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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6777961/Billionaire-diamond-trader-65-dies-penis-enlargement-surgery.html

 

A  billionaire diamond trader has died after 'suffering a heart attack' during a penis enlargement operation in Paris.

Ehud Arye Laniado, 65, was at an unidentified private clinic on the Avenue des Champs-Elysees in the French capital on Saturday when complications during surgery proved fatal.

The experienced diamond expert's heart attack happened when a substance was injected into his penis, Belgian media reported. 

 

I'd like to make a clever remark, but I've been rendered speechless. 

 

 

Edited by bmbmd

I would think if you're trying to get dick enlargement done on the down-low, walking in/out of a clinic on the most famous street on the planet may not be the wisest course of action for man who has otherwise done a brilliant job of mitigating personal risk.  Then again, often the best place to hide is in plain sight.  I for one have often wondered what delicious Parisian confections await us at "Shafts Galore"  

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Someone forgot to tell him that as a billionaire his penis size doesn't matter. Especially at the age of 65.

Bet that would be a fun wake if he was Irish.

If only they had injected that stuff into his heart, then maybe he would have had a cock attack. 

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He died from a little prick

23 minutes ago, po elvis said:

Someone forgot to tell him that as a billionaire his penis size doesn't matter. Especially at the age of 65.

^^^this^^^

Should have just settled on bedazzling it with blood diamonds.

I'll take "Not Dirk Diggler's Problem" for a thousand Alex!

1 hour ago, UTGrad98 said:

I got nothin.....

There's a place in France that can help you with that.

2 hours ago, Nivek said:

Bet that would be a fun wake if he was Irish.

Jew know he wasn't Irish.

Instead, people have to sit around for a number of days and act like they gave a shit about the guy.

4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

You want to die from a heart attack caused by a penis injection?

Yeah that sounds rad. 

To be fair, stick a needle in my dick somebody is gonna die. Maybe more than one.

The good news is he was only dead for four hours.

Another exciting final stage on the Champs-Elysees!

1 hour ago, RPM said:

To be fair, stick a needle in my dick somebody is gonna die. Maybe more than one.

I can speak from experience, a needle in the dick is the worst pain I've experienced in this life. Instant "I was in the pool"

 

4 hours ago, UTGrad98 said:

I got nothin.....

 

That's what he said?

 

1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

Wee wee monsieur!

 

Yes, a lot of it!

20 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Some of the comments in this thread really rub me the wrong way. 

Don't you think that's premature?

6 hours ago, po elvis said:

Someone forgot to tell him that as a billionaire his penis size doesn't matter. Especially at the age of 65.

This.   If you have a small dick, like even in the 6- or 7-inch range, women aren’t going to remember that if your bank account is in the 10-digit range.  

11 hours ago, Nivek said:

Bet that would be a fun wake if he was Irish.

Ehud Arye Laniado

I’ll go out on a limb and guess that he wasn’t Irish.

6 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Some of the comments in this thread really rub me the wrong way. 

and really  tugs at the heart strings 

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17 hours ago, Lobo said:

I would think if you're trying to get dick enlargement done on the down-low, walking in/out of a clinic on the most famous street on the planet may not be the wisest course of action for man who has otherwise done a brilliant job of mitigating personal risk.  Then again, often the best place to hide is in plain sight.  I for one have often wondered what delicious Parisian confections await us at "Shafts Galore"  

Good news for him, he didn't walk out.

So supposedly this guy was on the hook for a lot of unpaid taxes.  I think he's still alive.  And his plan was genius.

You're about to be fucked six ways from Sunday for not paying your taxes.  So instead you decide to fake your death.  It has to be believable though.  So you pay off a dick surgeon to say you died on the table while getting your junk enhanced.  No one would ever believe that a guy would admit to having a micro-dick that didn't.  One cheap cadaver, cremation, and you're off to a country with no extradition laws.  You just have to live the rest of your life knowing everything thinks you died trying to fix your small pecker. 

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9 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

 

 

I’ll go out on a limb and guess that he wasn’t Irish.

Writing while drinking isnt the greatest.  but yeah, I should have clarified, Too bad he wasn't an Irishman, cause the wake would have been hysterical.  But then again, if he was, he wouldn't have needed the surgery in the first place.

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