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7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Microwave burn is a thing. When I'm reheating leftovers, particularly Chinese food, I take it slow at a lower setting. Meat, veggies, and mushrooms all reheat at different rates. The #4 setting on my microwave alternates between 16 seconds on and 16 seconds off. I wrap my dish in plastic wrap and give it a few minutes on 4. Then I'll let it sit and steam for a couple minutes, give it a stir, then repeat the process. Then I'll give it a final zap for 30 seconds to make sure it's good and hot and stays good and hot. 

I'm still pissed that my last order of Hunan Chicken only had three mushrooms in it. 

Heyzeus if you're gonna spend that amount of time just warm it up on the fucking stove.  Will taste better too.

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Yeah if you are spending that much time reheating old rice, you’re doing something wrong. Just make some instant.

5 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Heyzeus if you're gonna spend that amount of time just warm it up on the fucking stove.  Will taste better too.

Wrong. It takes 10 minutes and change, only dirties one dish, and tastes as good as fresh. The rice steams hot without having to mix it with sauce. I hate drowning the rice in sauce. 

23 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I rarely let people see what's in my music mix, because I have pretty much every song in the catalog of a one-hit wonder band, except of course for the one hit. But dammit, Katrina and the Waves was a goddamned great pub band once upon a time. And guitarist Kimberly Rew wrote a whole slew of great stuff as a solo artist, too, not to mention his work with Soft Boys (along with Robyn Hitchcock, who was himself great).

Ice, Ice, Baby has its place 2 minutes out of the year, just sayin.  

On 5/16/2019 at 11:00 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Microwave burn is a thing. When I'm reheating leftovers, particularly Chinese food, I take it slow at a lower setting. Meat, veggies, and mushrooms all reheat at different rates. The #4 setting on my microwave alternates between 16 seconds on and 16 seconds off. I wrap my dish in plastic wrap and give it a few minutes on 4. Then I'll let it sit and steam for a couple minutes, give it a stir, then repeat the process. Then I'll give it a final zap for 30 seconds to make sure it's good and hot and stays good and hot. 

I'm still pissed that my last order of Hunan Chicken only had three mushrooms in it. 

I'm always surprised at how few people know that stuff reheats way better, and keeps most of its original consistency, at a lower setting and longer amount of time.

On 5/16/2019 at 10:00 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Microwave burn is a thing. When I'm reheating leftovers, particularly Chinese food, I take it slow at a lower setting. Meat, veggies, and mushrooms all reheat at different rates. The #4 setting on my microwave alternates between 16 seconds on and 16 seconds off. I wrap my dish in plastic wrap and give it a few minutes on 4. Then I'll let it sit and steam for a couple minutes, give it a stir, then repeat the process. Then I'll give it a final zap for 30 seconds to make sure it's good and hot and stays good and hot. 

I'm still pissed that my last order of Hunan Chicken only had three mushrooms in it. 

You cheap bastard savages need to get a steam oven and say goodbye to your microwaves. 

The fuck are these leftovers you people keep talking about? 

<——— fatass. 

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5 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

I'm always surprised at how few people know that stuff reheats way better, and keeps most of its original consistency, at a lower setting and longer amount of time.

But most importantly, in something other than a microwave.

 

22 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It takes 10 minutes and change, only dirties one dish, and tastes as good as fresh. The rice steams hot without having to mix it with sauce. I hate drowning the rice in sauce. 

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Can't blame ya really, your a bucks fan.  I'll contend that there is not one thing reheated in microwave that tastes better than reheated on stove.  It just doesn't exist.

If you're reheating rice, cover it with a wet paper towel and microwave it on whatever setting you want. It's comes out perfect. 

12 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

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Can't blame ya really, your a bucks fan.  I'll contend that there is not one thing reheated in microwave that tastes better than reheated on stove.  It just doesn't exist.

Lecture me, Husker, you icon of taste and sophistication. 

Na, y'all already got your hands full with with weiners and stuff sounds like.  I'll be nice.

On ‎5‎/‎17‎/‎2019 at 10:11 PM, mulletpelini said:

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Can't blame ya really, your a bucks fan.  I'll contend that there is not one thing reheated in microwave that tastes better than reheated on stove.  It just doesn't exist.

