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Just once can't one of the fucking people say "i got a hand job.  get over it and move on."

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

Statement from Kraft:

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this release must mean they know the video is ultimately going to be made public.

3 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

 


No worries. Your mom is ready to retire. She’s just in it because it sparks joy for her.

 

Thank god, we're all ready for her to retire. The jerking off was still good, but her arthritis was starting to impact the massages and she can't have that.

Thank god, we're all ready for her to retire. The jerking off was still good, but her arthritis was starting to impact the massages and she can't have that.

Your aunt, with the Parkinson’s tremors tho....she’s got folks lined up around the block.

So, who’s going to watch the vid when it shows up?

6 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

So, who’s going to watch the vid when it shows up?

If I want to watch a white dude get jerked off I'll just do it in front of the mirror. 

5 hours ago, PilotsError said:

Just once can't one of the fucking people say "i got a hand job.  get over it and move on."

And this was the perfect guy to do just that. Just tell everyone to fuck off, including the NFL if they have a problem with it. The 24 hour news cycle would take care of the rest.

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Surprised the cops haven’t leaked it yet

This. I used to be a DA and one of our municipalities had a mayor who owned a radio station and related website on which body cam videos of the execution of search and arrest warrants were available almost immediately to view. 

Never mind that I constantly reminded the shithead we might actually have to pick a jury in one of these cases 

7 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

No worries. Your mom is ready to retire. She’s just in it because it sparks joy for her.

 

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If I want to watch a white dude get jerked off I'll just do it in front of the mirror. 

So that’s a yes for you.
20 hours ago, maninblack said:

Whole thing is bullshit. Cops gonna cop

Forgive my ignorance but is it true the sex trafficking thing was BS?  I haven’t been following this thread.   

19 minutes ago, SDG said:

Forgive my ignorance but is it true the sex trafficking thing was BS?  I haven’t been following this thread.   

There was traffic on the street in front of the buildings where dudes were paying for sex.  

19 minutes ago, SDG said:

Forgive my ignorance but is it true the sex trafficking thing was BS?  I haven’t been following this thread.   

Cops were running a much larger sting operation to catch trafficking at these “spas.” I’m guessing this spa turned out to have non-trafficking prostitutes but they still caught Kraft paying for sex on video. 

5 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Cops were running a much larger sting operation to catch trafficking at these “spas.” I’m guessing this spa turned out to have non-trafficking prostitutes but they still caught Kraft paying for sex on video. 

Oh that must be why the twitter SJW died down so quick.  

13 hours ago, tbone_ said:

So, who’s going to watch the vid when it shows up?

Your mom?

(am I doing that right?)

7 hours ago, SDG said:

Oh that must be why the twitter SJW died down so quick.  

And Kraft’s boner.

  • 2 weeks later...
10 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

First, I want to know what in the name of all that's holy justified the tens, more likely hundreds of thousands of dollars spent on installing video cameras.  Then we can talk about the ludicrous ruse.  Cops have been busting johns for 100 years without benefit of CCTV. 

And what in the blue fuck does watching rubbing and tugging have to do with human trafficking?

First, I want to know what in the name of all that's holy justified the tens, more likely hundreds of thousands of dollars spent on installing video cameras.  Then we can talk about the ludicrous ruse.  Cops have been busting johns for 100 years without benefit of CCTV. 
And what in the blue fuck does watching rubbing and tugging have to do with human trafficking?

It’s a complex policy issue, with a lot of push-pull.
9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


It’s a complex policy issue, with a lot of push-pull.

Some give and take?  A little come and go?

Weird defense that the cops were overzealous but then again Kraft isn't as worried about the criminal case but rather the NFL.

I still bet that the NFL suspends him got 4-8 games next year*. Which I believe means that he isn't allowed to attend practices or games. I'm not sure if/how the owner is suspended from team decisions during that time.      * it could be the following season if he really wants to drag this out.

On 3/23/2019 at 6:35 PM, Brisketexan said:


Your aunt, with the Parkinson’s tremors tho....she’s got folks lined up around the block.

What she can do with those hands that Mary Ann.

Wtf good does it do to suspend an owner from a game?

8 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Some give and take?  A little come and go?

Lots of ins and outs, and ass to mouth.  Wait . . . did I just take it too far?

On 4/3/2019 at 5:22 PM, TwiceHorn said:

First, I want to know what in the name of all that's holy justified the tens, more likely hundreds of thousands of dollars spent on installing video cameras.  Then we can talk about the ludicrous ruse.  Cops have been busting johns for 100 years without benefit of CCTV. 

And what in the blue fuck does watching rubbing and tugging have to do with human trafficking?

nothing..  but dumb fucks tend to do dumb fuck things.

On 3/23/2019 at 10:39 AM, Sleepygrad said:

So can we expect this sweeping reform of rub n tugs to extend to the rest of the country? Asking for a friend

No more yanky your wanky.

Wtf good does it do to suspend an owner from a game?
yeah, that’s some stupid shit.
Lots of ins and outs, and ass to mouth.  Wait . . . did I just take it too far?

You’re so repressed.
25 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

You’re so repressed.

Well, I’m married, so . . . .

  • 2 weeks later...
24 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

A video just of Kraft receiving a hand job or blow job is not evidence of prostitution. They will need to release evidence of him offering to pay for it.

17 minutes ago, po elvis said:

A video just of Kraft receiving a hand job or blow job is not evidence of prostitution. They will need to release evidence of him offering to pay for it.

That's the part of the video when the asian chick takes the wallet out of the pants and gets some cash, I mean I'm guessing it is.

That just seems really over the top.  WTF are these prosecutors doing?

A video just of Kraft receiving a hand job or blow job is not evidence of prostitution. They will need to release evidence of him offering to pay for it.

Well he paid for the massage. The handy was free based on his stunning good looks and charm.

Boston's always been obsessed with the Yankees. 

26 minutes ago, 'stache said:


Well he paid for the massage. The handy was free based on his stunning good looks and charm.

Just 'cause you fall for that line, don't go thinkin' you can sell it here.

Sucky sucky? Me love you long time. Ten dolla.
No thanks, I'd rather fuck Mitzi Gaynor.
2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Prosecutor, buddy no.

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