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Now thats a dojo i could see myself in.

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Ralph macchio is older than Thomas Ian Griffith. 
 

ralph macchio named his son Daniel. 
 

I commend someone for putting mrs larusso in workout clothes but the cinematographer really dropped the ball. 

On 1/5/2022 at 1:27 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Ralph macchio is older than Thomas Ian Griffith. 
 

ralph macchio named his son Daniel. 
 

I commend someone for putting mrs larusso in workout clothes but the cinematographer really dropped the ball. 

Say what? Madness.  Neither Macchio or Zabka have aged well though.  

Miguel's dad is going to be the head cartel enforcer that instead of guns uses... wait for it... karate to keep people in line.  

Johnny, Daniel and Asian Gilbert Gottfried team up to take down the cartel in a winner take all karate match.  Meanwhile, back at home, a random karate fight breaks out at west valley high.

On 1/5/2022 at 1:49 PM, Helobious said:

Watching drunk Silver beat the shit out of that Stingray loser was ultra satisfying. 

bro! stingray is awesome. 

Hoping in Season 5 Daniel and his annoying daughter are killed off in a fiery car crash.

I never noticed until the finale that, in the original Karate Kid, teenage Johnny gets out not one, but two, "You suck!"s as he's being choked to death by his psychopathic, PTSD suffering sensei. Legend. Not going to beg for his life like some chump.

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2 hours ago, futureman said:

bro! stingray is awesome. 

100%. Throwing parties for high school kids, kicking the crap out of his next door neighbor from the wolf of wall st. Stingray can do no wrong in my eyes. 

2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Taking a bus from LA to Mexico City.  Hell no.  

Lol

He’ll be OK.  What could go wrong riding a bus that long with a fuked up back?! Plus he will be safe, he knows how to do half of the hurricane kick.

Stingray was definitely a happy return.  He was sorely missed in Season 3.

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11 hours ago, utxmike05 said:

Lol

He’ll be OK.  What could go wrong riding a bus that long with a fuked up back?! Plus he will be safe, he knows how to do half of the hurricane kick.

Google maps says it takes 32 hours to drive from LA to MC, so by Bus your are probably talking 180 hours.   180 hours of sitting next to BUS people, vs spending $200 more for a flight.  

5 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Google maps says it takes 32 hours to drive from LA to MC, so by Bus your are probably talking 180 hours.   180 hours of sitting next to BUS people, vs spending $200 more for a flight.  

Agreed lol.  And did I miss something about his school schedule...is it fukin summer break now? He graduate? 14 day round trip....plus visiting time...or will he enroll down there? Just did all this on his own?  Plot hole! 

Regretting watching this season in one weekend....should have spread it out a little.

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The first rule of Cobra Kai is do not over think Cobra Kai.

29 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Google maps says it takes 32 hours to drive from LA to MC, so by Bus your are probably talking 180 hours.   180 hours of sitting next to BUS people, vs spending $200 more for a flight.  

Yep and he's like 16?  

Macchio's daughter is a terrible actress.

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On 1/10/2022 at 2:30 AM, ulukinatme said:

Stingray was definitely a happy return.  He was sorely missed in Season 3.

I honestly didn't even remember who he was.

Gotta take this series more seriously.

1 hour ago, ajax said:

Macchio's daughter is a terrible actress.

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And I forgot to mention, douse her in blue paint and she looks like one of the aliens from Avatar.

19 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

I honestly didn't even remember who he was.

Gotta take this series more seriously.

He's a 30 something man-child that lives with his mother, has a braided beard, and practices karate in kid's classes.  He also won the Coyote Creek event.  

Ok, he's comic relief.

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Stingray is basically every poster on Surly who claims to bang only 10s and complains about weird knees on normal women. 

Yeah I don’t like his character at all. He’s so pathetic I don’t even find his comic relief funny. Show would be better without him for sure. 

I thought this season was great fun. Can’t wait for next season. Some of y’all are way overthinking a show centered around the importance of a karate tournament.

