February 23, 20196 yr I enjoy the pitch perfect movies. Don’t really know the story line for any of them, but the music/music production is great and some of the chicks are smoke. Ever since the Do It Acapella album came out in the 90’s, I’ve been a fan of the genre
February 23, 20196 yr I enjoy the pitch perfect movies. Don’t really know the story line for any of them, but the music/music production is great and some of the chicks are smoke. Ever since the Do It Acapella album came out in the 90’s, I’ve been a fan of the genre I sang in an a cappella group in law school. Female-company-wise, there are great merits to the exercise.
February 24, 20196 yr I sang in an a cappella group in law school. Female-company-wise, there are great merits to the exercise.Also belongs in this thread, maybe. While I didn’t sing in an a capella group, I sang in 5 or 6 musicals in high school and won 2 state titles in baritone solo. Always wish I would have tried to do something with it, but now I’m a Controller at a sports technology company. Waiting for the crooner movement to come and then I’ll make my move.
February 24, 20196 yr I enjoy the pitch perfect movies. Don’t really know the story line for any of them, but the music/music production is great and some of the chicks are smoke. Ever since the Do It Acapella album came out in the 90’s, I’ve been a fan of the genre I liked the first one. The second one had a couple of moments. Haven’t seen the last one.
February 24, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Brisketexan said: I sang in an a cappella group in law school. Female-company-wise, there are great merits to the exercise. Bro, it's 2019. You don't need to hide your sexual preferences anymore. We support you no matter what. Just be honest with yourself.
February 24, 20196 yr I’ve turned down a BJ cause I don’t like the feeling of the slobber running down and making my balls feel cold.
February 24, 20196 yr Plus her boobs felt like bags of sand, amirite?Cold wet balls and bags of sand, eww.Creepy.
February 24, 20196 yr I enjoy the pitch perfect movies. Don’t really know the story line for any of them, but the music/music production is great and some of the chicks are smoke. Ever since the Do It Acapella album came out in the 90’s, I’ve been a fan of the genre I'll cosign on this. Own all 3 of them. Come at me, bro.
February 24, 20196 yr Author I’ve turned down a BJ cause I don’t like the feeling of the slobber running down and making my balls feel cold. You gay bro.
February 24, 20196 yr You gay bro.That doesn’t make sense. Gays love the blowjobs. I would say it makes him an assexual weirdo.
February 24, 20196 yr I’ve turned down a BJ cause I don’t like the feeling of the slobber running down and making my balls feel cold. Where did she fit on the 1-10 scale? I’m wondering if there was something else that caused you to turn it down because that is like dividing by zero in my mind.
February 24, 20196 yr The dead tooth and canker sores. He tried to find her some mickey mouse bubble gum, but they quit making that 30 years ago...
February 24, 20196 yr I still fucked her, I just didn’t want slobber on my balls making them cold cause I have sensitive balls..... I thought this was a safe space to admit embarrassing shit.
February 24, 20196 yr You're right. Apologies. This is a safe space. Off to do my sensitivity training right now.
February 24, 20196 yr On 2/3/2019 at 4:01 PM, Armybrat said: Well, Phlegm makes sense to me. Might want to tell your neurologist.
February 25, 20196 yr I still fucked her, I just didn’t want slobber on my balls making them cold cause I have sensitive balls..... I thought this was a safe space to admit embarrassing shit.You are safe, just seeking to understand. Happy to hear there was still a happy ending. Hopefully not Robert Kraft style.
February 25, 20196 yr I still fucked her, I just didn’t want slobber on my balls making them cold cause I have sensitive balls..... I thought this was a safe space to admit embarrassing shit.If she was trained to properly cup your balls during the bj they wouldn’t get cold
February 25, 20196 yr She was kinda inexperienced so definitely had technical issues to learn. I still feel bad cause I know I hurt her feelings and you really shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth...so to say. Part of the issue is she was one of those girls that has to get all showered and cleaned up before messing around. She has to brush her teeth and gargle with minty mouthwash. Now I appreciate the cleanliness and all, but the minty toothpaste/mouthwash feel on my balls is just not my cup of tea. Anyway, I guess its just me but I thought maybe others had experienced this too.
February 25, 20196 yr 57 minutes ago, Horn Dog said: She was kinda inexperienced so definitely had technical issues to learn. I still feel bad cause I know I hurt her feelings and you really shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth...so to say. You nailed Sarah Jessica Parker? #humblebrag
February 25, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, Horn Dog said: I still fucked her, I just didn’t want slobber on my balls making them cold cause I have sensitive balls..... I thought this was a safe space to admit embarrassing shit. Well there's your first mistake. This ain't Facebook.
