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Happy Gilmore is the quintessential Adam Sandler movie.

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Just now, TrashMaster G said:

I disagree.  The quintessential Sandler movie has to suck and Happy Gilmore does not suck.

Truth. The quintessential Sandler movie is Grown Ups 2. It's a shitty money grab with all of his stupid friends (and Fat Kevin James).

Is there a target Adam Sandler audience outside of middle school boys?  I say that as someone who enjoyed -They're all going to laugh at you, Billy Madison, etc - between the ages of 10-13, but then never again.

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

Discuss

 

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The price is wrong, bitch.

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

49 minutes ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

Is there a target Adam Sandler audience outside of middle school boys?  I say that as someone who enjoyed -They're all going to laugh at you, Billy Madison, etc - between the ages of 10-13, but then never again.

Nope.  And I was the perfect age.  And +rep if I could for your handle.  Slut Benwallah.

stop fraternizing with the help, Gilmore. Just hit your ball, if you can find it...Hi Grandma.

Happy Gilmore is in the canon of great comedies for me. But I’m not sure how much that that is because it is greatness vs... it came out when I was 11. Where something like Anchorman is funny, not classic to me in the same way.

5 hours ago, Lou said:

Image result for happy gilmore julie bowen

Super rep for this man.  I would take her in any form, but this was phenomenal.  Especially for a 15 year old or so.  Got damn.

19 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I disagree.  The quintessential Sandler movie has to suck and Happy Gilmore does not suck.

This. Sandler sucks and couldn't make a good movie these days if the script bit him in the ass.

I was just looking for the other half of this bottle. Oh, there's some.

On 3/29/2018 at 11:54 PM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Love how shooter mcgavin lives on over 20 yrs later. That character was casted perfectly

I saw two big fat naked bikers in the woods off 17 havin sex.  how am I supposed to chip with that going on, doug?

still like billy madison more.  but they’re both great.  

that’s my boy is underrated.  the fact that he named his kid “han solo berger” is worth the price of admission alone. 

still like billy madison more.  but they’re both great.  
that’s my boy is underrated.  the fact that he named his kid “han solo berger” is worth the price of admission alone. 
That is a good movie.

That’s My Boy is my true guilty pleasure. So bad but some really funny parts.

Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore are 1a and 1b. I just know that I knew people that loved Big Daddy. I hated that shit.


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6 hours ago, wutang75 said:

That’s My Boy is my true guilty pleasure. So bad but some really funny parts.

Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore are 1a and 1b. I just know that I knew people that loved Big Daddy. I hated that shit.


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Wat?  Big Daddy was great.  But not for this thread.

 

YOU'RE GONNA DIE CLOWN!

Out of the 42,987 movies Adam Sandler has made, roughly three are watchable and entertaining.  This is one of those three.

+1 on Happy Gilmore was his best movie, not the median. Billy Madison and Waterboy are guilty pleasure watches on rerun. Big Daddy uuhhhhhhhhhh, and well everything else no thank you. 

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The Wedding Singer is a fine movie too.

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His run to about 2000 was good. After that? Pure money grab garbage. Except Funny People. I like it. 

3 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

Happy Gilmore was ok but Little Nicky was by far the best. 

Because Sandler played himself?

Out of the 42,987 movies Adam Sandler has made, roughly three are watchable and entertaining.  This is one of those three.

I would agree with this statement if you changed the number three to zero

I liked Happy G, Billy Madison, The Waterboy, The Wedding Singer, Big Daddy, Longest Yard, and Just Go With It.  Probably in that order.

big daddy was the beginning of the end. billy madison, happy gilmore, wedding singer and waterboy are all pretty good and hold up. it really goes down hill from there, and it starts with big daddy. interestingly, it seems his first executive producer credit was waterboy. he probably started really huffing his own farts at that point in time.

On 3/29/2018 at 11:54 PM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Love how shooter mcgavin lives on over 20 yrs later. That character was casted perfectly

 

Yes. Because Shooter McGavin fucking rules, that's why.   

On 4/3/2018 at 2:01 PM, oSuJeff97 said:

 

Yes. Because Shooter McGavin fucking rules, that's why.   

This is Shooter’s time

Sandler

1. Happy Gilmore

2. Wedding singer

3. You don’t mess w/Zohan 

3. Billy Maddison

 

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3 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

This is Shooter’s time

*tour.  “this is shooter’s tour” is the quote you were looking for. 

If you told me I had to sit down and watch 5 Sandler movies, they'd go in this order:

 

1) Happy Gilmore

2) Waterboy

3) Wedding Singer

4) 50 First Dates

5)

 

Not sure I've seen any others that would be worth seeing again. Haven't seen all of them.

15 hours ago, futureman said:

*tour.  “this is shooter’s tour” is the quote you were looking for. 

Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.

1.a.  Happy Gillmore

1.b.  Billy Madison

2.  Funny People (I may be in a small minority)

3.  The Wedding Singer

Everything else is sub-mediocre to shitty.

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