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#1051

I enjoy the pitch perfect movies. Don’t really know the story line for any of them, but the music/music production is great and some of the chicks are smoke. Ever since the Do It Acapella album came out in the 90’s, I’ve been a fan of the genre

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#1052
I enjoy the pitch perfect movies. Don’t really know the story line for any of them, but the music/music production is great and some of the chicks are smoke. Ever since the Do It Acapella album came out in the 90’s, I’ve been a fan of the genre

I sang in an a cappella group in law school. Female-company-wise, there are great merits to the exercise.
#1054

I sang in an a cappella group in law school. Female-company-wise, there are great merits to the exercise.


Also belongs in this thread, maybe. While I didn’t sing in an a capella group, I sang in 5 or 6 musicals in high school and won 2 state titles in baritone solo. Always wish I would have tried to do something with it, but now I’m a Controller at a sports technology company. Waiting for the crooner movement to come and then I’ll make my move.
#1055
I enjoy the pitch perfect movies. Don’t really know the story line for any of them, but the music/music production is great and some of the chicks are smoke. Ever since the Do It Acapella album came out in the 90’s, I’ve been a fan of the genre

I liked the first one. The second one had a couple of moments. Haven’t seen the last one.
#1056
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


I sang in an a cappella group in law school. Female-company-wise, there are great merits to the exercise.

Bro, it's 2019. You don't need to hide your sexual preferences anymore. We support you no matter what. Just be honest with yourself. 

#1057

I’ve turned down a BJ cause I don’t like the feeling of the slobber running down and making my balls feel cold. 

#1059
I enjoy the pitch perfect movies. Don’t really know the story line for any of them, but the music/music production is great and some of the chicks are smoke. Ever since the Do It Acapella album came out in the 90’s, I’ve been a fan of the genre
I'll cosign on this. Own all 3 of them. Come at me, bro.
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#1060
I’ve turned down a BJ cause I don’t like the feeling of the slobber running down and making my balls feel cold. 

You gay bro.
#1063
I’ve turned down a BJ cause I don’t like the feeling of the slobber running down and making my balls feel cold. 

Where did she fit on the 1-10 scale? I’m wondering if there was something else that caused you to turn it down because that is like dividing by zero in my mind.
#1064

The dead tooth and canker sores.  He tried to find her some mickey mouse bubble gum, but they quit making that 30 years ago...

#1065

I still fucked her, I just didn’t want slobber on my balls making them cold cause I have sensitive balls..... I thought this was a safe space to admit embarrassing shit.

#1068
I still fucked her, I just didn’t want slobber on my balls making them cold cause I have sensitive balls..... I thought this was a safe space to admit embarrassing shit.

You are safe, just seeking to understand. Happy to hear there was still a happy ending. Hopefully not Robert Kraft style.
#1069
I still fucked her, I just didn’t want slobber on my balls making them cold cause I have sensitive balls..... I thought this was a safe space to admit embarrassing shit.

If she was trained to properly cup your balls during the bj they wouldn’t get cold
#1070

She was kinda inexperienced  so definitely had technical issues to learn.  I still feel bad cause I know I hurt her feelings and you really shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth...so to say.

Part of the issue is she was one of those girls that has to get all showered and cleaned up before messing around.  She has to brush her teeth and gargle with minty mouthwash.  Now I appreciate the cleanliness and all, but the minty toothpaste/mouthwash feel on my balls is just not my cup of tea.  Anyway, I guess its just me but I thought maybe others had experienced this too.

#1071
57 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

She was kinda inexperienced  so definitely had technical issues to learn.  I still feel bad cause I know I hurt her feelings and you really shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth...so to say.

You nailed Sarah Jessica Parker? #humblebrag 

#1072
7 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

I still fucked her, I just didn’t want slobber on my balls making them cold cause I have sensitive balls..... I thought this was a safe space to admit embarrassing shit.

Well there's your first mistake. This ain't Facebook.

#1073
7 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

but the minty toothpaste/mouthwash feel on my balls is just not my cup of tea.

Next to crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of their women, you are missing out on what is best in life, my friend.

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#1075

I watched four episodes in a row of Impractical Jokers the other night. How have I never heard of this show before? Watching the tournament reminded me to add it to the dvr list.

#1076
On 2/23/2019 at 8:19 PM, Horn Dog said:

I’ve turned down a BJ cause I don’t like the feeling of the slobber running down and making my balls feel cold. 

Username does NOT check out.

 

Too late?

#1077

Probably 10% of the time I use a mandolin I get in a big ass hurry and slice the tip of my finger or thumb. Why the fuck do I not learn my lesson and go slow or just use a knife?

#1079
On 2/24/2019 at 4:37 PM, BearSchlong said:

You're right. Apologies. This is a safe space. Off to do my sensitivity training right now.

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#1080
On 2/24/2019 at 6:18 PM, Horn Dog said:

She was kinda inexperienced  so definitely had technical issues to learn.  I still feel bad cause I know I hurt her feelings and you really shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth...so to say.

Part of the issue is she was one of those girls that has to get all showered and cleaned up before messing around.  She has to brush her teeth and gargle with minty mouthwash.  Now I appreciate the cleanliness and all, but the minty toothpaste/mouthwash feel on my balls is just not my cup of tea.  Anyway, I guess its just me but I thought maybe others had experienced this too.

I understand the pain, I had one girl squeeze my balls and using teeth on my dick. I wish I had known she wasn't good a bjs or that would have never happened

#1083
26 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Ever heard the phrase "the smaller the tits, the sweeter the pussy"?

Yeah that's not true. At all. More sour if anything.

I'd be interested in reviewing your data set. 

Was that one girl or two?

#1084
10 hours ago, workswithseed said:

I understand the pain, I had one girl squeeze my balls and using teeth on my dick. I wish I had known she wasn't good a bjs or that would have never happened

I can think of one blowjob in last 20 years that I would take back, maybe.  Pretty sure I'd still do it again, even though i was in tremendous pain afterwards.  Chick redeemed herself several times later, but that one was a beating.

#1085
4 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

Ever heard the phrase "the smaller the tits, the sweeter the pussy"?

Yeah that's not true. At all. More sour if anything.

Man, it's blacker the berry, sweeter the juice. 

#1086
I can think of one blowjob in last 20 years that I would take back, maybe.  Pretty sure I'd still do it again, even though i was in tremendous pain afterwards.  Chick redeemed herself several times later, but that one was a beating.

I only sleep with whores so I've never had a bad one
#1087
1 hour ago, lateshow said:

Man, it's blacker the berry, sweeter the juice. 

Yeah, well she blacker than a motherfucka too.

#1092
40 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

Lizard King is an anagram for “DZ Railing, K?” Or “Raiding LZ, K”.

Personally I'm a fan of Kidz Gnarli. 

#1093

So I decided to shave my nutsack in the shower with menthol shave cream.  I was pleasantly surprised by the tingle so I decided to make it a party and jerk it.  It. Was. Awesome.  Will do again. And again.  In fact, now that I think about it, I'm feeling a little dirty right now.

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#1094

If you like the menthol, after you've showered try dusting your ass crack with this:

GUEST_58235474-4288-4dbb-b929-8a4bf1f55f

That'll put a little giddy-up in your get along. 

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