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1 hour ago, Theo Huxtable said:

 

 

I actually do want this

Feel like I got a steal this year. Saw it earlier in the summer at Academy and put off buying it and couldn’t find it when I went to get my hunting license yesterday. Went to a different store and they had them on the clearance rack for $30.

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Where can I pick up a “We got butt fucked by a turtle”.....turtleneck?

How about just a t shirt v neck? Just asking for a friend.

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

This.

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The correct and only answer. 

You could also wear a hot pink shirt that says Texas Football on it to go along with the paper bag.  The bag needs horns, too.

I think the brown paper bag says Texas Football all by itself.

On 8/31/2018 at 2:23 PM, lonestar3 said:

Feel like I got a steal this year. Saw it earlier in the summer at Academy and put off buying it and couldn’t find it when I went to get my hunting license yesterday. Went to a different store and they had them on the clearance rack for $30.

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that IS a good deal.  which academy was it?

13 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

that IS a good deal.  which academy was it?

Mediums and larges over at the Brodie location. Smalls, XL's and XXL's over at the 35/William Cannon store.

49 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

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Only because my "Dump Deloss, Flush the John" t-shirt is MIA

Good greif

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Anyone found any Sugar Bowl gear that doesn't looks like shit?


Sue Patrick’s on Burnet had some Sugar Bowl T-shirt’s out. FYI.

I'm hesitant to buy bowl gear merch until we actually... you know... win the bowl game.

I'm hesitant to buy bowl gear merch until we actually... you know... win the bowl game.

Good call. Ran across my Shock the Nation Cotton Bowl shirt VS Miami the other day. May have to donate that one to goodwill or Africa. Worn once.

Quick question for the masses...can anyone tell me who the apparel vendor was on the concourse of the East side uppder deck?  I had my 5 yo son with me at the Iowa State game, and the vendor had a bunch of toy 18-wheelers for sale.  It was a replica of the Texas Football 18-wheeler.  He kept begging for one, and I kept telling him to put it on his Christmas list, you know, thinking I could easily find it online and get him one for Christmas.  I have looked at the Co-Op site, and the site through Texas athletics, and I cannot find the damn thing.  Any ideas where else I should look?  Or who might have been operating the booth? 

32 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:


Good call. Ran across my Shock the Nation Cotton Bowl shirt VS Miami the other day. May have to donate that one to goodwill or Africa. Worn once.

Lance Gunn was strong with the pimpness!  Keith Cash in the endzone.  Dick slapping Houston.  Fucking Miami.....

I'm waiting on the day after Christmas sales at Academy to stock up.

I'd like a one of those 3/4 pull overs or light jackets.    Any suggestions?

On 8/27/2018 at 11:20 PM, NoRagrets said:

This thread is depressing.

so how does CDC get us out of these shit contracts and into some better merch?

Hey, if he can just get Nike to get back to making their best-selling Texas hat ever, I'll be thrilled.

I’m hoping once we get to NO that we will find some well done T-shirts. And I’m always in the market for Polo’s with just a small logo on it. I wear those almost everyday. 

40 minutes ago, texashorn13 said:

Quick question for the masses...can anyone tell me who the apparel vendor was on the concourse of the East side uppder deck?  I had my 5 yo son with me at the Iowa State game, and the vendor had a bunch of toy 18-wheelers for sale.  It was a replica of the Texas Football 18-wheeler.  He kept begging for one, and I kept telling him to put it on his Christmas list, you know, thinking I could easily find it online and get him one for Christmas.  I have looked at the Co-Op site, and the site through Texas athletics, and I cannot find the damn thing.  Any ideas where else I should look?  Or who might have been operating the booth? 

https://www.amazon.com/University-Longhorns-Football-Diecast-Tractor/dp/B00H4DJZ52

 

Although it says it’s currently unavailable. 

5 minutes ago, rpspeed said:

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Can we get a slush fund going to buy out all of these and burn them in a grease fire somewhere?

2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Anyone found any Sugar Bowl gear that doesn't looks like shit?

Yeah, it's weird to me that there isn't any official Sugar Bowl gear in burnt orange.

Black and gray aren't our colors. They have stuff in Georgia's red. Our color is burnt orange. Fuck the other stuff.

43 minutes ago, texashorn13 said:

You are a saint...thank you.

Dm or tweet at CDC on the twitter machine. He’ll pass it along to one of his employees and get back to you. Amazon is out and eBay won’t arrive until after Christmas.  

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1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Would be better (and more accurate) with Dog being hooked by Bevo.

On ‎9‎/‎4‎/‎2018 at 6:12 PM, Deej said:

This.

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So what's the return policy on the paper bag?  I hope you kept the receipt.

1 minute ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

I got one of those the weekend of the WVU game from the Coop. Looks and feels great. Worth the expense.

You wear yours M-W, I'll take Th-Fr and we can alternate weekends.

I'm bummed that I didn't get the Nike Early Season polo (the one with the orange and a darker orange horizontal stripes) while they still had XL but I snagged a Columbia fishing shirt for $25 online. Those shirts are incredible and fit wonderfully.

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