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22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait...what?

I would presume that, upon having sex with an older nurse, every single 15 year old male would rate the experience a solid "eleventeen."

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5 hours ago, C-Man said:

So all those "step-this, step-that" pron vids on PornHub are actually documentary films?

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You have to be careful with Florida nurses. They're more dangerous than the mainland variety. 

Specially ones named Christy/Kristi.
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2 hours ago, Goredho said:

More evidence uncovered...

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You're trying to tell me this woman makes poor choices? I'm shocked. 

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It was the cruise ships in the bg that tipped you off, eh?

20 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

You're trying to tell me this woman makes poor choices? I'm shocked. 

I'm trying to say she's MS13 and needs to be deported to Cancun.

16 hours ago, Goredho said:

More evidence uncovered...

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I don’t want to victim blame here.

The father knew he married crazy. 
This wasn’t even his first rodeo as this was wife #2.

Live by the sword. Die by the sword.

 

The father is the victim in this story right?

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As it was foretold:

 

 

4 hours ago, Dnaguy said:


I don’t want to victim blame here.

The father knew he married crazy. 
This wasn’t even his first rodeo as this was wife #2.

Live by the sword. Die by the sword.

 

The father is the victim in this story right?

 

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I don’t want to victim blame here.
The father knew he married crazy. 
This wasn’t even his first rodeo as this was wife #2.
Live by the sword. Die by the sword.
 
The father is the victim in this story right?

I think she was trying to die by the sword.
2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


I think she was trying to die by the sword.

 

2 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Or at least the dagger. 


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Im sorry. The correct answer was ‘Rapier’.

 


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Im sorry. The correct answer was ‘Rapier’.
 

She was giving it up. The stepson wasn’t taking it.
5 hours ago, Superhero said:

I don’t think you understand the meaning of hot teacher. 

A hot mess....

3 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

A hot mess....

Now this is the avatar that story deserves.

To some teenagers, a hole is a hole.

I was never that type of teenager. I was patiently waiting for a 10…

 

 

 


 

 

Then I lowered my standards and ehh… 7s are okay too. 

There is an automatic 2 point upgrade given for being willing to have sex.  

11 hours ago, baboso said:

There is an automatic 2 point upgrade given for being willing to have sex.  

The handicap is fluid after 2 am.

Got to bed at 2 with a 10, then wake up at 10 with a 2.

Isn’t there an “Ugly trolls raping our young boys thread?”

This is the “Sexy, benevolent teachers making sweet, guilt free love to our young (practically adult) men” thread.  

Yikes, even in high school I think I might turn that down but not positive

On 5/5/2025 at 11:39 AM, Lhorn said:

Isn’t there an “Ugly trolls raping our young boys thread?”

This is the “Sexy, benevolent teachers making sweet, guilt free love to our young (practically adult) men” thread.  

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On 5/1/2025 at 12:21 PM, Goredho said:

More evidence uncovered...

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Hundred bucks says this is the before photo of the 3 day Carnival Cruise, to the Bahamas, that she was about to board.

5 hours ago, HeHateMe said:

Hundred bucks says this is the before photo of the 3 day Carnival Cruise, to the Bahamas, that she was about to board.

Bet.  Now pay up.  This was the before photo of the 3 day Carnival Cruise, to the Bahamas, that was about to board her.

My first thought was she was wearing the Scream mask so they did not have to see her face...the real version is worse.

4 hours ago, crash_davis said:

The last 2 fugly teachers killed my boner.

I’m not saying she’s a 10… but the last chick was rude as hell. And seemed decent enough / like fun when younger and crazy ….and less ‘eyes white shut’ meets Mary Kay Letourneau crazy.

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