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8 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

 

Big things happening on our streets.

 

 

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Somebody needs to clean that grinder, its disgusting, and probably some pretty sweet sticky goodness too.

 

They are getting roasted in the replies of that tweet.  

More like Deputy Stillablower...

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Just goes to show you how far out of touch most departments are with reality. Not to mention the absolute lack of self awareness. That’s just embarrassing.

31 minutes ago, futureman said:

not in my city.  get that garbage off the streets.  

It sucks that you're constantly trying too hard to suck.

Mouth breathers will still praise them for keeping our streets safe

The pharma rep visiting the hospital probably made them call the police.

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1 hour ago, Big D said:

They are getting roasted in the replies of that tweet.  

Found this in the replies.

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

not in my city.  get that garbage off the streets.  

I bow down. You are the zen master. I am humbled to be in your virtual presence.

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39 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Found this in the replies.

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How many people did they kill in the SWAT raid to get that pipe?

41 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Found this in the replies.

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The short one kinda looks like Hammster...a little too tall but some resemblance 

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

Mouth breathers will still praise them for keeping our streets safe

the streets are a little safer now.  prove me wrong!

This kind of shit will keep happening until we get that damn wall built

1 hour ago, Deej said:

How many people did they kill in the SWAT raid to get that pipe?

Well let's hope it was all of them.

I am betting there was a hot nurse that tipped them off, we need pictures to confirm.

3 hours ago, Big D said:

They are getting roasted in the replies of that tweet.  

A couple of my favorites:

-- "Delusions of grinder"

--"Constables are really the tilapia of law enforcement"

Yet a few miles north in Harris County they won’t even bust you for less than four ounces of weed. 

Bernard

Yet a few miles north in Harris County they won’t even bust you for less than four ounces of weed. 
Bernard


The not so funny thing is that you’ll often hear cops say that it’s still a federal crime in states where it has been locally legalized. Cool, but then they’ll turn around and consider “drunk drivin” not “drunk driving” when they show up at an accident a fellow cop caused while “drunk driving”.
2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

The short one kinda looks like Hammster...a little too tall but some resemblance 

HEY HEY HEY CUT IT OUT. That pipe could have shattered, and a piece of glass could have lodged in someones skin, a gott damn deadly weapon and menace removed from the streets of America. 

 

Tetanus is nothing to sneeze at.

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

I think it was this one.

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Me:  Nurse!  I have all of these weird growths on my genitals!  Make haste to inspect them!  

Nurse:  Sir, these are just gummy bears you licked and stuck to your dingus. 

1 hour ago, immortal13 said:

Well I don't know about you guys, but I feel safer now

Hey, it’s tough to be a hero when you can’t find any homeless people to rough up. 

12 hours ago, futureman said:

not in my city.  get that garbage off the streets.  

Are you talking about the cops or the grinder/pipes?

That must have been a harrowing experience for our brave heroes....thank GOD they made it home to their families safely.  

Kinda reminds me of Kendra Wilkinson. (that means I'd fap to that)

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Lauren Drain. Or on IG laurendrainfit.

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Lauren Danielle Drain is a former member of the Westboro Baptist Church who wrote the 2013 book Banished, which chronicles her experiences and eventual banishment from the church.

 

12 hours ago, bolverk said:

Found this in the replies.

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Man, heroes sure are getting lazy with evidence planting.      

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10 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I think it was this one.

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two words:

sponge bath

A nice reminder as to why I quit being a prosecutor.

I will never understand the erections that small town cops get for busting weed.  It's hard to really grasp how much some of them live for it until you see it in person.

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