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Czech dude: "Lions are GREAT pets, no, reall-"

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Now WHY in the world didn't this work as well as hoped?  I mean, who possibly saw this coming???...

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Czech man mauled to death by lion he kept in his backyard

N'dea Yancey-Bragg, USA TODAYPublished 8:14 p.m. ET March 5, 2019

A man has been mauled to death by one of the lions he kept in cages near his home in the Czech Republic.

Michal Prasek’s body was found inside the animal's homemade cage by his father, according to BBC, who told local media it had been locked from inside.

Prasek owned a pair of lions that he kept for breeding purposes although he didn’t have the required permits, local media reported. Police shot both animals in order to get to Prasek.

The 33-year-old caused a stir in his village when he bought the male lion from Slovakia in 2016, according to Reuters.

BBC reported that Prasek had been fined for illegal breeding, but the lions couldn’t be removed from his property because there was no evidence of animal cruelty and a lack of alternative facilities for the big cats.

He attracted local media attention last summer when a cyclist collided with his lioness as he was walking her on a leash, the outlet reported. Police deemed the incident a traffic accident.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2019/03/05/czech-man-mauled-death-lion-backyard/3073253002/

Prasek?  And to think he just opened up a new store in Sealy.  Damn. 

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Right afterwards, the lions got into an argument about whether that would be considered klobasnik or kolache. 

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

A cyclist so self absorbed they don't observe a fucking lion in their path is not surprising.

 

 That’s the real story here. 

His ego wrote a Czech his brain couldn't cash.

(Yeah, yeah I know. I have no pride. If I said I was sorry for the shitty pun I'd be lion.)

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A man has been mauled to death by one of the lions he kept in cages...for breeding purposes 

Czechmate!

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9 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Sucks they killed the lions.

 

Edited by phdhorn

10 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Had to come back to Czech on this thread. My felines have been confirmed.

Booooo!!!

22 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Right afterwards, the lions got into an argument about whether that would be considered klobasnik or kolache. 

I remember this Far Side cartoon.

I'm half a Czech, like the victim.  So this hits close to home.

On 3/6/2019 at 8:22 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Sucks they killed the lions.

This.  I mean, family should be grateful, let the Lions eat the remains, save on funeral expenses. 

Edited by Underdog

I guess they didn't quite have the Simba-otic relationship he thought they had.

On 3/6/2019 at 7:22 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Sucks they killed the lions.

couldn't they have just sudeted them before moving them somewhere else?

12 hours ago, Poolflood said:

I'm half a Czech, like the victim.  So this hits close to home.

Underrated

On 3/7/2019 at 8:12 AM, Underdog said:

This.  I mean, family should be grateful, let the Lions eat the remains, save on funeral expenses. 

“This is our most...modestly priced receptacle”

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