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I went to a Guy & Tony Toni Tone concert, and I bought a t-sirt.

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2 hours ago, DigDug said:

I went to a Guy & Tony Toni Tone concert, and I bought a t-sirt.

I once got my hair cut in a Tony and Guy. 

I went to a Guy & Tony Toni Tone concert, and I bought a t-sirt.


Would you have stolen it if you had no loot?
I like live musical theatre.  I would still have season tickets to TUTs if I had someone who would go with me.


Do you like Scandinavian working girls? Would you be willing to throw in a meal at the Cheesecake Factory as part of the deal?
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I just read this entire thread all at once. I feel better now. 

I'm thinking of buying Barry Manilow tickets for a July show. 

On 4/6/2018 at 1:03 PM, LeGarrette Blount's Punch said:

Never been into big chicks but I'd fuck ursula.  Preferably when her husband's watching.

All right, that's it, I'm out.

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I prefer hard rock/ metal and then Classic Rock.

 

However, I will listen to 80's hair bands and shit like Pet Shop Boys/ Thompson Twins/ Frankie Goes To Hollywood/ and love the hell out of it.

On April 1, 2018 at 9:43 AM, In re UofA said:

I cook eggs on the same pan every morning. If there is egg residue any day, I just wipe it with a paper towel and continue. Wash with soap once a week or so. NBD.

 

Same here. What's wrong with this?

I have 2 Enya albums, several Beyoncé singles and the Spice Girls greatest hits on my phone. Not a single Willie Nelson song.

31 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

I have 2 Enya albums, several Beyoncé singles and the Spice Girls greatest hits on my phone. Not a single Willie Nelson song.

What do you have in your purse?

9 hours ago, slorch said:

 

However, I will listen to 80's hair bands and shit like Pet Shop Boys/ Thompson Twins/ Frankie Goes To Hollywood/ and love the hell out of it.

I need to embarrassed along with you on this.

I’m a Ticket P1, but when I do listen to music on the radio, I prefer JackFM

I have 2 Enya albums, several Beyoncé singles and the Spice Girls greatest hits on my phone. Not a single Willie Nelson song.

 

We’re all thankful you don’t live in Texas anymore.

 

You probably prefer salsa made in NYC too, I bet.

On 3/31/2018 at 9:42 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:

I'm interested in eating at Long John Silver's about once every 8-10 years, and have always assumed that everyone else who ever eats there does so with roughly the same frequency.

 

 

I hit up LJS about once every 12-14 years.

On 4/3/2018 at 8:24 AM, troph said:

I peed in my fireplace once upon a time.

Do you still stand or sit? 

PS: Kinda serious curious, not judging either way. 

5 minutes ago, Whitman said:

Do you still stand or sit? 

PS: Kinda serious curious, not judging either way. 

You're assuming that she did at one time stand to pee. Who knows? An inner need to always sit to pee may have been the first clue. 

2 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

You're assuming that she did at one time stand to pee. Who knows? An inner need to always sit to pee may have been the first clue. 

I knew a lady years ago that made her two young boys (7 & 10) sit to pee at home to help keep the bathroom clean.  Real freaky family.  We used to joke that she probably made her husband sit too.

Did she by any chance like to wear black leather? I understand that there's a market for that sort of thing these days.

On 4/21/2018 at 1:49 PM, Spankytoes said:

I have 2 Enya albums, several Beyoncé singles and the Spice Girls greatest hits on my phone. Not a single Willie Nelson song.

no shame in liking Beyonce, IMO.  htown represent

So I need to get a camera shoved up my ass soon. I don't man scape anything. My problem is, if their is a hot ass nurse or girl doctor checking out my chocolate star fish. Should I get my ass waxed or bleached?

I hit up LJS about once every 12-14 years.

I hit it slightly more often, but not a lot more.

Cracked up when I hit the LJS I’m Brownwood on my way to a hearing the next day. In line on front of me we’re three dudes in full-on boots, spurs, hats, the whole nine yards. And they were for real, because Brownwood. Had a hankering for the fish and chicken combo, I guess.
9 minutes ago, Stros said:

So I need to get a camera shoved up my ass soon. I don't man scape anything. My problem is, if their is a hot ass nurse or girl doctor checking out my chocolate star fish. Should I get my ass waxed or bleached?

Nah. Nurses love dingleberries.

On 4/21/2018 at 8:02 PM, F250 said:

I hit up LJS about once every 12-14 years.

This is probably mine, as well, although my memory must be shorter than yours because I bet it's every five years or so on my end. 

