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1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

I think Shawshank Redemption is a terrible movie. 

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The last scene in Field of Dreams....blubbering bitch
But I do miss my dad


Wanna have a catch?


Wanna have a catch?

This phrase has never made sense to me.


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Play catch with his fucking dad...

On 3/29/2018 at 10:22 PM, Mole said:

I'm sure all the map nerds have played this. https://www.geoguessr.com

First time I played that game it put up a picture from my wife’s hometown in Thailand.  Freaked me the fuck out.

@chesthair and I played a short game of "Airport Hot or Not" at my dad's funeral.  Needed the levity in the moment but there sure as shit isn't anyone else I can share that with.  4 years ago today.

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16 hours ago, Newy25 said:

I think Shawshank Redemption is a terrible movie. 

What is this I don’t even.....

 

so so what is a good movie?

12 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

First time I played that game it put up a picture from my wife’s hometown in Thailand.  Freaked me the fuck out.

Aren’t you a little embarrassed to admit you have a mail-order bride?

1 hour ago, Planet Houston said:

Aren’t you a little embarrassed to admit you have a mail-order bride?

Not in the least.

I used to actually line the bottom of the pan on my WSM with foil.  Now I just cover the top of the pan w foil.

15 hours ago, stupidgringo said:

I cry at rock concerts.

Same. I play guitar base and drums and something about fantasizing about being a rock star when I was younger makes me a basket case. Gotta choke back the tears

I cook eggs on the same pan every morning. If there is egg residue any day, I just wipe it with a paper towel and continue. Wash with soap once a week or so. NBD.

I think Jim Gaffigan is funny. Love all his work. Love that he stays away from politics.

I had to take my driver's license test 4 times. The written part was no problem. The driving part was harder because I took it in a shitty van that had a tendency to stall and wasn't easy to parallel park. 

2 hours ago, AM Wood said:

What is this I don’t even.....

 

so so what is a good movie?

That's why I am embarrassed to admit it. Everyone I know loved it and I could barely make it through it. It's overuse of foul language was distracting and the music was so over the top melodramatic at weird intervals that I could just not get into it. 

And Jim Gaffigam is fucking hilarious. No shame in admitting that. 

4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

That's why I am embarrassed to admit it. Everyone I know loved it and I could barely make it through it. It's overuse of foul language was distracting and the music was so over the top melodramatic at weird intervals that I could just not get into it. 

Are you thinking of a different movie because this doesn’t sound like the Shawshank Redemption movie I watched half a hundred times.  It has been a few years since I last watched it so my memory may be fuzzy.

I’ll listen to Seal.....particularly “Kiss From a Rose” and “Crazy”

Sometimes when I'm banging my fiance I'll start singing "kissed by a rose." And we'll start laughing.

 

It's really funny if you've watched a certain scene in "shameless."

 

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I once didn’t bang a chick I had fully naked and ready to go because she wouldn’t say she loved me.

I’m a crier as well.

I turned down a bj from a hot chick that wasn’t my gf because I was wearing tightie whities.

After 2 years, I finally learned how to hack a Keurig.
What does that do?

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Save me about $500, a year. Wife and daughter drink coffee like it's free.

I can buy regular can coffee and use the Keurig.
17 hours ago, RCRanger03 said:

I'm happy Prickly Pear Shiner is back on the shelf

Fuck yes.  Love it.  and not ashamed to admit it.

39 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

Fuck yes.  Love it.  and not ashamed to admit it.

You gotta buy it as 1/3 of a 3 flavor sampler with Peach Wheat and Mango Kolsch (Prickly>Peach>>>>>>Mango) Unless you're up for swapping out all the lesser ones with Prickly and seeing if the cashier notices or cares.

17 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:

@chesthair and I played a short game of "Airport Hot or Not" at my dad's funeral.  Needed the levity in the moment but there sure as shit isn't anyone else I can share that with.  4 years ago today.

You creeped on chicks at your dads funeral?  Bravo sir.  

I like to use coupons and always peruse the "Oops, we baked too much" rack when we go to Kroger.  "Shut up, it increases your inheritance."

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45 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

You creeped on chicks at your dads funeral?  Bravo sir.  

Ogling chicks was the only reason I set foot in a church once I hit puberty. Shit. That was pretty much the reason I did anything once I hit puberty. N/M.

I sometimes get tears in my eyes when one of my favourite sports teams wins a regular season game

4 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

You creeped on chicks at your dads funeral?  Bravo sir.  

grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac. 

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Hell I tear up at “wanna have a catch” just because I know the answer in a few years will be “no.” Can’t keep em this young for long.

5 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

You creeped on chicks at your dads funeral?  Bravo sir.  

Yeah, it was only for a couple of seconds as he walked in, but it was some much needed levity.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac. 

And mirth can be one of nature's best ways to numb pain.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac. 

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10 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:

Yeah, it was only for a couple of seconds as he walked in, but it was some much needed levity.

And mirth can be one of nature's best ways to numb pain.

BGS and i were laughing our asses off...everyone was giving us the catholic stink eye. 

On 3/29/2018 at 2:43 PM, BayouBill said:

I like pedicures. Get one a couple times a year.

Hell, I get a couple of times a month.  And if it's nice, I'll ride my Harley to the salon....yeah, tad embarrassing.

18 hours ago, RCRanger03 said:

You gotta buy it as 1/3 of a 3 flavor sampler with Peach Wheat and Mango Kolsch (Prickly>Peach>>>>>>Mango) Unless you're up for swapping out all the lesser ones with Prickly and seeing if the cashier notices or cares.

Jesus Christ.  Might as well have some wine coolers while you're at it.

On 4/1/2018 at 10:43 AM, Newy25 said:

That's why I am embarrassed to admit it. Everyone I know loved it and I could barely make it through it. It's overuse of foul language was distracting and the music was so over the top melodramatic at weird intervals that I could just not get into it. 

Are you sure you weren't watching The Godfather Part 3?

11 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I find Impractical Jokers to be far more entertaining than it actually is. 

My son and I watch Impractical Jokers all the time, and laugh our asses off. No fucks given.

On ‎4‎/‎1‎/‎2018 at 9:43 AM, Newy25 said:

It's overuse of foul language was distracting . . .  

And yet you seem to enjoy this place.

On 4/1/2018 at 10:43 AM, Newy25 said:

 It's overuse of foul language was distracting

And Jim Gaffigam is fucking hilarious. No shame in admitting that. 

huh?

I’m turning 60 in a couple of days....

Even though the dog isn’t allowed to sleep on the bed, he always sleeps on the bed when the girlfriend is out of town.   

On 3/29/2018 at 12:12 PM, twosheds said:

I weigh myself before and after I take a dump. I try to guess how much the turd weighs while I’m on the shitter.

Pfft, everyone does that. 

 

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