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Don't call me Shirley.

Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.

When will you be back?

I can't tell you. It's classified.

It was a rough place. The seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.

There’s juice in the fridge, you can let yourself out the back. 

 Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol!

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

Listen Kid, I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him the weather briefing]
Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...

On 3/30/2018 at 7:40 PM, Wild Bill said:

Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home.

 

Jim never vomits at home....

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