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48 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

That's a lotta dicks

but not a lot of depth...

2 hours ago, Bevo Num1 said:

Reading the URL alone made me believe she allegedly fucked a student and 17 cops.

Which would actually be a sound strategy for getting charges dropped.

33 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

but not a lot of depth...

Added all up, it's gotta be at 3 feet

 

My Spanish teacher was 70 years old and drank during class. She did she let us play Spades though.

3 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

My Spanish teacher was 70 years old and drank during class. She did she let us play Spades though.

I bet you wanted to give her the Ace of Spades  

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

In a row?  

 

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

That's a lotta dicks

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13 hours ago, ztejas said:

Well I mean she shouldn't teach high school anymore. 

Maybe bartending, real estate, bank teller, apartment leasing agent... um... only fans?

I don't know - help me out here. 

Run for Congress???

1 hour ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Run for Congress???

Only if she was giving him handjobs in public places.

"Señora Flores, I could use some more practice with, uh, 'tocar,' 'besar,' and, uh, I guess, 'amar.'"

--Oh Cortacañas, you already know those-- they conjugate like regular --AR verbs.

"Uhhh..."

--You DO remember --AR verbs?

"I guess I'm like a more of a learning by doing type of student..."

8 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

Aye carumba 

She would spank you for misspelling

¡Ay caramba!

…but perhaps that was part of your plan. 

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Only if she was giving him handjobs in public places.

Isn’t that a Garth Brooks song?

1 minute ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Another vantage point from that article 

 

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I mean, either vantage point looks pretty fucking good to me. 17 year-old me would certainly have had not problem with either. 

10 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

Isn’t that a Garth Brooks song?

She has sexual partners of low ages. 

41 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Another vantage point from that article 

 

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Still (would)

Who amongst us hasn't been molested by their horny Spanish teacher in high school?

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53 minutes ago, F250 said:

Who amongst us hasn't been molested by their horny Spanish teacher in high school?

Señor Martin was quite gentle

Just now, elfenix said:

Señor Martin was quite gentle

My horny Spanish teacher preferred to be called by Señorita despite the fact she was a white chick. I'm sorry that your experience involved a dong.

 

 

3 hours ago, F250 said:

My horny Spanish teacher preferred to be called by Señorita despite the fact she was a white chick. I'm sorry that your experience involved a dong.

 

 

Or happy for you (NTTIAWWT). 

On 2/28/2025 at 11:06 PM, F250 said:

Who amongst us hasn't been molested by their horny Spanish teacher in high school?

Mine was related somehow to Casteneda of Perry-Casteneda Library fame. She always said I had beautiful pronunciation 

On 3/2/2025 at 7:03 AM, AnTiM said:

Dulce is apparently well named.

This ol' teach rides just like a red & white hereford bull

Both in and out  the classroom

Yeah, senora Dulce sexes

She stands there in the classroom

Hot as the August sun.

She's sweatin & a pantin'

from all the work, that Johnny's done....

Oh no

She got them thighs, red lipstick stains....

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28 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

If this was a 15 y/o special edition student, thats beyond fucked up. I know not all students in special ed are special needs, but many are and this stinks badly of a fucked up human taking advantage of a young child.

A married Illinois special education teacher has been arrested for allegedly molesting a 15-year-old student during a tutoring session, according to prosecutors.

 

Christina Formella, 30, was busted in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove on Sunday — days after a student told police she molested him in a Downers Grove South High School classroom in December 2023.

 

Formella — who married her college sweetheart in August 2024 — also coached soccer at the school.

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37 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

The article talks about her being framed because she’s good looking. She’s not attractive. 

Yeah, 15 year old special ed students tend to be masterminds of the frame up grif. Given its been a year since the investigation started, Im sure the now 17 year old has kept the ruse up and fooled investigators.

 

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2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

If this was a 15 y/o special edition student, thats beyond fucked up. I know not all students in special ed are special needs, but many are and this stinks badly of a fucked up human taking advantage of a young child.

A married Illinois special education teacher has been arrested for allegedly molesting a 15-year-old student during a tutoring session, according to prosecutors.

 

Christina Formella, 30, was busted in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove on Sunday — days after a student told police she molested him in a Downers Grove South High School classroom in December 2023.

 

Formella — who married her college sweetheart in August 2024 — also coached soccer at the school.

school name checks out 

Just now, Bill Brasky said:

school name checks out 

We're both going to hell.

13 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

school name checks out 

damnit, thought I was sitting on a gold mine while reading that post. Beat to the punch

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“She claimed that one day, [the boy] had grabbed her phone unattended, had entered her passcode … had sent the message to his phone, had then deleted the message from her phone, and had saved it to his phone as blackmail,” court documents read.

 

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On 3/1/2025 at 12:06 AM, F250 said:

My horny Spanish teacher preferred to be called by Señorita despite the fact she was a white chick. I'm sorry that your experience involved a dong.

 

 

All three of my Spanish teachers were gringas.  Pero one was a red-headed Argie (or maybe Uruguayan) with a German surname and another was a blond Castilian.

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Yeah, 15 year old special ed students tend to be masterminds of the frame up grif. Given its been a year since the investigation started, Im sure the now 17 year old has kept the ruse up and fooled investigators.

 

Nope, mom just busted him

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The text messages were found Friday after the boy’s mother bought him a new phone. As they were setting it up, she logged into his iCloud account and discovered them

 

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

I know I shouldn’t…

She's a completely fucked up pos human... but... I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't 

Edited by BurntEyes

4 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

If this was a 15 y/o special edition student, thats beyond fucked up. I know not all students in special ed are special needs, but many are and this stinks badly of a fucked up human taking advantage of a young child.

A married Illinois special education teacher has been arrested for allegedly molesting a 15-year-old student during a tutoring session, according to prosecutors.

 

Christina Formella, 30, was busted in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove on Sunday — days after a student told police she molested him in a Downers Grove South High School classroom in December 2023.

 

Formella — who married her college sweetheart in August 2024 — also coached soccer at the school.

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Special Edition?   

Apparently she thought he was a King Ranch edition for sure.  

 

 

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Special Edition?   
Apparently she thought he was a King Ranch edition for sure.  
 
 
It's that optional extra chromosome that gives them more power than the base models
52 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Woof

I have no standards man, this is well established. 

22 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Special Edition?   

Apparently she thought he was a King Ranch edition for sure.  

Depending on the nature and degree of the disability, I'd probably lean towards the "Limited" or possibly the "Tremor" editions. 

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