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It's really hard to get banned from Canada.  

Just now, Lobo said:

It's really hard to get banned from Canada.  

Won’t a dwi do it?

It was domestic violence, not (exclusively, perhaps) blow? That's a whole lot less funny.

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Because we really needed another Johnny Douchebag thread.

It's sort of the perfect thread title for the next phase of his life.  This should get us through the next several years of Manziel mishaps.  Mishaps seems a bit trivial for domestic violence, drug addiction, and the eventual headline that he died penniless in a hotel room 5 miles outside of Reno.  

10 minutes ago, Lobo said:

It's really hard to get banned from Canada.  

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1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

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Deadspin did a nice little encapsulation: https://deadspin.com/something-happened-with-johnny-manziel-and-theyre-not-s-1832939934

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Manziel said last summer that we was required to see a therapist every week, attend mandatory doctor visits, and submit lithium tests each month. Before the CFL allowed Manziel’s first club, the Hamilton Tiger-Cats, to sign him last June, they conducted an “assessment by an independent expert on domestic violence (the CFL has a formal policy on violence against women), a review by legal counsel, and an in-person discussion conducted by the Commissioner.”

The Alouettes said they were “disappointed” by the CFL’s decision, also noting, “We worked with the league and presented alternatives to Johnny, who was unwilling to proceed.” He had two years left on his contract when he was cut.

All of which is to say that the circumstances around Manziel’s sudden release are quite mysterious. Neither the club nor the league will say what Manziel did, or even what he was not allowed to do when he signed. For his part, Manziel seems like he is now going to try to play in the United States, and he recently expressed interest in the Alliance of American Football. However, it would seem overly harsh to cut Manziel and ban him from the league simply for exploring other employment opportunities.

 

As noted, I imagine the conditions included therapy, taking his meds, and abstaining from drugs and alcohol and I imagine he violated some or all of these conditions designed to curb domestic violence or other misbehavior.

So JFF is one of only three people to ever be banned from the CFL. Lmao. One was actually Ray Rice (but he never played the CFL just said he could never play after the elevator incident). The other was Justin Cox who was banned after being arrested a third time for domestic violence. 

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.thecomeback.com/international/johnny-manziel-cfl-journey-banned-from-league.html

9 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

no. no it isn't. very few of my friends can get into canada. i'm not even going to try.

Yea tried to go for a soccer game a few years ago. Bunch of my buddies couldn't get in. Was not a fun trip

4 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Yea tried to go for a soccer game a few years ago. Bunch of my buddies couldn't get in. Was not a fun trip 

Y'all know some degenerates. Fun crowd, though, I'm sure.

37 minutes ago, Lobo said:

It's really hard to get banned from Canada.  

Eh, take off, hoser.

Goo, let me start by asking you not to go on a rant because of this question. There is a Johnny Manziel thread that has been very active since this news broke 3 hours ago. Why the new thread?

Please, if anyone has the link to Rapaport's (I think) video commentary of JFF's 4 interception outing with Montreal please post it.  It seems to have been scrubbed from the internet.

Texagsubscriber said:
AAF bound?

I bet the AAF goes after him HARD

 

 

Lilly Biucci
 
AG
 
Bob Stoops has seen first hand how good Johnny can be. I wouldn't be surprised to see him give JFF a chance on the Dallas XFL team. I'd certainly go to some of those games.
 
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3 minutes ago, Rusty Shackelford said:

Damn, why does Canada have to be so full of hate?  

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If you want to see JFF threads there are a bunch on TexAgs.  I'd stir the pot but I got banned until mid March.

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

Yea tried to go for a soccer game a few years ago. Bunch of my buddies couldn't get in. Was not a fun trip

you can? 😁

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

Aggies all over Canada canceling hotel rooms and booking early flights home.  

That guy is gonna be sooo pissed. 

 

“Comeback SZN” (or however it’s spelled)  apparel is going to be all over sub Saharan Africa. 

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I was assured by Looch that Kliff was going to give him a shot in the desert.  If Rosen sucks he could even be starting before the end of the year.

he'd be a hit with the upcoming XFL Houston team

5 minutes ago, NowThis said:

he'd be a hit with the upcoming XFL Houston team

Definitely would be in XFL Dallas 

 

 

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I appreciate when news items are posted on their own. I'm not exactly following a fucking Johnny Manziel thread. 

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This was about 5 years ago. Haven't tired to go again
That guy is gonna be sooo pissed. 
 
“Comeback SZN” (or however it’s spelled)  apparel is going to be all over sub Saharan Africa. 
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Because we really needed another Johnny Douchebag thread.
Derka knew there was another thread but derka wanted his own thread.
6 hours ago, Lhorn said:

That guy is gonna be sooo pissed. 

 

“Comeback SZN” (or however it’s spelled)  apparel is going to be all over sub Saharan Africa. 

I think it’s Cum Back SZN. And Johnny and Billy are going to keep practicing.

5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I think it’s Cum Back SZN. And Johnny and Billy are going to keep practicing.

Ah, the old kim kardashian story

13 hours ago, Bullneck said:
Texagsubscriber said:
AAF bound?

I bet the AAF goes after him HARD

 

 

Lilly Biucci
 
AG
 
Bob Stoops has seen first hand how good Johnny can be. I wouldn't be surprised to see him give JFF a chance on the Dallas XFL team. I'd certainly go to some of those games.
 
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Good god, that poster's handle is lilly biucci. 

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15 hours ago, housious said:

Won’t a dwi do it?

yeap, counts as a felony, therefore typically disqualifies one from entry w/o any exemptions

7 hours ago, markstanco said:
15 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:
Because we really needed another Johnny Douchebag thread.

Derka knew there was another thread but derka wanted his own thread.

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8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

I think it’s Cum Back SZN. And Johnny and Billy are going to keep practicing.

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aggy over @ texags saying he purposely tested positive for drugs and sodomized huskies & eskimos to get kicked out so he could play ball in XFL.

18 hours ago, Lhorn said:

“Comeback SZN” (or however it’s spelled)  apparel is going to be all over sub Saharan Africa. 

What's the name of the sub Saharan African football team he'll be playing for now?

5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

yeap, counts as a felony, therefore typically disqualifies one from entry w/o any exemptions

I thought their PM said everyone was welcome?

and if you want to go, why not just walk across somewhere other than a designated crossing?

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