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Playoffs have started.  not sure how I feel about this single elimination system.

Atlanta beat NE.

FC Dallas taking on Seattle now.

Pretty mucn over already. Had Seattle winning on my bracket though, so good for me I guess.

Closer than I’d have liked today but fuck it, survive and advance. Guzan and Barco came up big. Hope Parkhurst is ok.

Good job by the defender to watch Morris jump up and head it without any kind of challenge. 

Good job by the defender to watch Morris jump up and head it without any kind of challenge. 


Lotta guys watching soccer on that play

Morris is one of the most out of shape professionals I’ve ever seen. When that fatass scores a hat trick you know it’s not a great league. 

Well that was a fun game to watch. Smart of Seattle to just waste the clock now, no way they add back as much time back as they're wasting now.

FC Dallas vs Seattle putos is insane right now. This ref sucks and again fuck you Seattle bitches

24 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Reggie Cannon is really good. Hope he goes to Europe and gets minutes. 

He shouldn't have been up front for so long. He's been gassed. Mosquera should have been on sooner

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

Well that was a fun game to watch. Smart of Seattle to just waste the clock now, no way they add back as much time back as they're wasting now.

Fuck Seattle and emerald City cocksuckers 

Fucking Acosta doing his bullshit again. 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Handball

That was bullshit

Yeah crazy game all around. 

Edited by MillerEP

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

All you can eat pizza tonight for Morris. 

It's not like the USMNT is worth a shit. I say let him eat all the pizza he wants. Maybe it will get Gerg fired faster. 

Fuck Jordan Morris and fuck Seattle again. Also fuck pro referees

41 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Going to OT. Wild match.

this was off the charts crazy.  Philly advances.

Anyone care about the LA MN match?  Watching on tv.  My son's there.  MN dominating, but nil nil going into the half.

Banged up Atlanta vs a Philly team that spent a lot of energy to comeback, played 120 minutes and gets one fewer day of rest.

Toronto vs NYCFC Wanderers at a different baseball stadium. 

El Trafico playoff edition

also Seattle and Salt Lake play I guess.

Matarrita with one of the dumbest fouls in MLS history and Pozuelo goes Panenka on the PK in the 90th minute to win it for Toronto. Atlanta-Philly winner hosts Eastern Conference Final

Ibra is such a fucking legend. 

The last three MLS Cup winners and the best regular season team in MLS history are your final four. Not bad if you're the league.

The last three MLS Cup winners and the best regular season team in MLS history are your final four. Not bad if you're the league.


Any of the finals matchups will be really good/great. But Atlanta and Martinez vs LAFC and Vela is really the matchup MLS wants to market.
Banged up Atlanta vs a Philly team that spent a lot of energy to comeback, played 120 minutes and gets one fewer day of rest.
Toronto vs NYCFC Wanderers at a different baseball stadium. 
El Trafico playoff edition
also Seattle and Salt Lake play I guess.


We found another way to kind of win ugly but I’ll take it. Lil Mikey Ambrose answered the call and El Rey delivered another jaw dropper to seal it. Our back line makes me nervous as hell but we survived and advanced.

That chip shot by Gressel was mwah.

Toronto beat us 3-2 in the regular season. Payback time.
On 10/25/2019 at 12:51 AM, shnsajax said:

 


Any of the finals matchups will be really good/great. But Atlanta and Martinez vs LAFC and Vela is really the matchup MLS wants to market.

 

MLS’s dream final ain’t happening. Seattle spanked LAFC 3-1. I can’t stand Seattle. 

MLS’s dream final ain’t happening. Seattle spanked LAFC 3-1. I can’t stand Seattle. 


Yep, Seattle has been hot. 1 game, who the fuck knows. Seattle deserved it tonight.
MLS’s dream final ain’t happening. Seattle spanked LAFC 3-1. I can’t stand Seattle. 


Yep, Seattle has been hot. 1 game, who the fuck knows. Seattle deserved it tonight.
On 10/25/2019 at 12:51 AM, shnsajax said:

 


Any of the finals matchups will be really good/great. But Atlanta and Martinez vs LAFC and Vela is really the matchup MLS wants to market.

 

MLS’s dream final ain’t happening. Seattle spanked LAFC 3-1. I can’t stand Seattle. 

On 10/25/2019 at 12:51 AM, shnsajax said:

 


Any of the finals matchups will be really good/great. But Atlanta and Martinez vs LAFC and Vela is really the matchup MLS wants to market.

 

MLS’s dream final ain’t happening. Seattle spanked LAFC 3-1. I can’t stand Seattle. 

27 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

MLS’s dream final ain’t happening. Seattle spanked LAFC 3-1. I can’t stand Seattle. 

Yep, Seattle has been hot. 1 game, who the fuck knows. Seattle deserved it tonight.
 
27 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

MLS’s dream final ain’t happening. Seattle spanked LAFC 3-1. I can’t stand Seattle. 

Yep, Seattle has been hot. 1 game, who the fuck knows. Seattle deserved it tonight.
 

It's not just that Seattle won it's that they were just significantly better. Ruidiaz was the best player on the field. It all has me worried for tonight. Toronto is well coached and will be organized and Pozuelo can absolutely be the best guy on the field. Should be wild.

Agree on Seattle being way better last night. I'm a huge LAFC honk, but the Sounders definitely deserved it.

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