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Can anyone size this up for me? It would be much appreciated.

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3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Can anyone size this up for me? It would be much appreciated.

There you go, Vert.

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14 minutes ago, Netzer said:

There you go, Vert.

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You did a little better than I did. Well done. Vertigo, Netzer did great with that big GIF. 

2 minutes ago, Mikegundy'sMullet said:

You did a little better than I did. Well done. Vertigo, Netzer did great with that big GIF. 

Thanks. Your post popped up a tenth of a second before I submitted mine.

Yeah, the GIF is quite big with 98 frames. I ended up reducing the colors to 64 and cutting out every second frame.

On 3/26/2018 at 8:05 AM, WBT said:

Anyway to turn them off for the work computer?

This please

On 3/26/2018 at 8:05 AM, WBT said:

Anyway to turn them off for the work computer?

This please

5 hours ago, Netzer said:

There you go, Vert.

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Thanks sir! I regret that I have but 1 rep to give.

Edited by Vertigo

'lil help for an old?  Please and thanks.

 

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Edited by BottleRocket

22 minutes ago, BottleRocket said:

'lil help for an old?  Please and thanks.

 

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Your present GIF is very wide for the square box. I cropped it and shrunk it. Shrinking it lost a little resolution, but it’s worth trying it out. 

Turd Ferguson is hard to fit in the circle with the big hat and all. 

How do we switch to a square avatar?

edit-never mind, it happened on it's own.

Edited by Sandman
fucking hell

I can't get my still picture to load on Tappa. I loaded it to my tappa profile, but it won't show up on Surly.e7e2d0a2c571d3d071f2e9273bd6bf88.jpg

 

 

On 3/25/2018 at 10:23 AM, UnivTex34 said:

 

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I understand the need for limits on avatar size, but an exception should be made for UnivTex34, right? I usually stop and watch it for 3-4 loops everytime I see it.

Fucking a... So I haven't figured posting pictures out yet. It's the gif of the team dancing on the sidelines during the WVU game and Williams was doing the duck walk. I seriously would appreciate the help getting my old avi back. 

 

Fuck you KM making this incredible inconvenience in my life! 

2 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Can't get the gif compressed to where it needs to be and clarity gets shitty the smaller it sets. I can haz help??

http://i.imgur.com/DvJ7srj.gif

 

You tried to compress a 35 MB behemoth. File size limit is 500 kB. Here are two versions.

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5.5 mb is way too large for an avatar. A few of those and it would slow down the site considerably. Here's an edited 2 mb version. No one wants to watch De Niro in that scene.
 
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Pure sex right there.

Bob has marked "hiding avatars" off of his to-do list but I'm not seeing how that can be done. Halp?

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

Bob has marked "hiding avatars" off of his to-do list but I'm not seeing how that can be done. Halp?

Select "no avatar" in the theme drop-down menu at the bottom of the page.

Does that work for mobile users? 'Cause I'm on a desktop and it's having no effect, still seeing avatars.

9 minutes ago, DCLonghorn said:

It worked. I may not be an old after all!

How in the fuck do you edit a post on this infernal machine?

Edited by DCLonghorn

11 hours ago, DCLonghorn said:

Posted 11 hours ago (edited)

How in the fuck do you edit a post on this infernal machine?

Edited 11 hours ago by DCLonghorn

lulz

  • 3 months later...

Trying to upload an avatar, used multiple pictures all under the file size, and also tried posting the link to the image. I keep getting an error. Any idea on why?

 

Thanks in advance....

On 3/31/2018 at 2:47 PM, Sandman said:

How do we switch to a square avatar?

edit-never mind, it happened on it's own.

I liked the round a bit better...

  • 7 months later...

is there an site you can use to make your photos (specifically photos uploaded from iphone into the photo library in itunes/on macbook) into the correct size to upload as an avatar here? 

not sure how/why the one i currently have as an avatar worked, but none of the others work/will upload ... too big:

"file was larger than the maximum file size of 499.712kb, and was skipped."   

maybe i'm just not remembering how i did it with the current one

link it or post it and we can resize it for you

  • 2 weeks later...
On 4/2/2019 at 5:43 PM, retread said:

link it or post it and we can resize it for you

here's some.  i have no idea if this is a 10 second process or something more complicated.  many thanks and internet points awarded in advance.

IMG-2874.jpg

 

IMG-1700.jpg

 

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And I think I’m small enough but I get this error message ...

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I even screen shot captured the above picture which was even smaller than the original I posted.

Help please :sadface:

9 hours ago, troph said:

And I think I’m small enough but I get this error message ...

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I even screen shot captured the above picture which was even smaller than the original I posted.

Help please :sadface:

Thought it was just me.

 

I get the same error as troph. I need an adult please.

Here is the image I'm trying to use:

imgur

  • 2 weeks later...

Same error. I've resized jpg to 12kb and 111x111. Tried tapa, safari and chrome. No bueno. 

This is a photo of the wife's ass in UT hook'em panties... in case that speeds up a fix and whatnot. 

  • 2 weeks later...

Just found the forum again after a long hiatus. Trying to upload my avatar using Chrome and getting the above error posted by troph.

 

imgur

Mine worked then I tried to use a higher res pic and it failed twice I’ll fix later but for now it should be an upgrade.

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