Hot Pockets.

lava freaking hot right next to solid ice cold.  no idea how they manage to get that to happen. 

 

5 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

why the fuck would you reheat a hot pocket

to kill the dead bacteria inside.

On 5/16/2019 at 6:02 PM, Jkwellborn said:

Yeah if you are spending that much time reheating old rice, you’re doing something wrong. Just make some instant.

Who the fuck eats instant rice?

It only takes 20 minutes to make the real stuff. If you cannot wait that long start sooner.

 

On 5/3/2019 at 12:44 PM, elfenix said:

the turks used ketchup and mayo

 

Hmm. I always thought I was of welsh descent.

 

 

On 5/15/2019 at 1:19 PM, Asithappens said:

The song "Pressure Drop" was written by Toots Hibbert (of Toots and the Maytals), who also coined the term "reggae" (reggay).

 

 

Toots and the Maytals rule.

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I find Impractical Jokers to be far more entertaining than it actually is. 

Good show. 

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I have hemmoroids that are tearing the ass out of me.  Fucking a.

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

I have hemmoroids that are tearing the ass out of me.  Fucking a.

This isn't the kind of ass off that we're interested in. 

9 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

You getting enough fiber?

Apparently not.  I’ve had roids before, but never really painful like this.

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Apparently not.  I’ve had roids before, but never really painful like this.

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These worked for me.

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I have hemmoroids that are tearing the ass out of me.  Fucking a.

NowThis never complained about hemorrhoids, just saying.

10 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I have hemmoroids that are tearing the ass out of me.  Fucking a.

Get some of these. You can thank me later. 

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11 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I have hemmoroids that are tearing the ass out of me.  Fucking a.

 

i posted the same thing in the old age sucks thread.  is yours leaking?  because mine is leaking fecal matter and the smell is worse than anything i've ever farted.  it's terrible.

2 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Leaking Roids is not a good band name.

It is if you're a Barry Bonds tribute band.  Their debut album "Nelson Bighetti.  I Played with Dave Righetti.  Call me Big Head" went to #19 on the Billboard

2 hours ago, PilotsError said:

 

i posted the same thing in the old age sucks thread.  is yours leaking?  because mine is leaking fecal matter and the smell is worse than anything i've ever farted.  it's terrible.

You sure you have hemorrhoids and not a fistula?

Doctor can't see me until Wed but from everything I've read online it sounds like a roid.

15 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

Doctor can't see me until Wed but from everything I've read online it sounds like a roid.

Dr. Facebook.

16 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

Doctor can't see me until Wed but from everything I've read online it sounds like a roid.

Sucks man. Could also be an ‘anal fissure’ which is similar but a bit further up. 
Hang tough and get well soon

3 hours ago, PilotsError said:

 

i posted the same thing in the old age sucks thread.  is yours leaking?  because mine is leaking fecal matter and the smell is worse than anything i've ever farted.  it's terrible.

Not fecal matter but a combo of fluid and blood.  I have a wad of TP stuck in my ass crack.  Fuck me.

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Urgent Care sounds like an appropriate choice for a "fecal matter" leaking anal protrusion.

20 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Not fecal matter but a combo of fluid and blood.  I have a wad of TP stuck in my ass crack.  Fuck me.

Pain+blood is usually an anal fissure or ruptured hemorrhoid

Pain+nasty drainage suggests an abcess or hemorrhoids so swollen that stool is leaking.

Both you unfortunates need to see a surgeon (colorectal) to properly diagnose and treat.

Meanwhile, fiber supplements, warm tub soaks, topical lidocaine.  Avoid anal receptive intercourse.  $3.50

This thread does not fuck (at least this last part).

 

Back to microwaves.  Butter loves to melt, but not burn, at 40% power.  Cheeses and soups like 50-70%.  

What kind of doc do you see for roids?

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2 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

What kind of doc do you see for roids?

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7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

What kind of doc do you see for roids?

Colorectal surgeon aka proctologist

1 minute ago, Gambrinus said:

Colorectal surgeon aka proctologist

Seems if I'm in med school decided what to specialize in, proctologist would be pretty damn far down the list.

I think you mean phrenologist, they feel and interpret the size of Walt's asshole.

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