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cramming meth up your ass during gay sex seems like a bad idea

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18 hours ago, Armybrat said:

So what is coke in the butt called, colon blow?

Asking for JT.

Boofing.

Dead serious.

Edited by Cajun

He was like a hybrid of these two gentlemen...

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That's Cosmo.  He's Chinese.

29 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Boofing.

Dead serious.

Well, am not surprised it’s a real thing these days.

i know for a fact that hookers in Mexico during the 1950s & ‘60s used to shake up a Coca Cola and douche with it after a “session” with a Juan.

I’d like to buy a whore a coke after keeping her company.

15 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Well, am not surprised it’s a real thing these days.

i know for a fact that hookers in Mexico during the 1950s & ‘60s used to shake up a Coca Cola and douche with it after a “session” with a Juan.

It's not "these days", been goin' on for awhile.

People talk about Stevie Nicks doing it b/c she burned a hole in her septum snorting it, but apparently that's false.

However, Rod Stewart bragged about having done it in his memoirs.

I knew a bunch of guys when I worked at the rehab who loved keistering hydros. (and yes, that's what they called it, "keistering".

Edited by Cajun

4 hours ago, Hate said:

Dude had a wife and kids.  Most likely his weekends are taken up with errands to Beth, Bad, and Beyond...maybe Home Depot if there is time. 

I'll take Beards for $500 Alex  . . .

 

 

 

That's Cosmo.  He's Chinese. 

 

 

Probably peed on rugs all over town too.

This is the guy that's responsible.

Edited by Cajun

39 minutes ago, Cajun said:

This is the guy that's responsible.

Que?

I was attempting to quote The Dude, but that's not exactly what he said.

I think it was more like, "This is the guy who should compensate me for the fucking rug!"

Edited by Cajun

Gimpaphobic post is gimpaphobic.

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Dude had a wife and kids.  Most likely his weekends are taken up with errands to Beth, Bad, and Beyond...maybe Home Depot if there is time. 

Actually, as I understand it, he worked on weekends. He was on camera Saturdays and Sundays and wasn’t really seen during the week.

6 hours ago, Cajun said:

He was like a hybrid of these two gentlemen...

gimp-ee54e5b3c86ab254c06b88b8c67b46dda44

alfred-1200x500.jpg

 

That's Cosmo.  He's Chinese.

He put peepee in Mexican prostitute douche Coke? 

All in all from a layman's pov (no pun intended) that had to be one wrecked lower GI. 

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