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Williamson County pulling over the 92 Malibu with swangas and ask him what is up with them and the guy says "It's just Texas"

On 3/10/2019 at 9:48 AM, TornACL said:

How much do these dipshit criminals get paid to sign a waiver letting them use the footage? 

I believe they get away without having to need waivers signed by saying the camera crews are following around the cops as part of a documentary or some wonky shit. 

4 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Superman arrested in Oklahoma for meth 8c6bf558f5ef6ac5cb60070078625eec.jpg

Wait, which one is the methhead? whynotboth.gif

6 hours ago, michaelpshayes said:

Based on this show about 2% of the people on the road have a valid DL. 

Accurate. 

I wonder if any cases in the courts have been overturned or reinforced due to footage of this show.  I watch and the "probable cause" from the cops in some cases is incredibly weak, and then they bring the dog to sniff the outside of the car.  They may always end up finding something , but it seems that tactic has been abused a little.  Of course i am no lawyer.  Thank God.

7 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

man we are spoiled with a police chase right off the bat...right through OKC

Meth

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Hahahahhaha.Tonights "wanted" segment is an all timer.  Will have to try to find the video to it

 

 

 

 

That Oklahoma trooper is a giant douche bag.

This Santa Fe fake car stealing story has been quite interesting tonight. 

11 hours ago, TexasMan said:

This Santa Fe fake car stealing story has been quite interesting tonight. 

I mean it makes total sense.  Get fucked up, crash your car.  Realize you can call the cops and tell em it's stolen and have insurance buy you a new one.  So genius.

I heard on a pod cast that:

they claim they don't need waivers because they are reporting "live news".

There is a minimum 20 minute delay and the sheriff has last say on what airs

When they say earlier in some city, it may actually be from a previous day, which is why sometimes faces are blurred because it is no longer news.

Regardless, great show to kill time.

17 minutes ago, Ogie Ogilthorpe said:

Regardless, great show to kill time.

 

Definitely. It’s something you can turn on and not have to follow with a close eye, nor worry about missing some hidden plot point. Good “veg” tv. 

That's why I watch. Popcorn+beer+2 savage kids=easy watching.


Hopefully they do a Halloween or NYE special version

  • 2 weeks later...

I am always amazed by how they let the dog scratch the vehicle.  The dog goes nuts jumping on the doors and then goes crazy while in the vehicle.  No big deal to the cops.

I am 99.99% sure Justin Weiss Smith will end up living in Nye County, Nevada at some point and time

Watched over the weekend, Oklahoma tattoo cop is just a plain dick. It seems every stop he makes is confrontational. He is the common denominator. 

I laughed when he had to let the lady go because he did not have probable cause and there was no K9 avaialble. Not saying she was innocent but he was a complete ass to her,

1 hour ago, Ogie Ogilthorpe said:

Watched over the weekend, Oklahoma tattoo cop is just a plain dick. It seems every stop he makes is confrontational. He is the common denominator. 

I laughed when he had to let the lady go because he did not have probable cause and there was no K9 avaialble. Not saying she was innocent but he was a complete ass to her,

 

Let’s do the math, huh?

Person(Oklahoma + tattoo + cop) = dick

 

Yep, it checks out.  

Edited by thunderlounge

Hes always been a dick.

New season started this last weekend. Good to be back on the air. That salinas car chase was crazy Saturday night

  • 4 weeks later...

Oklahoma tattoo cop is the biggest dickhead on the planet. He’s why people dislike cops.

7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Oklahoma tattoo cop is the biggest dickhead on the planet. He’s why people dislike cops. 

 

okie + tattoos + cop = dick

 

Math checks out.

That crime of the week video with the cop hanging from the window was absolutely insane.


Lolol@someone leaving a dirty diaper on a doorstep and someone called the cops

That Tulsa high speed chase was insane! Lol@ the cop pushing the guy to his ground by his neck. Cops closing speeds are fucking insane

what the fuck was that screeching sound? 

 

oh...deaf

Edited by The University

9 minutes ago, The University said:

what the fuck was that screeching sound? 

 

oh...deaf

lmao..

 

my wife: shut him up

On 7/15/2019 at 9:40 AM, Ogie Ogilthorpe said:

Watched over the weekend, Oklahoma tattoo cop is just a plain dick. It seems every stop he makes is confrontational. He is the common denominator. 

I laughed when he had to let the lady go because he did not have probable cause and there was no K9 avaialble. Not saying she was innocent but he was a complete ass to her,

He has is in studio on this Friday’s show. (8/16).

Oklahoma trooper is a huge d bag.  He is going be in studio next week.  I am sure he will get called out a lot during the show on twitter.

The liveness of this show is starting to be a question.  Last week my wife noticed in a stop the lotto winnings on a sign in the background were a different amount than they actually were this week.

Tonight's hilarious. A group of dirt bikers is tearing up green county Missouri.. their barney fife can't catch them at all. One fell so hes in custody but the others zoomed past barney as he tried to grab one when they passed by him

 

Edit 3 have been caught... theyre chasing the other 2 now

The bikers were just trolling the cops.  Loved it when he pulled up to two of them at a stop sign, he gets out, they just turn and keep going.  They looked like the Peanuts Gang on those bikes. 

7 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

The bikers were just trolling the cops.  Loved it when he pulled up to two of them at a stop sign, he gets out, they just turn and keep going.  They looked like the Peanuts Gang on those bikes. 

even the studio guys couldnt contain their laughter

Looks like Wilco is out. Commissioner Court voted to cancel contract.

They should get some deals for some college towns during football season.  I bet Sat night after games would get real interesting in some places.  Looking at you aggy.

On 8/21/2019 at 10:18 AM, staley said:

Looks like Wilco is out. Commissioner Court voted to cancel contract.

I'm gonna miss watching those Gestapo douchebags.

On 8/21/2019 at 12:11 PM, Moby Ric said:

They should get some deals for some college towns during football season.  I bet Sat night after games would get real interesting in some places.  Looking at you aggy.

This could be it's own spin-off. Collie Station, Columbus, Morgantown. And throw in Lubbock for the STD's. 

On 8/21/2019 at 12:11 PM, Moby Ric said:

They should get some deals for some college towns during football season.  I bet Sat night after games would get real interesting in some places.  Looking at you aggy.

Network probably wants to avoid airing a bunch of bestiality arrests.

On 8/24/2019 at 2:25 PM, Fuck Tim Beck said:

This could be it's own spin-off. Collie Station, Columbus, Morgantown. And throw in Lubbock for the STD's. 

Having mom and dad at home in bed watching Live PD on Saturday night while they watch their drunk as son get hauled off from a party while the party crowd chants Live PD, Live PD as they put him in the car.  

  • 4 months later...

watching the rewind the episode at the blue door motel where the guy in cuffs runs and jumps through the motel window like he is a high jumper

that should be an Olympic event

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