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17 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Your mom

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Jokes on you, my mom has super gonorrhea

Super like in really awesome?  Doesn't matter, one of the kids have an ear infection - so I can just steal their amoxicillin.  

Damn, I was going to wait until Sunday to grab some pizza.  May have to hit up Via tonight.

I can binge today? I thought binging started tomorrow.

2 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Jokes on you, my mom has super gonorrhea

No problem, can't get it twice..... right???

I was taught you don't quit quitting until midnight Saturday night.

Same shit I've been binging on the last couple months. With a side of super gonorrhea

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i was taught you don't quit until you go to church for easter (which made me love saturday evening 5pm speed mass). whats all this binging on friday? i might be able to understand saturday at midnight turning into sunday but friday? where's the math on that?!

 

but to answer OP, nothing. i was a heathen this year

Even though lent ended yesterday with the Triduum starting today on Holy Thursday it is common practice to keep Lenten sacrifices till you attend Easter mass. For us that is the Saturday night service where they baptize converts and confirm adults. Long as all get out. Usually 3 hours at our church.

Cradle catholic and my mom is basically the church lady sans being judgmental.

9 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Actually, Good Friday is a fasting day. At least for Catholics.

Apparently this means "one meatless full meal."
So go to Olive Garden and do the all you can eat bread and salad.  You'll be more stuffed than after a BBQ safari.

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