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Can’t recall if I have posted here or another board before but The OC is a badass tv show.

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8 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


No love for long sleeves?

Apparently no patience either.

14 hours ago, Nivek said:


Nice design. Always appreciate engineers who design engines to have oil poured on them.

That's why you take it in for service. They have racks that flip the cars over to change oil. Shakes them dry, too.

I wear mismatched socks probably 4 days a week

18 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said:

Sometimes I just want a mild breakfast burrito, not a hot one.

Is that like a clean Sanchez?

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

I wear mismatched socks probably 4 days a week

So do basic white girls doing it for "fashion". 

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

I wear mismatched socks probably 4 days a week

Eh, as long as they feel the same.

 

And you probably got another pair just like them, right?

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

I wear mismatched socks probably 4 days a week

Trivial things that make me surly... doing laundry, almost always when someone else in the family does it, and I get one stray sock back.

 

I’m not Flea.  I wear them 2 at a time, motherfuckers...  where the hell is the other one?

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26 minutes ago, slorch said:

Trivial things that make me surly... doing laundry, almost always when someone else in the family does it, and I get one stray sock back.

 

I’m not Flea.  I wear them 2 at a time, motherfuckers...  where the hell is the other one?

Dryer at it. 

41 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

So do basic white girls doing it for "fashion". 

That's a thing?

58 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Eh, as long as they feel the same.

Yup. Match them by thickness, not by color.

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1 hour ago, slorch said:

Trivial things that make me surly... doing laundry, almost always when someone else in the family does it, and I get one stray sock back.

 

I’m not Flea.  I wear them 2 at a time, motherfuckers...  where the hell is the other one?

Yep this past weekend doing laundry I found 17 socks with no damn pair. I just need to start buying plain dress socks 

5 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

I wear mismatched socks probably 4 days a week

I bet my socks match less than once every 10 days.  I'm fucking terrible at keeping sock pairs together.  Every year I get a bunch for Christmas, and then they just end up in a mismatched hell.

Just got back from a three day business trip and forgot to pack extra underwear.

13 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Just got back from a three day business trip and forgot to pack extra underwear.

You don't have any at home? Maybe do a wash. 

I bet my socks match less than once every 10 days.  I'm fucking terrible at keeping sock pairs together.  Every year I get a bunch for Christmas, and then they just end up in a mismatched hell.

I buy all of mine to be identical. I don’t have to worry about it.

Y'all don't tie one sock around the other when you take them out of the dryer?

I clicked on a advertisement link on FB and bought something. Never, ever, EVER done that before. I feel so used.

Nothing to be embarrassed about. Great products are advertised on there.

18 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

I wear mismatched socks probably 4 days a week

My housekeeper would be fired if she couldn’t sort my socks any better than that.

Pretty disrespecttful calling your mom your housekeeper. 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Pretty disrespecttful calling your mom your housekeeper. 

I've called his mom worse.

On 1/29/2019 at 5:28 PM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I like Kenny Chesneys older hits. 

I did too. I sometime use him as a roadmap for how country music went awry. His early stuff resembles the style of classical country (i.e., "good" country for those of us who used to like it) and his later stuff went way to the "pop music" side of country (i.e., crappy wannabe country) which set the stage for today's craptastic nonsense that for some reason is still considered part of the country-western genre. There should be a new genre for the diarrhea that gets spewed on country stations today. Redneck Bubblegum is what I'd call it.

5 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

There is a sock company devoted to it.  LittleMissMatched.

Sounds stupid.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I did too. I sometime use him as a roadmap for how country music went awry. His early stuff resembles the style of classical country (i.e., "good" country for those of us who used to like it) and his later stuff went way to the "pop music" side of country (i.e., crappy wannabe country) which set the stage for today's craptastic nonsense that for some reason is still considered part of the country-western genre. There should be a new genre for the diarrhea that gets spewed on country stations today. Redneck Bubblegum is what I'd call it.

When he learned that shit like "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" would out-chart decent music, we were screwed.

 

Trivial things that make me surly... doing laundry, almost always when someone else in the family does it, and I get one stray sock back.

 

I’m not Flea.  I wear them 2 at a time, motherfuckers...  where the hell is the other one?

I bought a pair of burnt orange socks in November. I've worn them once. Now there's only 1 burnt orange sock in the drawer. No idea what happened to the other.

 

When he learned that shit like "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" would out-chart decent music, we were screwed.
 

He did have a good story once, though. The Dixie Chicks loved to play bar trivia. They named their team “Kenny Chesney stuffs his pants.” A reporter relayed that to Kenny, and he cracked up and said “well, at least they’re lookin’.”
17 hours ago, elfenix said:

I bought a pair of burnt orange socks in November. I've worn them once. Now there's only 1 burnt orange sock in the drawer. No idea what happened to the other.

 

Do you have a 10 to 14 year old son?  If so, you know where that sock is.

3 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Do you have a 10 to 44 year old son?  If so, you know where that sock is.

Fixed for accuracy. 

Sitting down to pee in the morning feels great. Especially when it's accompanied by a morning shit.

Fixed for accuracy. 

I’m 46 and can confirm that upper range needs to be increased dramatically.
On 1/31/2019 at 12:20 PM, lateshow said:

That's a thing?

It's because we you go to the kids section to get a pack of socks,  all they have are 6 pair packs, and every pair in that pack is different.  Sure you can get all white or all black, but only in the shirt generic brand that feels like carpet.

16 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

It's because we you go to the kids section to get a pack of socks,  all they have are 6 pair packs, and every pair in that pack is different.  Sure you can get all white or all black, but only in the shirt generic brand that feels like carpet.

I feel like somewhere in there is a coherent sentence

On 2/2/2019 at 2:59 PM, CooterBrown said:


I’m 46 and can confirm that upper range needs to be increased dramatically.

I'm 41, my wife left yesterday morning for a work trip, and I've jerked it twice already.

 

On 2/1/2019 at 4:19 PM, Brisketexan said:


He did have a good story once, though. The Dixie Chicks loved to play bar trivia. They named their team “Kenny Chesney stuffs his pants.” A reporter relayed that to Kenny, and he cracked up and said “well, at least they’re lookin’.”

Some women I know swear he's gay. NTTAWWT.

On 1/31/2019 at 12:49 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

My daughter does it.

So does mine...

On 1/31/2019 at 6:01 PM, Jkwellborn said:


I buy all of mine to be identical. I don’t have to worry about it.

I don't buy or wash socks, or any clothing except golf and athletic gear. Wife does that.

I'm 41, my wife left yesterday morning for a work trip, and I've jerked it twice already.
 
What a coincidence. So has she.
Some women I know swear he's gay. NTTAWWT.

Didn’t Renee Zelwegger pretty much say that in their divorce stuff?

Didn’t Renee Zelwegger pretty much say that in their divorce stuff?
Yeah she said something to the effect that he is a fraud and their marriage was a sham. She didn't expound on that IIRC but lots of people speculated that's what she meant.

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