They way the flip flop the “good” characters and “bad” characters, season 5 will probably be about the Asian Cobra Kai guy becoming a priest while Dmitri starts a sex trafficking ring.

5 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

They way the flip flop the “good” characters and “bad” characters, season 5 will probably be about the Asian Cobra Kai guy becoming a priest while Dmitri starts a sex trafficking ring.

Just as long as the black kid continues to beat the shit out of Anthony, I’ll enjoy next season. 
 

maybe they can work a spin-off called stinkray and lapusso where they become friends and sit around all day playing online video games and talking about how badass they are. 

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On 1/13/2022 at 3:38 PM, ulukinatme said:

He's a 30 something man-child that lives with his mother, has a braided beard, and practices karate in kid's classes.  He also won the Coyote Creek event.  

Ok, he's comic relief.

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On 1/13/2022 at 1:44 PM, ajax said:

Macchio's daughter is a terrible actress.

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I thought she did ok. 

Thank god she takes after the mother more than the father.  I thought she did ok too.  She spit out that psychologist mumbo-jumbo pretty quick. 

On 1/5/2022 at 10:04 AM, Red Five said:

Does Daniel even work anymore? Do any of these people work? It appears that karate consumes the lives of 100% of people living in the valley. 

The show takes place in a parallel universe in which karate is as popular in Los Angeles as high school football in small-town Texas, where karate (individual fights and full-scale brawls) is a common method of dispute resolution, but also one where injuries from karate attack are notably rare. 

On 1/8/2022 at 7:27 PM, 6th Street said:

Hoping in Season 5 Daniel and his annoying daughter are killed off in a fiery car crash.

Then Johnny goes over to console Daniel wife and bangs her and does the move where he can make her go limp hitting certain nerves. Maybe too much but I like freaky porn.

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I’m just glad they finally fucking mentioned that Johnny is also a two time All Valley champ. Put some respect on that man’s name. 

19 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Then Johnny goes over to console Daniel wife and bangs her and does the move where he can make her go limp hitting certain nerves. Maybe too much but I like freaky porn.

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the return of Chozen to help Daniel in season 5 is bad ass.  i totally geeked out when i saw that.  

and everybody and their brother is predicting that Mike Barnes will appear in season 5.  Silver told Kreese as he was being hauled off by the police that he could get some "old friends" to help him run all of the Cobra Kai dojos in the valley while Kreese is working through his legal problems.  hopefully it's Barnes, Snake, and Dennis.

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Glad they fit in cheesy montage. That nostalgic feel 

Well I certainly didn’t see that ending holy shit 

Peyton got cupgraded right? Not that I've seen every episode of Bunk'd 212 times.

49 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Peyton got cupgraded right? Not that I've seen every episode of Bunk'd 212 times.

I think they instruct her to push her chest out at every moment she’s featured 

12 hours ago, mdmost said:

I think they instruct her to push her chest out at every moment she’s featured 

and god love them for it. 

On 1/18/2022 at 2:22 PM, Rockethorn1978 said:

Then Johnny goes over to console Daniel wife and bangs her and does the move where he can make her go limp hitting certain nerves. Maybe too much but I like freaky porn.

"Babe you ever banged to Whitesnake?"

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On 1/13/2022 at 3:38 PM, ulukinatme said:

He's a 30 something man-child that lives with his mother, has a braided beard, and practices karate in kid's classes.  He also won the Coyote Creek event.  

Ok, he's comic relief.

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I am in for the Stingray spinoff ... he opens Cobrai Kai Katy and shenanigans ensue. 

On 1/13/2022 at 7:42 PM, remoh said:

Stingray is basically every poster on Surly who claims to bang only 10s and complains about weird knees on normal women. 

Yea well, at least we know karate...

On 1/13/2022 at 3:38 PM, ulukinatme said:

He's a 30 something man-child that lives with his mother, has a braided beard, and practices karate in kid's classes.  He also won the Coyote Creek event.  

Ok, he's comic relief.

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He also really loves his wife and just can't get his lines out fast enough before Jamie Taco steals them.

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