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9 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

You sayin that motherfucker can vibrate through walls?

all business all the time. 

On 3/20/2025 at 11:58 AM, TwiceHorn said:

All three of my Spanish teachers were gringas.  Pero one was a red-headed Argie (or maybe Uruguayan) with a German surname and another was a blond Castilian.

My soph year in Spanish 2, our student teacher was a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader.  One of the guys in the class who was a senior started studying really hard and ramped up his class participation when she was teaching.   

At the time, it was one of the most pathetic displays of futility that I had ever seen.  

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

My soph year in Spanish 2, our student teacher was a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader.  One of the guys in the class who was a senior started studying really hard and ramped up his class participation when she was teaching.   

At the time, it was one of the most pathetic displays of futility that I had ever seen.  

I'm assuming that was before the days of TexAgs

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

My soph year in Spanish 2, our student teacher was a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader.  One of the guys in the class who was a senior started studying really hard and ramped up his class participation when she was teaching.   

At the time, it was one of the most pathetic displays of futility that I had ever seen.  

You miss a 100% of the shots you don’t take.

On 3/20/2025 at 10:03 AM, BurntEyes said:

If this was a 15 y/o special edition student, thats beyond fucked up. I know not all students in special ed are special needs, but many are and this stinks badly of a fucked up human taking advantage of a young child.

A married Illinois special education teacher has been arrested for allegedly molesting a 15-year-old student during a tutoring session, according to prosecutors.

 

Christina Formella, 30, was busted in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove on Sunday — days after a student told police she molested him in a Downers Grove South High School classroom in December 2023.

 

Formella — who married her college sweetheart in August 2024 — also coached soccer at the school.

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I've got some special needs.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

I've got some special needs.

You're a regular Surly poster. We are all special needs.

6 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

You're a regular Surly poster. We are all special needs.

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1 minute ago, Lhorn said:
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“Therefore, it is imperative that they demonstrate good judgment and good moral character. Ms. Yates’ decision to engage in sexual activity with a minor child and/or her decision to engage in oral and penetrative sex indicates that she lacks the good judgment and moral character necessary to be a registered nurse,” the statement on the April 25 suspension read.

Sounds like those folks don't know many nurses.

5 minutes ago, Lhorn said:
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The unsuspecting father and husband came home from his blue-collar job to discover his wife and son on the couch, completely naked. The 15-year-old ran out of the house but allegedly heard Yates explain that the child victim looked like his father when he was younger, the affidavit claimed.

The father then drove his son to his grandparents’ house, telling the boy he “ruined his life” while drinking beer on the drive over, according to the affidavit.

So Florida.

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She also asked the 15-year-old to rate her sexual performance, to which he replied, “Seven out of ten,” the affidavit read.

A concerned family member reported the incident to police after the boy’s father neglected to call cops,

So, so Florida.

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26 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

She also asked the 15-year-old to rate her sexual performance, to which he replied, “Seven out of ten,” the affidavit read.

Wait...what?

I would presume that, upon having sex with an older nurse, every single 15 year old male would rate the experience a solid "eleventeen."

On 3/1/2025 at 12:00 AM, elfenix said:

Señor Martin was quite gentle

Our Spanish 1 teach was also Senor Martin.

He would come up behind us put at our desks, put his hand on our shoulders, then you'd feel something else. 

He also wore a skeleton body suit on Dia de los muertos with no underwear.

Everyone complained but nothing ever happened. Early 90s I guess 

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29 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

So Florida.

So, so Florida.

Lol, the 7/10 is fantastic. That kid was born with rizz. 

Our Spanish 1 teach was also Senor Martin.
He would come up behind us put at our desks, put his hand on our shoulders, then you'd feel something else. 
He also wore a skeleton body suit on Dia de los muertos with no underwear.
Everyone complained but nothing ever happened. Early 90s I guess 

Were you dancin real close?
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait...what?

I would presume that, upon having sex with an older nurse, every single 15 year old male would rate the experience a solid "eleventeen."

Maybe 7 was the number of seconds he lasted. To which 15 year-old me would say, "Damn, you held out that long!?!"

Being a nurse, txputt has probably already unknowingly posted her tits/ass pics in the IPIHB forum. 

Also, her first name is Alexis.  It was her destiny to appear in "hot nurse stepmom" porn come to life.

Poor reporting because it could be read a couple different ways: "The father then drove his son to his grandparents’ house, telling the boy he “ruined his life” while drinking beer on the drive over, according to the affidavit."  

Imagine it like this:

Dad: Son, I can't believe it. You've ruined my life.

Son: I didn't you ruin your life, Dad. You did when you married that whore I was balls deep in fifteen minutes ago.

17 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Our Spanish 1 teach was also Senor Martin.

He would come up behind us put at our desks, put his hand on our shoulders, then you'd feel something else. 

He also wore a skeleton body suit on Dia de los muertos with no underwear.

Everyone complained but nothing ever happened. Early 90s I guess 

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She also asked the 15-year-old to rate her sexual performance, to which he replied, “Seven out of ten,” the affidavit read.

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You have to be careful with Florida nurses. They're more dangerous than the mainland variety. 

i’m naming my fantasy team “7/10” next year.

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39 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

She also asked the 15-year-old to rate her sexual performance, to which he replied, “Seven out of ten,” the affidavit read.

 

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1 hour ago, C-Man said:

So all those "step-this, step-that" pron vids on PornHub are actually documentary films?

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Yeah, that's why I watch them. Like anybody else, I like a pretty good documentary now and then. 

 

 

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Yeah, that's why I watch them. Like anybody else, I like a pretty good documentary now and then. 

 

 

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