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cramming meth up your ass during gay sex seems like a bad idea

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3 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Well?  Is it?  

Asking for a friend. 

Just out of curiosity, is your friend a bit of an iconoclast? 

Homophobic post is homophobic. 

Csb I knew a chick when I was in college who would buy Contac cold capsules, dump the contents out and fill them with meth or crank as it was called back then. She’d stick them up her ass while she was at work.  I think she’s probably dead by now.  And no I didn’t stick MY crank in her ass.  

Edited by Judge Roybeanbag

Sounds like he really bottomed out.

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Csb I knew a chick when I was in college who would buy Contac cold capsules, dump the contents out and fill them with meth or crank as it was called back then. She’d stick them up her ass while she was at work.  I think she’s probably dead by now.  And no I didn’t stick MY crank in her ass.  

Stevie Nicks?

I suppository that this is a bad idea.

Rectum, hell damn near killed him.

30 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

I suppository that this is a bad idea.

Well if want 'em to work you really gotta  pack those fuckers deep. Dude was just helping out a buddy...?

3 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Csb I knew a chick when I was in college who would buy Contac cold capsules, dump the contents out and fill them with meth or crank as it was called back then. She’d stick them up her ass while she was at work.  I think she’s probably dead by now.  And no I didn’t stick MY crank in her ass.  

Which restaurant did she cook at?

Is there a better way to do meth when your rawdogging strange dudes on grinder?

8 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Which restaurant did she cook at?

Was the food any good? Enchiladas maybe...Yum

Edited by Crusher

1 minute ago, Crusher said:

Was the food any good?

Did her meth farts affect her coworkers and customers?

53 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Which restaurant did she cook at?

No idea.  I just know she lived in some old apartments on Penny Lane in North Austin next door to a friend of mine.  I know it was Penny Lane because I somehow briefly came into possession of the street sign.  

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Is there a better way to do meth when your rawdogging strange dudes on grinder?

I haven't found one.

What about during straight sex?

1 hour ago, Hate said:

What about during straight sex?

Would a dildo be involved? Just asking for a friend...

2 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

No idea.  I just know she lived in some old apartments on Penny Lane in North Austin next door to a friend of mine.  I know it was Penny Lane because I somehow briefly came into possession of the street sign.  

Penny Lane is in my ears and up my butt
There beneath the blue suburban [rhymes with butt]

So what is coke in the butt called, colon blow?

Asking for JT.

Edited by Armybrat

25 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

So what is coke in the butt called?

 

A waste of good blow.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

So with booze it's called buttchugging.  What is this called?

Iconoclasting

4 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

No idea.  I just know she lived in some old apartments on Penny Lane in North Austin next door to a friend of mine.  I know it was Penny Lane because I somehow briefly came into possession of the street sign.  

I’m not sure when this was, but you’ll be happy to know Penny Lane still has plenty of chicks who’d stick meth up their ass. 

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

So with booze it's called buttchugging.  What is this called?

Fissure Basting 

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

So what is coke in the butt called, colon blow?

Asking for JT.

Sex with a stripper.

 

How did this not happen in  Florida?

Dude was married with a couple of kids....awkward doesn’t begin to describe it.

5 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

So with booze it's called buttchugging.  What is this called?

Analysis.

When the companion arrived, Burrous allegedly answered the door fully nude, and had set up the room with “DJ style” lighting, S&M toys, lubrication jelly and a massage bench. The two men allegedly engaged in various forms of sexual activities.

At some point during the meeting, 43-year-old Burrous allegedly inserted a “rock” of crystal meth into his body.

He then allegedly gave his companion a syringe full of GHB and a bottle of Gatorade. The two became intimate again, and Burrous allegedly used another “rock” of meth before engaging in more sexual activity.

The report states Burrous also used “poppers,” an amyl nitrite inhaled that produces a euphoric effect.

Burrous allegedly told his companion he was feeling fine until the man noticed him making a strange noise, and flipped him over to realize Burrous had vomited inside his S&M mask.

 

This guy knows how to party.

Let's not forget this was 1:30 pm on a weekday. Can you imagine this freak on a weekend day after the sun went down?

 

 

 

 

8 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Let's not forget this was 1:30 pm on a weekday. Can you imagine this freak on a weekend day after the sun went down?

 

 

 

 

The freaks come out at night?

38 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Let's not forget this was 1:30 pm on a weekday. Can you imagine this freak on a weekend day after the sun went down?

 

 

 

 

Dude had a wife and kids.  Most likely his weekends are taken up with errands to Beth, Bad, and Beyond...maybe Home Depot if there is time. 

5 hours ago, Parliament said:

Burrous allegedly told his companion he was feeling fine until the man noticed him making a strange noise, and flipped him over to realize Burrous had vomited inside his S&M mask.

giphy.webp

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