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39 minutes ago, Don Keibals said:

Lance???

Or Manu.

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4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Pretty much turn into a blubbering cunt during sad movies or stories on ESPN/E60. 

Don't know shit about car, and guns.pretty much a lot of "manly" shit I feel I should know about. 

this. I know how to change the oil and tire, but anything else I have no clue. I've only shot a gun a couple times after moving out of Texas.

I easily tear up in sad situations, especially during movies.  Even my wife makes fun of me.
Same. Never happened before I had kids.
8 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I take baths

I'm not the least bit embarrassed about taking baths.

20 minutes in a near-scalding-hot bath makes makes all of my joints and muscles feel better.  Shit, I even use bubble bath.

I like Taylor Swift. I like a lot of female country singers and will sing their songs in my truck.

Grandma, how about another grape soda?

This is not the picture I had intended to post, but I couldn't resist when I saw it.  

This commercial makes me cackle with delight every time it's on. I hope it never goes off the air. 

 

 

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Me too! My hot tub doesn’t get hot enough. 20 minutes in a scalding bath and my knees feel new.

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Guess I don’t know how to quote. Wanted to quote @Beau Vine.

I don't like beer much. I drink plenty of hard alcohol and wine but beer doesn't usually taste good to me.

I like big butts.

9 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

The regret thread is over there...

Think you mean the "I'm gay" thread

First time I ever tried to rub one out when I was like 12 I ended up pissing all over myself and the wall next to my bed. 

 

5 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Yep. I browse random cities on Google Maps all the time.

With Google Maps I like to go into satellite mode, turn off streets and try to find places I know.

With Google Maps I like to go into satellite mode, turn off streets and try to find places I know.


I see photos of interesting places, often in cities, and I try to find the exact place where the photo was taken.
I like reading maps for fun.
Laugh all you want, but I almost never get lost.

Yeah I do this too.
8 hours ago, Jimbaround said:

I try and watch Hallmark movies during Christmas and my wife won't let me.

I always do this to get in the Christmas spirit. They only have one theme: " successful businesswoman goes to small town and remembers the true spirit of Christmas"".

The wife mocks me mercilessly.

5 hours ago, Don Keibals said:

I suck my own dick

 

5 hours ago, GhostRider said:

Now you're just bragging.

He probably cut it off

11 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I just had to take my daughter to the store to pick out her first feminine product and help her figure out how to use it when we got home.

Awkward af but not embarrassing to admit. Props for being a great dad. 

Edited by Washpark

I know how to change my oil, fix a number of items in the house when they break / have issues but tend to pay someone due to laziness. The car maintence and simple labor around the house I hate paying because it is simple to do but I value the free time more. 

1 hour ago, Capt said:

I like big butts.

Are you lying?

14 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I just had to take my daughter to the store to pick out her first feminine product and help her figure out how to use it when we got home.

Called being a Dad.

13 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I just had to take my daughter to the store to pick out her first feminine product and help her figure out how to use it when we got home.

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Was vacuuming the carpet and discovered a Cool Ranch Dorito under the living room sofa. It's been at least two months since I purchased a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.

I picked it up and ate it.

Worse, I'm not actually embarrassed that I did this. Not. Even. A little bit.

12 minutes ago, Washpark said:

I know how to change my oil, fix a number of items in the house when they break / have issues but tend to pay someone due to laziness. The car maintence and simple labor around the house I hate paying because it is simple to do but I value the free time more. 

It's either time or money. You can always make more money. Can't buy more time. 

I'm a lazy POS too. 

It's either time or money. You can always make more money. Can't buy more time. 
I'm a lazy POS too. 
Was vacuuming the carpet and discovered a Cool Ranch Dorito under the living room sofa. It's been at least two months since I purchased a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.
I picked it up and ate it.
Worse, I'm not actually embarrassed that I did this. Not. Even. A little bit.


You’re an animal.

ive cried from a movie once, and it was The Bodyguard.
 
dont even know why
I cried, too. What she did to that beautiful, touching Dolly Parton song was criminal.

I enjoy the fish fillet sandwich from McDonald’s 

4 minutes ago, plvhorn said:

I enjoy the fish fillet sandwich from McDonald’s 

Haven't had that in ages but it actually wasn't bad.

8 hours ago, Jhawk said:

I watch Ru Paul's Drag Race with my fiancee.  Whatever.

When I go to take a shit I wait until the last possible minute each time.  When walking into the bathroom I do a nice pirouette, spinning while simultaneously pulling down my pants to sit my ass on the toilet.  9 times out of 10 this results in me farting right in front of the toilet seat before sitting down.  Thus my face is positioned perfectly in my own fart cloud as I take a shit that usually only lasts about 3-5 minutes.  I like to think of the fart as an appetizer to my mondo dook.

WTF...   that’s weird on a whole other level!

I tear up at the end of Rudy, fake though it may be, without fail.  Can't help it.   I was an underappreciated football player.  But in eight grade, when we played our rival school, on 4th and 11, I caught the winning touchdown pass in my finger tips.  At the time, I didn't even know how to react.  That movie reminds me of how unreal that shit felt.  

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I tear up at the end of Rudy, fake though it may be, without fail.  Can't help it.   I was an underappreciated football player.  But in eight grade, when we played our rival school, on 4th and 11, I caught the winning touchdown pass in my finger tips.  At the time, I didn't even know how to react.  That movie reminds me of how unreal that shit felt.  


Because Rudy was fiction.
8 hours ago, dcbc said:

I tear up at the end of Rudy, fake though it may be, without fail.  Can't help it.   I was an underappreciated football player.  But in eight grade, when we played our rival school, on 4th and 11, I caught the winning touchdown pass in my finger tips.  At the time, I didn't even know how to react.  That movie reminds me of how unreal that shit felt.  

Sounds painful. 

I watch The Devil wears Prada every time it is on TV.

1 hour ago, BigDHornfan said:

I drank a bud light at the Ranger game yesterday

Are you more embarrassed about the brand or the fact that you paid $15 for it?

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