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Wait a minute.  1 is your #1? She looks like their mom.  4 could be the dad. 

The one on the far right is Jay Leno

 

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3 hours ago, tjhooker said:

Wait a minute.  1 is your #1? She looks like their mom.  4 could be the dad. 

no shit, guy has vision problems.  It's clearly 

7, 1, 5, x 

20 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Try the entirety of human history. The demand for cooch, and the demand for people to move to the greatest country in the world, will never go away.

I mean, we could elect Trump to a 2nd term and then under his incompetence and idiocy no longer be a country anyone wants to go to any more. That could help solve the problem. That seems to be Trump's strategy: Make the country such a shitty place to be that nobody wants to come here any more.

Take this stupid shit and your cry baby ass to the cloak room with rest of the cry baby circle jerk offs in there 

15 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

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1,4,3,2

Are you using the opposite-world method?

4, 1, 2, 3. Randy method, duh.

 

btw - far right is Steve Vai's wife. She doesn't look bad for a woman in her 50s.

Edit - Actually, I don't think that's her. Vai's wife replaced far right in the band at some point. Nevermind.

 

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44 minutes ago, ajax said:

Are you using the opposite-world method?

4, 1, 2, 3. Randy method, duh.

 

btw - far right is Steve Vai's wife. She doesn't look bad for a woman in her 50s.

Edit - Actually, I don't think that's her. Vai's wife replaced far right in the band at some point. Nevermind.

 

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I bet she gets tired of having to fight off...

 

all the 12 year old boys that want to talk guitar with Steve.

i don't understand why the massage girls just don't run the fuck out the door to a local church or get a job at the Publix.  

No worries for Kraft.

He can add Ken Starr to his legal team.  He did wonders for the Baylor rapists and the Briles gang of abettors and Jeff Epstein with his kiddie corps - billionaire, Florida, illicit snatch...all the same. 

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53 minutes ago, NowThis said:

i don't understand why the massage girls just don't run the fuck out the door to a local church or get a job at the Publix.  

They don’t know where they are, don’t speak the language and have been threatened and brainwashed. 

17 minutes ago, Kiss said:

Sanctuary doesn't work. They'll be homeless and still a sex worker. 

and post here  😉  

2 hours ago, NowThis said:

i don't understand why the massage girls just don't run the fuck out the door to a local church or get a job at the Publix.  

Because they are 100% certain that their families will be tortured and killed if they do.

Not sure I buy this story. Lots of memes, jokes, innuendo about sex slavery and insults, but few facts. Palm Beach County is incredibly corrupt. This story seems too much like an internet meme. 

Love how the media is portraying the sex trafficking with this like he’s part of it lol.  He got a rub and tug the offense is a ticket.   Also if they have cam footage of all this for months inside the place the people wouldn’t be illegal cause they were working with authorities the whole place was a setup and filming,.......  

Love how the media is portraying the sex trafficking with this like he’s part of it lol.  He got a rub and tug the offense is a ticket.   Also if they have cam footage of all this for months inside the place the people wouldn’t be illegal cause they were working with authorities the whole place was a setup and filming,.......  

Well, he IS a part of it. If you create demand for a product/service, then you’re creating the market that traffics in it.
It’s exactly like how people who eat guacamole are driving the avocado growing and shipping business.
Except, you know, this is with sex slaves. Instead of delicious guacamole.
7 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Has to be a New York newspaper.

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Well, he IS a part of it. If you create demand for a product/service, then you’re creating the market that traffics in it.
It’s exactly like how people who eat guacamole are driving the avocado growing and shipping business.
Except, you know, this is with sex slaves. Instead of delicious guacamole.

But the shop was a setup so how would anyone actually working there be illegal?   Also I’m guessing not all these places are hiring just illegal sex trade girls.   So saying he’s a part of it by going is a bit of a stretch 

9 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Love how the media is portraying the sex trafficking with this like he’s part of it lol.  He got a rub and tug the offense is a ticket.   Also if they have cam footage of all this for months inside the place the people wouldn’t be illegal cause they were working with authorities the whole place was a setup and filming,.......  

They're saying he got a rub and tug, but a few things bother me on the story, the biggest being they make some statements, blow it into an international sex trafficking ring, and Kraft apparently was in Massachusetts when all this stuff in Florida went down. They didn't catch him on the table with his pants down like Moe Green. All I'm saying is this story is too much like the last fifty "big stories" that have come out. Outrageous story followed by three minutes of hate, followed by revelation of things that mean the original story was wildly inaccurate, followed by press burying the story to move on to the next outrageous thing. There are more actual facts revealed in an episode of Supernatural than in a modern media story. 

But the shop was a setup so how would anyone actually working there be illegal?   Also I’m guessing not all these places are hiring just illegal sex trade girls.   So saying he’s a part of it by going is a bit of a stretch 

You should be aware that if you’re getting a cheap rub and tug, especially from a non-native born person....it’s almost certainly via human trafficking. No, not 100% of them...but the vast majority. Seriously. If you are shopping for an Asian rub and tug, it is very, very likely that you’ll get it from a victim of human trafficking.
As to the facts and evidence in this specific case, of course we will have to wait and see. But the scenario described is textbook human trafficking.

