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15 minutes ago, housious said:

What a valuable spend of police resources. Make a bunch of old dudes apologize for getting rub and tugs after a months long investigation. 


They might have encountered the rub and tug in the service of a much larger investigation. 

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4 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

You should be made to apologize for using the word "spend" like that. Jeezus.

Spend your mom

2 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


They might have encountered the rub and tug in the service of a much larger investigation. 

Just letting the small fish go because of all of the much larger human trafficking indictments that came out of the investigation

1 hour ago, housious said:

What a valuable spend of police resources. Make a bunch of old dudes apologize for getting rub and tugs after a months long investigation. 

I think you are be short sighted here.  The investigation was actually centered around black market supply of law enforcement grade weaponry, utilities and devices to underworld entities that pose a large threat to society.  

The cache of black market inventory was pretty impressive and these threats are no longer headed for our streets:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

I think you are be short sighted here.  The investigation was actually centered around black market supply of law enforcement grade weaponry, utilities and devices to underworld entities that pose a large threat to society.  

The cache of black market inventory was pretty impressive and these threats are no longer headed for our streets:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Dammit.  Next thing you know they’re going to go peepee in our Cokes 

5 hours ago, housious said:

Spend your mom

“Your mom was spent after I was done with her” would have been the proper Surly response.

This forum is in dire need of a continuing education program, what with all the misused nomenclature that abounds here.

38 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

“Your mom was spent after I was done with her” would have been the proper Surly response.

This forum is in dire need of a continuing education program, what with all the misused nomenclature that abounds here.

This was a bad spend of valuable vocabulary. You're going to need to word better to reach these folks.

6 hours ago, housious said:

What a valuable spend of police resources. Make a bunch of old dudes apologize for getting rub and tugs after a months long investigation. 

anybody know what the proper plural form of rub and tug is?

rub and tugs? rubs and tug? rubs and tugs? thx in advance.

4 hours ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

I think you are be short sighted here.  The investigation was actually centered around black market supply of law enforcement grade weaponry, utilities and devices to underworld entities that pose a large threat to society.  

The cache of black market inventory was pretty impressive and these threats are no longer headed for our streets:

 

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Chinese donuts look pretty crappy.

47 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Miracle that Kraft whipped the charges

3.50

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

So in the end he got off?

Thrice 

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

“Your mom was spent after I was done with her” would have been the proper Surly response.

This forum is in dire need of a continuing education program, what with all the misused nomenclature that abounds here.

Tough crowd today

On 3/5/2019 at 8:13 PM, NowThis said:

did anything arise or come of it? 

besides in his pants?

4 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

anybody know what the proper plural form of rub and tug is?

rub and tugs? rubs and tug? rubs and tugs? thx in advance.

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On ‎3‎/‎8‎/‎2019 at 8:31 AM, mycox said:

I'm pretty damn liberal.

It must suck to be someone that has to pay for a handjob because you can't get laid. Go for it, but that isn't me for me and I find it disgusting. Just do it at a legit place and not one of those shady massage parlors.

Outside of Nevada and some foreign countries, I'm unaware of these "legit" places.   For someone who's getting laid a lot by regular chicks, you sure seem up to speed on the handjob industry. 

anybody know what the proper plural form of rub and tug is?
rub and tugs? rubs and tug? rubs and tugs? thx in advance.


RAT but not RAT’s. As in, Bob Craft lead the league with 87 RAT.
3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Outside of Nevada and some foreign countries, I'm unaware of these "legit" places.   For someone who's getting laid a lot by regular chicks, you sure seem up to speed on the handjob industry. 

You wear sandals with jeans. Seems like you are one of those guys that pay.

4 minutes ago, mycox said:

You wear sandals with jeans. Seems like you are one of those guys that pay.

Naw, man.  I've got great feet. 

If a dallas cowboy had been busted for this they would get a 10 week suspension, lets see what penalty, if any, krafts best buddy goodell gives him...

Kraft isn’t worried about the criminal charges.  He’s not getting jail time and the fine will be less than pocket change to him. His worry is being suspended for 1/2 season or more, by the nfl.  

I expect that Kraft and his family are going to announce that he has been diagnosed with dementia and that he is voluntarily stepping down as day to day decision maker.  He will hope to get sympathy from the nfl.  And who knows, that might be true about him. He wouldn’t be the first old guy to lose it after losing his wife.

I don't disagree about having to come up with some excuse to avoid NFL suspension, but this isn't a guy that will win a dementia argument

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On 3/19/2019 at 7:19 PM, TommyGufano said:

anybody know what the proper plural form of rub and tug is?

rub and tugs? rubs and tug? rubs and tugs? thx in advance.

A Deadspincomment nailed it:

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

11 hours ago, Mach 1 said:

I don't disagree about having to come up with some excuse to avoid NFL suspension, but this isn't a guy that will win a dementia argument

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He looks to be under the illusion that this woman loves him because he’s a good looking guy. Same as a the sex slaves. They all like him. 

What's involved in the NFL suspension of an owner?  Does that just mean they can't be around the team?

Unless one has a billion dollars, there is no such thing.

What's involved in the NFL suspension of an owner?  Does that just mean they can't be around the team?

I dont think they can sit in the box at the game.

Man I bet that guy really wants to go get a handjob but is too nervous right now.

On 3/19/2019 at 12:54 PM, housious said:

What a valuable spend of police resources. Make a bunch of old dudes apologize for getting rub and tugs after a months long investigation. 

Well I think they were following the trafficking angle above what you stated. When that fell flat , they settled for what we have, “old dudes.....”. It’s a risk reward deal for law enforcement. 

Yeah I'm gonna guess they knew from the absolute beginning there was no sex trafficking. They wanted headlines.

So can we expect this sweeping reform of rub n tugs to extend to the rest of the country? Asking for a friend

So can we expect this sweeping reform of rub n tugs to extend to the rest of the country? Asking for a friend


No worries. Your mom is ready to retire. She’s just in it because it sparks joy for her.

I dont think they can sit in the box at the game.
I'm sure he will figure something out.

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