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Besides a whiskey, I think we will require a little respect. . . . If you care to turn around, you will see what we looked like when we was younger and the people around her wanted to make us senators. What we didn’t put up with back then was doddlin’ service, and as you can see, we still don’t put up with it.

Girls yourself. Ain't Christmas neither.

What are you talkin’ about? You don’t even like money. You like money even less than you like fun, if that’s possible.

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I won’t say I did and I won’t say I didn’t, but I will say that a man who wouldn’t cheat for a poke don’t want one bad enough.

Don't let the Indians get you while we're gone

“Lorie darlin', life in San Francisco, you see, is still just life. If you want any one thing too badly, it's likely to turn out to be a disappointment. The only healthy way to live life is to learn to like all the little everyday things, like a sip of good whiskey in the evening, a soft bed, a glass of buttermilk, or a feisty gentleman like myself.”

Won't say that I did and won't say that I didn't, but a man who won't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough.

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Ain't much of a crime, whackin' a surly bartender 

a man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough

It aint dyin I'm talking about, it's livin. 

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