 6, 20196 yr Author Oh I thought you were talking about the wedding of your daughter to your homosexual doppelgänger
May 6, 20196 yr The Great Lakes could be the spooey. Two things Americans don't like being killed: animals and white girls on spring break.
May 6, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, BNB said: I feel like the grim reaper just dropped his scythe and started eating me out. Sent from my SM-G955U1 using Tapatalk Gary's reaction to that line was perfect as usual.
May 6, 20196 yr Author 13 hours ago, Bama Chick said: Tomato, mulato Finnish furburger Manhattan Date Rape Mystery Stack of retarded raccoons in a trench coat Those sandwiches aren’t going to finger themselves Two Osama Bin Shits And Richard Splett is totally going to be the deciding vote at the convention, right? And choose Kemi because he can’t choose between Selina and Jonah. Splett will be the compromise choice somehow
May 6, 20196 yr Author 12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said: Michael McKean crushed it You know who is going to be Ag Sec? This pig fucker. Oh I didn’t know that was a requirement for the job.
May 6, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, Js1 said: You won’t have a Gary in prison. OH I WILL be there i was just about to post this. i lost it. although i think he said, "no no, i'll be there." classic subtle gary. that was a great story. yep, had a beginning, middle, an end, and a lesson. so many great lines, can't wait to rewatch.
May 6, 20196 yr 6 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said: The lecture from Minna on labeling your food in the fridge nearly killed me. I totally lost it on “see, I have written Minna here, in permanent marker...” I could just watch and entire of show of Selena and Minna getting on each others' nerves. They are amazing together.
May 6, 20196 yr Oh and what about some more gold from Uncle Jeff: “I can’t believe you gave him chikenpox. I always pegged you as an AIDS guy”
May 6, 20196 yr Author 1 hour ago, oSuJeff97 said: Oh and what about some more gold from Uncle Jeff: “I can’t believe you gave him chikenpox. I always pegged you as an AIDS guy” I’ll pay double if you have a dick
May 6, 20196 yr On 4/29/2019 at 11:36 AM, sidis said: the 7/11 truthers were pointing out there weren't any jews in the store. splett is going to have a meteoric rise and win the presidency. telling you...this is where this is going. and meyer is going to end up vp. "uhhh, yeah dan, we've met." "oh! that's right, you two know each other...classic eagan move."
May 8, 20196 yr On 5/6/2019 at 2:20 PM, oSuJeff97 said: I could just watch and entire of show of Selena and Minna getting on each others' nerves. They are amazing together. Wow, talk about inhumane droning.
May 8, 20196 yr Loved the shot where Selina saw Andrew standing on side of the road during her escape from the embassy.
May 9, 20196 yr 13 hours ago, C-Man said: Loved the shot where Selina saw Andrew standing on side of the road during her escape from the embassy. Yeah, I called that last week. That boat sinks a lot.
May 9, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said: im curious if that was uncle jeff's swan song for this series ? i kinda hope so. i know i'm in the minority, but for me he's a 'small doses' type of character. minna however, i could watch an entire spinoff. she cracks me up.
May 10, 20196 yr On May 8, 2019 at 11:55 PM, Radical Larry said: The cast will be on Colbert tomorrow night. Man, Julia looked good.
May 10, 20196 yr On 5/6/2019 at 4:34 PM, Red Five said: Who the fuck is this asshole? I’m the governor of Iowa!! fuck me sideways with a side of ranch
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