February 25, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, Horn Dog said: but the minty toothpaste/mouthwash feel on my balls is just not my cup of tea. Next to crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of their women, you are missing out on what is best in life, my friend.
February 25, 20196 yr Some women are better at it than others, thats true. But turning it down, never.
March 21, 20196 yr I watched four episodes in a row of Impractical Jokers the other night. How have I never heard of this show before? Watching the tournament reminded me to add it to the dvr list.
March 22, 20196 yr On 2/23/2019 at 8:19 PM, Horn Dog said: I’ve turned down a BJ cause I don’t like the feeling of the slobber running down and making my balls feel cold. Username does NOT check out. Too late?
March 25, 20196 yr Probably 10% of the time I use a mandolin I get in a big ass hurry and slice the tip of my finger or thumb. Why the fuck do I not learn my lesson and go slow or just use a knife?
March 25, 20196 yr On 2/24/2019 at 4:37 PM, BearSchlong said: You're right. Apologies. This is a safe space. Off to do my sensitivity training right now.
March 25, 20196 yr On 2/24/2019 at 6:18 PM, Horn Dog said: She was kinda inexperienced so definitely had technical issues to learn. I still feel bad cause I know I hurt her feelings and you really shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth...so to say. Part of the issue is she was one of those girls that has to get all showered and cleaned up before messing around. She has to brush her teeth and gargle with minty mouthwash. Now I appreciate the cleanliness and all, but the minty toothpaste/mouthwash feel on my balls is just not my cup of tea. Anyway, I guess its just me but I thought maybe others had experienced this too. I understand the pain, I had one girl squeeze my balls and using teeth on my dick. I wish I had known she wasn't good a bjs or that would have never happened
March 25, 20196 yr Ever heard the phrase "the smaller the tits, the sweeter the pussy"? Yeah that's not true. At all. More sour if anything.
March 25, 20196 yr 26 minutes ago, HRSchenker said: Ever heard the phrase "the smaller the tits, the sweeter the pussy"? Yeah that's not true. At all. More sour if anything. I'd be interested in reviewing your data set. Was that one girl or two?
March 25, 20196 yr 10 hours ago, workswithseed said: I understand the pain, I had one girl squeeze my balls and using teeth on my dick. I wish I had known she wasn't good a bjs or that would have never happened I can think of one blowjob in last 20 years that I would take back, maybe. Pretty sure I'd still do it again, even though i was in tremendous pain afterwards. Chick redeemed herself several times later, but that one was a beating.
March 25, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, HRSchenker said: Ever heard the phrase "the smaller the tits, the sweeter the pussy"? Yeah that's not true. At all. More sour if anything. Man, it's blacker the berry, sweeter the juice.
March 25, 20196 yr I can think of one blowjob in last 20 years that I would take back, maybe. Pretty sure I'd still do it again, even though i was in tremendous pain afterwards. Chick redeemed herself several times later, but that one was a beating.I only sleep with whores so I've never had a bad one
March 25, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, lateshow said: Man, it's blacker the berry, sweeter the juice. Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucka too.
March 26, 20196 yr Just learned that the lyrics by the Doors, "Mr Mojo Risin" is an anagram of "Jim Morrison". Edited March 26, 20196 yr by Asithappens
March 26, 20196 yr On 2/24/2019 at 8:18 PM, Horn Dog said: Now I appreciate the cleanliness and all, but the minty toothpaste/mouthwash feel on my balls is just not my cup of tea. Some people pay extra for that.
March 26, 20196 yr 40 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said: Lizard King is an anagram for “DZ Railing, K?” Or “Raiding LZ, K”. Personally I'm a fan of Kidz Gnarli.
March 27, 20196 yr So I decided to shave my nutsack in the shower with menthol shave cream. I was pleasantly surprised by the tingle so I decided to make it a party and jerk it. It. Was. Awesome. Will do again. And again. In fact, now that I think about it, I'm feeling a little dirty right now.
March 27, 20196 yr If you like the menthol, after you've showered try dusting your ass crack with this: That'll put a little giddy-up in your get along.
March 27, 20196 yr Talc is listed as the first ingredient of that stuff, so prepare yourself for ass crack cancer
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