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Please rate, and/or critique my Haiku.  Also, feel free to post your own Haikus.

 

new season begins
the hibernation must end
spring is upon us

I love Sara Jean

She gives me some major wood

I'd pee in her butt

Sara-Jean-Underwood-poster_1991884_b.jpg

Edited by ulukinatme

  • Author

you have done quite well

very impressive it is

accolades for you

 

Herp derp herp derp herp

Herp derp herp derp herp derp herp

Tucker’s kick is good!

Spring is upon us

more fruits and vegetables 

thank you sweet bidet

Two yutes, Sac-O-Suds

trees, screens, thick glasses, grits

State drops all charges

 

8 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Back on the old site
Was a poster named Haiku
He did this better

Never did figure

To whom the sock belonged to

Better posts than most

I sell eggs

Fry chicken is the best

anointing essential oils

1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

*id-i-ots

You clearly don't know

the Oklahoma Freakshow

you are the idoit

8 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Sunday night haiku:
As profound as limericks
but not knock-knock jokes
 

"knock knock" for intro

"who's there?" is the setup line

the punchline varies

 

Daylight savings time

sucks. Early risers ruin

Every fucking thing

Edited by Bat Guano

no matter the time

it is always said with truth

oklahoma sucks

  • 5 months later...
  • Author

the heat of summer

has dragged on for far too long

cool breezes await

Got a great blowie

Did not even have to pay

Say thanks to your mom

Shart thread is that way
Make sure to rinse your garments
Before wife awakes

  • 2 weeks later...
On 8/28/2019 at 10:00 PM, workswithseed said:

Ants crawl on my wall

They are very bothersome

Poison kill them quick

I have seen the ants

They seem to have a good time 

Jesus. I've seen things.

Aggy Aggy
suck, that cock,
To the suck in the cock.

On 3/11/2019 at 10:16 AM, Bat Guano said:

Daylight savings time

sucks. Early risers ruin

Every fucking thing

confused?

There once was a man

from Nantucket, his dick was

long, he could suck it.

Edited by 'stache

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