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#2

Ok, the story says the driver posted the video saying this what you get for an 89 cent tip. So I guess he saw inti the future what the tip was going to be and dipped his nuts before delivery.

 

#5

“The company issued a refund for the tainted food.”

lulz

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#14
3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Ok, the story says the driver posted the video saying this what you get for an 89 cent tip. So I guess he saw inti the future what the tip was going to be and dipped his nuts before delivery.

 

Most food delivery services have it so you tip when you order. The driver knows the tip ahead of time which probably causes more food tampering these days.

#15
3 minutes ago, F250 said:

Most food delivery services have it so you tip when you order. The driver knows the tip ahead of time which probably causes more food tampering these days.

Or this wasn't his first delivery there. Could have screwed him the last time.

#17
1 hour ago, F250 said:

Most food delivery services have it so you tip when you order. The driver knows the tip ahead of time which probably causes more food tampering these days.

It's gotta be expensive to drive your own car for that so they probably need to know ahead of time to decide if they want to take it or not. I don't get why this guy was pissed when he obviously accepted the order knowing the tip. 

If you have people driving you food... Tip adequately. Or else go get it yourself. 

#18

I always tip in cash. That way they don't have to report it if they don't want to.

#23
10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Anyone who orders a hot dog at a restaurant deserves that.

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#24
7 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

It's gotta be expensive to drive your own car for that so they probably need to know ahead of time to decide if they want to take it or not. I don't get why this guy was pissed when he obviously accepted the order knowing the tip. 

If you have people driving you food... Tip adequately. Or else go get it yourself. 

But, but, but, in Europe....

#26
12 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Ok, the story says the driver posted the video saying this what you get for an 89 cent tip. 

 

man imagine what you can get for ten bucks!

#27
26 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Anyone who orders a hot dog at a restaurant deserves that.

 

This happened at "The Dime Cafe" in Modesto... perhaps he should have ordered the Confit de Canard instead.

 

 

#29

I don't wanna live in a country where letting my jewels take a hot cilantro and onion bath is considered a felony. 

#30

Why would you enter in such a cheap ass tip ahead of time? That's fucking stupid. If you're an awful cheap bastard, it's better to tip $0 on the app, driver will think you're going to tip cash.

 

#34

Lol. They caught him because he posted the video online. Here's a key part of the story -

The company issued a refund for the tainted food

Imagine you're the people that ate the salsa.

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#35
32 minutes ago, ajax said:

Lol. They caught him because he posted the video online. Here's a key part of the story -

 

 

Imagine you're the people that ate the salsa.

Seeing that dudes mug has to make it worse. He doesn't like like the type to keep his junk under regular maintenance.

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#36
1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

This is why you always tip the pizza guy.

I used to work at a pizza place in high school. I saw a driver take several pieces of garlic bread and wipe his balls and dick before wrapping it up for delivery. During the process he said "I had sex with my girlfriend an hour ago, here is some smegma."

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#37
24 minutes ago, F250 said:

Seeing that dudes mug has to make it worse. He doesn't look like the type to keep his junk under regular maintenance.

It's Tennessee, maybe he considers a salsa dip part of regular junk maintenance.

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#39
22 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

It's Tennessee, maybe he considers a salsa dip part of regular junk maintenance.

The acids in the salsa kill off the nut sack bacteria, I guess.

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#40
12 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

So you shouldn't do this? 

Well, if you do it, don't video it and post it online.

#41
1 hour ago, F250 said:

I used to work at a pizza place in high school. I saw a driver take several pieces of garlic bread and wipe his balls and dick before wrapping it up for delivery. During the process he said "I had sex with my girlfriend an hour ago, here is some smegma."

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Hope you reported him to management so the jerk would be fired.

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#42
Just now, Armybrat said:

Hope you reported him to management so the jerk would be fired.

The manager was present and just told him now you have garlic butter on your balls.

 

#44
2 hours ago, F250 said:

I used to work at a pizza place in high school. I saw a driver take several pieces of garlic bread and wipe his balls and dick before wrapping it up for delivery. During the process he said "I had sex with my girlfriend an hour ago, here is some smegma."

Ever work at a popsicle place?

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#45
1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Jesus Pepperoni Christ.

It was an independent pizza place where the manager made enough money to pay his rent for a rundown 1 bedroom apartment. He wasn't what you would normally consider management material.

#47
6 hours ago, F250 said:

I used to work at a pizza place in high school. I saw a driver take several pieces of garlic bread and wipe his balls and dick before wrapping it up for delivery. During the process he said "I had sex with my girlfriend an hour ago, here is some smegma."

tenor.gif

 

This man should die a slow painful death. What. The. Fuck. 

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#48
1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

This man should die a slow painful death. What. The. Fuck. 

A little background with this story. The customer received two lasagna orders but claimed the driver forgot the garlic bread. Customer stiffed driver of a tip before calling to complain. Driver answered phone when customer called and demanded more lasagna with garlic bread, driver claimed garlic bread was delivered. Customer bitched out driver on phone and demanded manager.

Driver had to return to drop off additional garlic bread and lasagna, so he gave them some extra cheese.

 

#49
On 2/28/2019 at 7:52 PM, F250 said:

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So he quit selling weed?

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