It's definitely one of those meals (and when I break and hit LJS, I'm all in) where I hate-munch the food rather than purely enjoy, but still can't stop myself. 

"Shake It Off" and "Call Me Maybe" are fucking catchy.

2 hours ago, Stros said:

So I need to get a camera shoved up my ass soon. I don't man scape anything. My problem is, if their is a hot ass nurse or girl doctor checking out my chocolate star fish. Should I get my ass waxed or bleached?

Be a man and do it without anesthesia.  I did it last year.  It was "uncomfortable" at a couple of times but when they were done I got dressed and drove away.  No grogginess or ill side effects.

2 hours ago, Stros said:

So I need to get a camera shoved up my ass soon. I don't man scape anything. My problem is, if their is a hot ass nurse or girl doctor checking out my chocolate star fish. Should I get my ass waxed or bleached?

By the time you're done with the prep and ready for the procedure you won't care at all what your asshole looks like to anyone.

And screw having it done without the anesthesia.  That's some of the best sleep you'll ever have in your life.

1 hour ago, Wiler77 said:

"Shake It Off" and "Call Me Maybe" are fucking catchy.

Throw in "Party in the USA"

Throw in "Party in the USA"


Pretty much all of girl pop is badass, but you Meghan Trainor and Miley Cyrus fans already know that.
On 4/20/2018 at 4:28 PM, Underdog said:

I'm thinking of buying Barry Manilow tickets for a July show. 

Does he know you raid his wardrobe?

6 hours ago, Stros said:

So I need to get a camera shoved up my ass soon. I don't man scape anything. My problem is, if their is a hot ass nurse or girl doctor checking out my chocolate star fish. Should I get my ass waxed or bleached?

You are going to be more worried about shitting on them. I had a hot nurse btw, for real. Doc had a joke about a re-circumcision about 10 seconds before I went night night. I ate a #2 whataburger and some enchiladas that evening. Way so fucking hungry. 

On 4/21/2018 at 8:02 PM, F250 said:

I hit up LJS about once every 12-14 years.

That’s about my frequency. You know, just to make sure I’m not missing anything. 

That’s about my frequency. You know, just to make sure I’m not missing anything. 

I picked up a lunch on the road from Captain D’s east of dallas a coupla months ago.

I enjoyed it.

No ragrets.
6 hours ago, dufus said:

Be a man and do it without anesthesia.  I did it last year.  It was "uncomfortable" at a couple of times but when they were done I got dressed and drove away.  No grogginess or ill side effects.

Did you cum?

When I was a Freshman at UT I went and saw Journey up at Bee Cave.  By myself.   

8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


I picked up a lunch on the road from Captain D’s east of dallas a coupla months ago.

I enjoyed it.

No ragrets.

Captain D's nuts! 

I got into watching this show Long Lost Family about people searching for their biological parents or children they gave up for adoption.  As a father to a son we adopted as an infant, I know this day will eventually come up in my own life and....well, every damn episode causes a water leakage from my eyes.

I like disco so much, it’s my second favorite genre behind funk and slightly ahead of alternative rock.

I don't skip over the Creed songs in my MP3 collection when they play. I still kinda like Creed.

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On 4/23/2018 at 9:54 PM, Iowa Horn said:

Does he know you raid his wardrobe?

You just bought yourself another Saturday. 

On 3/29/2018 at 3:18 PM, Grandioso said:

I pick my nose a ton, at least when no one's looking. 

Is your last name "Smails"?

On 3/29/2018 at 3:35 PM, swTXSU said:

I can't watch that Sarah McLachlan animal cruelty commercial without tearing up.  Every damn time.....

"sniff, sniff'

Dammit, same here. I have gotten to the point when it comes on I leave the room.

I give zero shits about the temperature of food/drinks. Coffee that's been sitting on my desk for several hours doesn't bother me. Cold spaghetti is fine. 

21 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I give zero shits about the temperature of food/drinks. Coffee that's been sitting on my desk for several hours doesn't bother me. Cold spaghetti is fine. 

I worked with a guy that would not drink hot coffee.  He would make coffe the night before and let it sit on his nightstand overnight so he could drink it lukewarm in the morning.

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28 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I give zero shits about the temperature of food/drinks. Coffee that's been sitting on my desk for several hours doesn't bother me. Cold spaghetti is fine. 

I think cold fried chicken is better than hot.

1 minute ago, Hanrahan said:

I think cold fried chicken is better than hot.

This is a fact.

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