I always get uncomfortable when they talk about a "Sex Sting". Sounds like a really nasty case of syphilis. 

Love how the media is portraying the sex trafficking with this like he’s part of it lol.  He got a rub and tug the offense is a ticket.   Also if they have cam footage of all this for months inside the place the people wouldn’t be illegal cause they were working with authorities the whole place was a setup and filming,.......  

 

It almost certainly wasn’t law enforcement doing the filming.

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it

1 hour ago, Richard Kimball said:

They're saying he got a rub and tug, but a few things bother me on the story, the biggest being they make some statements, blow it into an international sex trafficking ring, and Kraft apparently was in Massachusetts when all this stuff in Florida went down. They didn't catch him on the table with his pants down like Moe Green. All I'm saying is this story is too much like the last fifty "big stories" that have come out. Outrageous story followed by three minutes of hate, followed by revelation of things that mean the original story was wildly inaccurate, followed by press burying the story to move on to the next outrageous thing. There are more actual facts revealed in an episode of Supernatural than in a modern media story. 

Thanks, Jussie.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


Well, he IS a part of it. If you create demand for a product/service, then you’re creating the market that traffics in it.
It’s exactly like how people who eat guacamole are driving the avocado growing and shipping business.
Except, you know, this is with sex slaves. Instead of delicious guacamole.

So you're saying that Bob Kraft should have stuck his dick in guacamole?

what's this you say?  the nfl has another black eye?

how many eyes does the nfl have?

9 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

At first, I thought maybe you were using the JT method, but then I realized the Randy and JT methods produce the same outcome.  

Bob Kraft agrees with your ranking.

Well... the criteria is the same one I use in real life more or less. Essentially, I look for an unrepentant dirty freak who might whisper something in my ear during sex like "Hurry up before daddy comes home". With that  in mind, I ranked them going from Left to Right. Also I like brunettes and #1 looks like she might take it up the butt too.   
 

does he have the money to hire some good legal help? do you think he walks? 

4 minutes ago, NowThis said:

does he have the money to hire some good legal help? do you think he walks? 

It’ll be a close shave. If he does walk, it will be by a razor thin margin. 

As for good legal help, he will have the best a man can get. 

I heard getting a massage in Jupiter is out of this world...

They don’t know where they are, don’t speak the language and have been threatened and brainwashed. 
They aggy?
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
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So you're saying that Bob Kraft should have stuck his dick in guacamole?
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34 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’ll be a close shave. If he does walk, it will be by a razor thin margin. 

As for good legal help, he will have the best a man can get. 

cheesy reply, do you think there are holes in his case? 

So you're saying that Bob Kraft should have stuck his dick in guacamole?

He’s better than that. He doesn’t mix Mexican and continental.
6 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

They don’t know where they are, don’t speak the language and have been threatened and brainwashed. 

Their passports have been confiscated, family back home has been threatened, ...

Love how the media is portraying the sex trafficking with this like he’s part of it lol.  He got a rub and tug the offense is a ticket.   Also if they have cam footage of all this for months inside the place the people wouldn’t be illegal cause they were working with authorities the whole place was a setup and filming,.......  

The headlines and articles I’ve seen describe that he got caught “as part of” of sex trafficking sting. It’s pretty clear he’s not being accused of running the operation and is just one of several found to have paid for illegal services. That too is a pretty serious crime. And the fact that it was an actual sting says this almost certainly is true trafficking, not entrepreneurial madams.
16 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Love how the media is portraying the sex trafficking with this like he’s part of it lol.  He got a rub and tug the offense is a ticket.   Also if they have cam footage of all this for months inside the place the people wouldn’t be illegal cause they were working with authorities the whole place was a setup and filming,.......  

Yep. The coverage is hilarious, but this is the era of the soapbox. Kraft’s a widower looking to get his rocks off, yawn. 

Does a dangerous avocado black market exist because they're illegal? Or can you walk into any grocery store and buy them?

On February 22, 2019 at 5:32 PM, Beau Vine said:

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Sum Ting Wong.

Did her sister fly that airplane?

16 hours ago, DanRydell said:

 

It almost certainly wasn’t law enforcement doing the filming.

So law inforcment was working with sex traffic girls then and just let them keep going for months??  Ok..... 

Just now, Hook1997 said:

So law inforcment was working with sex traffic girls then and just let them keep going for months??  Ok.....   that makes sense lol

 

So law inforcment was working with sex traffic girls then and just let them keep going for months??  Ok..... 


That’s literally the opposite of what I said.
But the shop was a setup so how would anyone actually working there be illegal?   Also I’m guessing not all these places are hiring just illegal sex trade girls.   So saying he’s a part of it by going is a bit of a stretch 


Where is the confirmation that law enforcement was doing the filming? Obviously makes some sense, but I hadn’t seen that and don’t want to assume anything.

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