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Stonehenge Builders Got Their Rocks Off... from 180 Miles Away?

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This has been speculated for some time now I believe.  All without a wheeled delivery device allegedly.

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They knew that the stones weren't from around the site, but now have pinpointed it.  Previously, leading candidates were within 50 miles or so (which is still a lot).  No other Neolithic site anywhere in Europe had stones from more than 10 miles.  Western Wales was on the map but there was no evidence to separate it from anywhere else with bluestones.

I'm telling you though, aliens did it.  I hope they're hot.

5 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

They knew that the stones weren't from around the site, but now have pinpointed it.  Previously, leading candidates were within 50 miles or so (which is still a lot).  No other Neolithic site anywhere in Europe had stones from more than 10 miles.  Western Wales was on the map but there was no evidence to separate it from anywhere else with bluestones.

I'm telling you though, aliens did it.  I hope they're hot.

Yeah saw a special on this a couple months ago. I thought they said they found the quarry site with a major degree of certainty.

19 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

They knew that the stones weren't from around the site, but now have pinpointed it.  Previously, leading candidates were within 50 miles or so (which is still a lot).  No other Neolithic site anywhere in Europe had stones from more than 10 miles.  Western Wales was on the map but there was no evidence to separate it from anywhere else with bluestones.

I'm telling you though, aliens did it.  I hope they're hot.

the kind with Boobs on their back as well as the front

52 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeah saw a special on this a couple months ago. I thought they said they found the quarry site with a major degree of certainty.

That actually is pretty old news from several years ago.

kinda unhinging though.

Just now, Armybrat said:

That actually is pretty old news from several years ago.

kinda unhinging though.

Well you were there, how did they do it?

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

That actually is pretty old news from several years ago.

kinda unhinging though.

Had they found the actual site, or had they just narrowed it down to the region where the stone must have come from ?

5 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Well you were there, how did they do it?

People power & log rollers - probably like the Egyptians

5 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Had they found the actual site, or had they just narrowed it down to the region where the stone must have come from ?

Saw a documentary that showed an archeologist at the original quarry.

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Saw a documentary that showed an archeologist at the original quarry.

Wouldn't it just be easier if you'd just tell us how you did it?

Did these guys wear Cutter t shirts and win a bike race?

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

That actually is pretty old news from several years ago.

kinda unhengeing though.

Fixed

1 hour ago, Dewey said:

Did these guys wear Cutter t shirts and win a bike race?

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People power & log rollers - probably like the Egyptians
Slavery gets shit done.

I think that the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.

the same aliens did this shit that did easter island.  aliens love big rocks. 

Some tart in the lake handing a bloke a sword is no way to determine who has authority over a people! The rocks HAVE TO BE BLUEEEEE they said.

On 2/19/2019 at 8:35 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

This has been speculated for some time now I believe.  All without a wheeled delivery device allegedly.

well duh, UFOs don't have wheels

Y'all are just assuming they took a few rocks from Wales to build Stonehenge. How would you react if I told you the rocks all started at Stonehenge, and they took all those rocks to Wales, except for a few that they left standing in a circle?

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Y'all are just assuming they took a few rocks from Wales to build Stonehenge. How would you react if I told you the rocks all started at Stonehenge, and they took all those rocks to Wales, except for a few that they left standing in a circle?

You're using your own product ?

4 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

You're using your own product ?

Hell no. I sell my own product so I can go buy the good shit.

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

Some tart in the lake handing a bloke a sword is no way to determine who has authority over a people! The rocks HAVE TO BE BLUEEEEE they said.

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Y'all are just assuming they took a few rocks from Wales to build Stonehenge. How would you react if I told you the rocks all started at Stonehenge, and they took all those rocks to Wales, except for a few that they left standing in a circle?

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On 2/19/2019 at 9:41 AM, SubliminalHorn said:

Well you were there, how did they do it?

3c30cfd1307493ceb6d2c47d6c715dcb--alien-

tractors and beams

You would think if it was some super advanced alien civilization that did this, they would have made something that looked a lot more cool instead of this piece of shit rock heap.

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2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You would think if it was some super advanced alien civilization that did this, they would have made something that looked a lot more cool instead of this piece of shit rock heap.

erosion's done its work:

stonehengedominos.jpg

15 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

well duh, UFOs don't have wheels

What if they used the UFOs...as wheels..?

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You would think if it was some super advanced alien civilization that did this, they would have made something that looked a lot more cool instead of this piece of shit rock heap.

Brah, do you not get the rustic design aesthetic ?

1 hour ago, texashorne said:

A discovery of this magnitude can't be taken for granite.

gneiss one.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You would think if it was some super advanced alien civilization that did this, they would have made something that looked a lot more cool instead of this piece of shit rock heap.

In fairness, it looked like this when the aliens left.

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But since humans have repeatedly shown the ability to fuck up a steel ball with a rubber hammer, you end up with what they have today.

On 2/19/2019 at 1:55 PM, futureman said:

the same aliens did this shit that did easter island.  aliens love big rocks. 

Then they got lazy and started making shapes in British farm fields. Next it will be butter sculpture.

Declining alien work ethic.

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