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No. I’m good with steak this time. Thanks.

 

 

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Speaking of...what’s better, Steak 48 or Mastros?

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

I wouldn’t eat vagina past rare.

This guy knows his vaginas.

I mean, it depends, are we talking about Elizabeth Hurley or some lot lizard?

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Shouldn't this definitely go in the Steel Shank thread?

4 hours ago, Landomatic said:

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Speaking of...what’s better, Steak 48 or Mastros?

Mastro's > Steak 44*.  *I'm in Scottsdale.  Both are very good, but you can't fuck with the original.  Warm Butter Cake FTW.  

can't believe that Vagina and "the Dugout" are in the same screen grab and no one is teeing off on it

13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Shouldn't this definitely go in the Steel Shank thread?

Is the vagina dry as fuck?

12 hours ago, HeHateMe said:

Mastro's > Steak 44*.  *I'm in Scottsdale.  Both are very good, but you can't fuck with the original.  Warm Butter Cake FTW.  

Strongly disagree. I think Mastro’s has lost a step and Steak 44/48 has gotten stronger. My last meal at a Mastro’s (City Hall) was totally forgettable. Have eaten at 44/48 over a dozen times since and I’m never disappointed.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Is the vagina dry as fuck?

Is it your mom's?

Well, I've heard it said that Steak 48 is a home base of sorts for high-end escorts, so thread title is appropriate.

Steak 48 and the bar at the Four Seasons are two Houston locations where I'm pretty sure I've seen more high end escorts than I've ever seen in Vegas.

On 2/24/2019 at 9:57 PM, HeHateMe said:

Mastro's > Steak 44*.  *I'm in Scottsdale.  Both are very good, but you can't fuck with the original.  Warm Butter Cake FTW.  

Maple and Ash opening there this summer.  It will blow both of those away.  Tons of eye candy too.  

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17 hours ago, MidTexHorn said:

Steak 48 and the bar at the Four Seasons are two Houston locations where I'm pretty sure I've seen more high end escorts than I've ever seen in Vegas.

I'd say the same about MAstros.  The night I went there it was the highest concentration of super model level escorts I have ever seen anywhere.  I would also say the steaks are equal and sides are great at both places.  It depends on what you want for atmosphere.  I personally don't like the loud ass band and atmosphere at Mastros as much unless it's just me and the wife for dinner. If you're going with couples and want to talk Mastros is a bad fit.  if it's a birthday dinner for an 11 year old Mastros is not a great fit.  Steak 48, or any of the other 50 awesome steak options in Houston for those types of events. 

14 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Maple and Ash opening there this summer.  It will blow both of those away.  Tons of eye candy too.  

Yes!  Danny Grant bringing Maple and Ash to his home state.  Very excited for this one, but rumor has it that it will open in the fall not summer.  Probably wouldn't matter, but I think they want to make a splash durning high season not hot season.

22 minutes ago, HeHateMe said:

Yes!  Danny Grant bringing Maple and Ash to his home state.  Very excited for this one, but rumor has it that it will open in the fall not summer.  Probably wouldn't matter, but I think they want to make a splash durning high season not hot season.

Well I just got done boozing w David Pisor.  He insists on summer.  Either way I skip AZ until fall.  But it’s gonna be amazing 

2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Well I just got done boozing w David Pisor.  He insists on summer.  Either way I skip AZ until fall.  But it’s gonna be amazing 

Even better for me!

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